MOTD Debian goodie

motd.sh

#!/bin/bash
NAME=servergroupnameororganization
URL1=http://test.com
URL2=http://example.com

UPTIME=`cat /proc/uptime |grep -E -o '^[0-9]*'`
UPTIME_SEC=$((UPTIME%60))
UPTIME=$((UPTIME/60))
UPTIME_MIN=$((UPTIME%60))
UPTIME=$((UPTIME/60))
UPTIME_H=$((UPTIME%24))
UPTIME_DAYS=$((UPTIME/24))

MEMTOTAL=`cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemTotal | grep -o '[0-9]*'`
MEMTOTAL_MB=$((MEMTOTAL/1024))
MEMFREE=`cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemFree | grep -o '[0-9]*'`
MEMFREE_MB=$((MEMFREE/1024))
MEMUSED=$((MEMTOTAL-MEMFREE))
MEMUSED_MB=$((MEMUSED/1024))

LOAD=`cat /proc/loadavg | grep -o '^\S* \S* \S*'`

echo -e "\e[0m\e[37m                              "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m         \e[31m_sudZUZ#Z#XZo=_        "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m      \e[31m_jmZZ2!!~---~!!X##wa        \e[1;30m$NAME"
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m   \e[31m.<wdP~~            \e[31m-!YZL,     "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m  \e[31m.mX2'       \e[31m_%aaa__     \e[31mXZ[.    \e[1;37mhostname: \e[1;30m$HOSTNAME"
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m  \e[31moZ[      \e[31m_jdXY!~?S#wa   \e[31m]Xb;    \e[1;37muptime: \e[1;33m$UPTIME_DAYS days $UPTIME_H h "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m \e[31m_#e'     \e[31m.]X2(     \e[31m~Xw|  \e[31m)XXc "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m\e[31m.2Z'      \e[31m]X[.       \e[31mxY|  \e[31m]oZ(    \e[1;37mmemory used: \e[1;32m$MEMUSED_MB MB \e[1;37m/ \e[1;31m$MEMTOTAL_MB MB"
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m\e[31m.2#;      \e[31m)3k;     \e[31m_s!~   \e[31mjXf' "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m \e[31m1Z>      \e[31m-]Xb/    \e[31m~    \e[31m__#2(     \e[1;37mload: \e[1;34m$LOAD"
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m \e[31m-Zo;       \e[31m+!4ZwaaaauZZXY'    "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m  \e[31m*#[,        \e[31m~-?!!!!!!-~     "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m   \e[31mXUb;.                     "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m    \e[31m)YXL,,                   "
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m      \e[31m+3#bc,                 \e[1;37m$URL1"
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m        \e[31m-)SSL,,              \e[1;37m$URL2"
echo -e "\e[0;1;31m           \e[31m~~~~~              "
echo -e "\e[0m\e[255D"