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Jokes
What do you call... _
a presidential lacrosse player's pig's social network a bro's ham's linkedin
an online store for throat lozenges cough eshop
it when two people crouched fight over tea chai knees feud
mucus that floats phlegm buoyant
the space between a soul singer's intervals throatis leading
your favorite knife after it's been knighted? Sir Rated
Did you hear about... _
the woman who speed dated a bunch of hesitant guys yeah, she was going through men who pause
What... _
kind of car did Chewbacca buy his kid? A Hairy Son Ford
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