- mean messenger
- tyrannical overlord
- rumbling rabbit
- fireball (her first real one)
- white priest
- big spider (not real, but "giant spider"!)
- swing sword
- conjure tornado (no, but there is a card called "tornado")
- "something" the great (there are a bunch of these)
- howl
- vex (real)
- paralyze fiend (no, but there is a card called paralyze)
(she started trying to think of dogs here)
- friend of man
- loyal companion (there's a card called "mowu, loyal companion")
- king of dogs (there's a card called "king of the pride", which is for cats)
- indentured servitude
- untamed beast
- "something" the untamed
(she gave up on dogs here)
- undead soldier
- human soldier
- lightning strike (real)
- unlucky invocation
- "something" the eagle
- death breath
- stomp (real, as part of bonecrusher giant)
- undead army
- silence (real)
- knock back
- protection field (similar to circle of protection)
- replenish life force (no, but replenish is a card)
- rise the undead (i convinced her to try raise the dead instead, but neither was real)
- unicorn (i think she started getting really tired here)
- erase identity
- mystery smoke (she had a puff from her weed vape just before suggesting this one. she also said that the card would prevent the opponent from untapping their land on their turn)
- call for aid (she says "it has an X in the casting cost and you get X human soldiers")
- summon the elements
- quicksand (real! i asked her to guess what it would do, she said "it causes a curse to a creature of your choice, takes away vitality from it every turn until it's dead", which is pretty close to right)
- activate paragon (she says "buffs all your creatures by 2")
- shift life force (she says "target creature of your choosing takes X off of their life and shifts it to another creature of your choosing")
(at this point, she decided she needs to do more creatures)
- "something", destroyer of worlds
- three-legged vulture (she says "i figure because vultures are scary, and if they had another leg, that would be scarier")
- "something" the smasher
- frightening ghost
- platinum ghost (this is because she heard about platinum angel from me earlier)
- queen of venom
- torch bearer
- restore the light
- raise demons
- burn down buildings
- burn books
- conceal identity
- quaternion
- raise demons (yes she forgot she already said this one like a minute ago)
- destroy antidote (she says "it would be a counterspell")
- tork the gardener (she says "i would definitely do a garden themed deck")
(after the above, she decided we're doing garden themed cards)
- release spores
- fertilize
- baby squirrel
- tractor (she says "i'm not joking, it's a mech, it's 6/3, but it's a board clearer, all squirrels get -1/-1, costs 1GG")
- gentle king (she says "this is still garden themed, it's a deer, he's the king of the forest but he's not often seen, he boosts his comrades on the board when he's out")
- harvest lumber
- sentient tree
- mad loon (she says "you know, it's like a loon that's gone crazy")
- angered swarm
(i think she was getting annoyed with me here)
- bloated troll
- dejected suitor
- reject antics
- close book (this was after i gave her the examples of "mystical dispute" and "memory lapse" as counterspells and she wanted to come up with another)
- pinch candle wick (she says "it's a counterspell, you're a candle mage")
- candle mage (she says "which is red")
- harpy
- furry villager (she says "we don't know exactly what he is because he always wears a helmet")
- town drunk
- holy zealot or angry zealot
- loyal faith crier
- raging elephant
(she says "ok i need to get a creature, i'm gonna get less creative")
- wolf
- screaming eagle
- sharpshooter
- trampling elephant
- "something" the swooper
- "something" the crusher
- fat snake
- boa constrictor (real!!!)
- silverhead slitherer
- poisonous constrictor
- thousand toothed shark
- metal flier
- unforgiving elder
- sticky substance
- remove path
- four thousand pound crab
- the rebalancer
- angry faerie
- “something” the swordbearer
- chatterbones
- release tide
- stop spell
- mudslide (real!)
- net (she says "removes flying")
- change loyalty
- squelch (real!)
- siren
- induce sleep
- fortify (real!)
- eliminate (real!)
- gravedigger (real!)
- wild rider
- white raven
- underground menace
- horned lizard
- armored slow walker
- "something" of flowers
- indecisive striker
- cold blooded seeker
- break cycle