I hereby claim:
- I am jacobkjones on github.
- I am jacobkjones (https://keybase.io/jacobkjones) on keybase.
- I have a public key whose fingerprint is 2FF9 9836 C21D 2285 212E B16A EFEE 9EB8 54D3 C6DB
To claim this, I am signing this object:
Jacob Jones jacobkjones
jacobkjones
/ CalvinBot 0.0.1 Help for GroupMe
Created
February 24, 2017 19:35
Help for my fork of CalvinBot 0.0.1 using GroupMe, since the help command sends a thousand messages
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| !kitten - Hubot replies with a kitten image URL | |
| <text> i [adverbs] hate <text> - responds with let the hate image | |
| A trap - Admiral Ackbar | |
| Nooo - Vader / Kylo are mad | |
| Replies with random joke from /r/<allowed-type>jokes | |
| Replies with random joke from /r/<allowed-type>jokes | |
| be like <name> - Spews a random line from the belikes array | |
| calvinbot <allowed-type> joke - | |
| calvinbot <text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Meme: Success kid w/ top caption | |
| calvinbot <text> ALL the <things> - Meme: ALL THE THINGS |
jacobkjones
/ keybase.md
Created
February 10, 2017 21:17
Keybase Identity Verification for jacobkjones
Revised date: 07/11/2012
Between us [company name] and you [customer name]
We’ll always do our best to fulfil your needs and meet your expectations, but it’s important to have things written down so that we both know what’s what, who should do what and when, and what will happen if something goes wrong. In this contract you won’t find any complicated legal terms or long passages of unreadable text. We’ve no desire to trick you into signing something that you might later regret. What we do want is what’s best for both parties, now and in the future.