SUPER basic clone of RMQ's stylesheet and selectors (no symbol based selection or fancy stylers, and other missing functionality like chaining)

app_delegate.rb

class AppDelegate
  def application(application, didFinishLaunchingWithOptions:launchOptions)
    @window = UIWindow.alloc.initWithFrame(UIScreen.mainScreen.bounds)
    @window.rootViewController = MyViewController.new
    @window.makeKeyAndVisible

    true
  end
end

my_stylesheet.rb

class MyStylesheet
  def bw_big(v)
    v.backgroundColor = UIColor.blackColor
    v.textColor = UIColor.whiteColor
    v.font = UIFont.systemFontOfSize(36)
    v.frame = [[20, 40], [280, 50]]
    v.textAlignment = UITextAlignmentCenter
  end

  def white_bg(v)
    v.backgroundColor = UIColor.whiteColor
  end
end

my_view_controller.rb

class MyViewController < UIViewController
  def viewDidLoad
    super

    rmq.stylesheet = MyStylesheet.new # works absolutely anywhere

    rmq(self.view).style(:white_bg)

    self.view.addSubview(rmq(UILabel).style(:bw_big) do |v|
      v.text = "Testing"
    end)

  end
end

rmq.rb

class Object
  def rmq(selector = nil)
    RMQ.shared.selector = selector
    RMQ.shared
  end
end

class RMQ
  attr_accessor :stylesheet, :selector

  def self.shared
    Dispatch.once { @shared ||= new }
    @shared
  end

  def style(style_name)
    begin
      puts "\[RMQ ERROR] no stylesheet selected" unless self.stylesheet

      view = self.selector
      view = view.new if view.class == Class
      self.stylesheet.public_send(style_name, view)
      yield view if block_given?
      view
    rescue NoMethodError => e
      if e.message =~ /.*#{style_name.to_s}.*/
        puts "\n[RMQ ERROR]  style_name :#{style_name} doesn't exist for a #{view.class.name}. Add 'def #{style_name}(v)' to #{stylesheet.class.name} class\n\n"
      else
        raise e
      end
    end
  end
end