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Made in preparation for the spring 2011 CWRU career fair
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| Name | |
| Type | |
| Description | |
| Beard Bonus | |
| Paul Buchheit | |
| More Than Just The Gmail Guy | |
| Paul's a CWRU grad. We put him on here to try to get him to give a talk or interview at the CWRU Hacker Society. So, Paul, if you see this please email sj@case.edu! | |
| John McCarthy | |
| Creator of Lisp | |
| Lisp Chainsaw: +20 damage | |
| Parentheses: Slow all enemies unless opponent's IDE autocompletes. New cards must be represented with eth-ekthprethionth. | |
| Beard Bonus: 80 | |
| Alan Kay | |
| Dynabook Librarian | |
| Everything is now an object. OOPs! | |
| Mustache Bonus: 15 | |
| Edsger W. Dijkstra | |
| Formally Verified | |
| Shortest path: +1 to speed | |
| Ineffective if GOTO in play | |
| Beard Bonus: 40 | |
| Richard Stallman | |
| Source Code Freedom Fighter | |
| GNU Manifesto: 30 damage to closed-source constructs in play belonging any player. +10 additional damage if player can be convinced to work on the Hurd. | |
| Beard Bonus: 100 | |
| Donald Knuth | |
| Doctor of the Art of Computer Programming | |
| High-TeX Typesetting: deals 1 damage for each as-yet-unwritten word in Volume 4 of TAoCP unless opponent pays $2.56. | |
| +2 to all defenses if an organ is in play. | |
| Beard Bonus: 0 | |
| Eric S. Raymond | |
| Steward of Culture | |
| Jargon Battle: Flip a coin. If heads, build a cathedral. If tails, build a bazaar. | |
| Release Early, Release Often: +20 health to open-source constructs due to source code contributions. | |
| Beard Bonus: 2 | |
| Tim Berners-Lee | |
| Inventor of the World Wide Web | |
| Hypertext Transfer: Deal opponent +10 damage unless they control a Spam Filter. | |
| Web Standards: If anyone still uses IE6, randomly redistribute all cards in the play area. | |
| Beard Bonus: 0 | |
| Dennis Ritchie | |
| Man Who Could C The Future | |
| Null Pointer: Opponent takes +15 damage. 10% chance of shooting yourself in the foot for +5 damage. | |
| Doubles the effects of Thompson, Torvalds, and Stallman. | |
| Beard Bonus: 90 | |
| Ken Thompson | |
| Stand Back, He Invented Regular Expressions! | |
| Minimax: Think ahead of your opponent and deal them +10 damage. | |
| Doubles the effects of Ritchie, Torvalds, and Stallman. | |
| Beard Bonus: 80 | |
| Steve Wozniak | |
| Champion of the PC Revolution | |
| +40 to hardware efficiency and wonkiness. All cards now fit in 4k of memory... somehow. | |
| Beard Bonus: 20 | |
| Linus Torvalds | |
| Unrepentant Git | |
| Now that Linus is on your side, you are always right! | |
| If Stallman is on the table, players must fistfight. | |
| Beard Bonus: 0 | |
| John Carmack | |
| Harbinger of Doom | |
| Raycasting: Opponent takes +25 damage and is overrun by exquisitely rendered aliens. | |
| Doubles the effects of all graphics cards. | |
| Beard Bonus: 0 | |
| Ada Lovelace | |
| The Original Hacker | |
| Gain +10 to intelligence for corresponding with Lady Lovelace. | |
| Analytical Engine: 20 damage to opponent for arriving at confused ideas. | |
| Beard Bonus: -10 |
Grace Hopper: developed the first compiler, origin of "debugging"
Margaret Hamilton: developed software for the Apollo program and Skylab, also coined the term "software engineering"
- Jon Postel - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Postel (the beard bonus would be great)
- Alan J. Perlis - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Perlis
- Robert T. Morris - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tappan_Morris
- Alan Cox - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Cox (another great beard bonus foreseen)
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You could fork it. I'm out of comedienergy.