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Just do it
https://twitter.com/Amber_Coffman/status/419635162230423552
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maybe.i.could.get.a.job
Amber Coffman: *drives down the highway*
Amber Coffman: Dave, this looks like a remote city. Pull over
Amber Coffman: I thought, maybe I could get a job … get a job as a waitress.
Manager: OK. Thanks for not coming during lunchtime; I could actually talk to you right now. Do you have a CV?
Amber Coffman: Actually, I'm in this really cool band …
Manager: Slayer? Whitesnake? Man, I _love_ music. Live for that shit.
Amber Coffman: Um, close!
Amber Coffman: We use this really intricate technique called "hocketing"; it goes back to the medieval period when…
Manager: By the way, I know I'm not supposed to this, but … the hood … are you Moslem?
Amber Coffman: Well, …
Manager: Anyway, I'm really looking for someone with a couple years of experience under their belt. Someone who is a quick learner. Not afraid to work hard. Shows up on time, leaves late. Always smiling. I'm not sure this will be a good fit.
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ok but actually a sweet story
https://twitter.com/Amber_Coffman/status/419633614985261058
https://twitter.com/Amber_Coffman/status/419623793493958656
https://twitter.com/Amber_Coffman/status/419627486205313024
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