"apt-get-rekt" Debian package contents

apt-get

#!/bin/sh

APT_GET_REAL="apt-get.real"
EXIT_FAILURE=100

if [ "$#" -lt 1 ]; then
        #No action specified
        $APT_GET_REAL #Print default help
        echo 'Get rekt.'
        exit
else
        if [ "$1" = "rekt" ]; then
                #Get rekt
                #Simulate real apt-get's root requirement
                if [ "`id -u`" -eq "0" ]; then
                        echo "rekt"
                        exit
                else
                        echo 'E: Need to be root' 1>&2
                        exit $EXIT_FAILURE
                fi
        else
                $APT_GET_REAL $@
        fi
fi

apt-get-rekt.8

.TH APT-GET-REKT 8 "Version 1.5"
.SH NAME
apt-get-rekt - get rekt with apt-get

.SH SYNOPSIS
.B apt-get rekt

.SH DESCRIPTION
This utility extends apt-get with a humorous command.

.SH BACKGROUND

This is based on the flair of one of the moderators of
.nh
/r/linuxmasterrace
.hy 1
on Reddit.

.SH AUTHOR
Jack126Guy <someanon126@gmail.com>

.SH COPYRIGHT
The program and this manual are released into the public domain under
Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal:

<http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/>

.SH SEE ALSO
.BR apt-get (8)

control

Package: apt-get-rekt
Version: 1.5
Section: misc
Priority: optional
Architecture: all
Pre-Depends: apt
Replaces: apt
Installed-Size: 1
Maintainer: Jack126Guy <someanon126@gmail.com>
Description: Get rekt with apt-get
 This package modifies apt-get to add a new
 command.
 .
 It is a joke based on the flair of one of the
 moderators of the subreddit /r/linuxmasterrace.

postrm

#!/bin/sh

APT_GET_REAL="apt-get.real"
APT_DIR="/usr/bin"

cd $APT_DIR
if [ -e "$APT_GET_REAL" -a "$1" != upgrade ]; then
	mv "$APT_GET_REAL" apt-get
fi

preinst

#!/bin/sh

APT_GET_REAL="apt-get.real"
APT_DIR="/usr/bin"

cd $APT_DIR
if [ -e apt-get -a "$1" != upgrade ]; then
	mv apt-get "$APT_GET_REAL"
fi

The preinst and postrm scripts manipulate the original apt-get binary directly, and when apt is updated bad things happen. This should be handled with diversions instead.