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Things to do on Zoidberg day: | |
- Apply for those mail-order degrees in murderology and murderometry that you've | |
always wanted. | |
- Go hunting for guinea pigs. | |
- Put on your formal shell and have a fancy party. | |
- Experiment with bodily secretions-as-jewelry. It could be a big hit! | |
- Perform a few mercy killings. | |
- Split a [free] order of bread at your local restaurant. | |
- Write a commemorative letter in your own ink. |
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