jakefolio

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jakefolio on github.
• I am jakefolio (https://keybase.io/jakefolio) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASCOleJr1TygYSfVcj60YjwYUTIcfWTzQlwy9VoFjgaKPwo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jakefolio

<?php

$durations = [
    '2:01:05',
    '2:35:25',
    '1:45:01',
];

function getDateIntervalFromString($duration) {
    $i = 0;

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validation :campaign_date_range, if: :default do
  # start and end date have been coerced to DateTime
  required(:starts_at, &:valid_start_date?)
  required(:ends_at, &:valid_end_date?)

  def valid_start_date?(value)
    value > form.ends_at
  end

  def valid_end_date?(value)

jakefolio

<?php

namespace jakefolio;

class Collection implements \ArrayAccess, \Countable, \IteratorAggregate
{
    protected $items;

    public function __construct($items = [])
    {

jakefolio

    var fs = require('fs');
    var stream = fs.createReadStream('./test/fixtures/current');
    var currentData = '';

    stream.on('error', function (err) {
      throw err;
    });
    stream.on('data', function (data) {
      currentData += data;
    }); 

jakefolio

<?php

class AncientFileFilter extends \FilterIterator {

	protected $DaysOld = 7;

	public function __construct($dir,$days=null) {

		// is the specified directory valid?
		if(!is_string($dir) || !is_dir($dir) || !is_readable($dir))

jakefolio

<?php

class AncientFileFilter extends \FilterIterator {

	protected $DaysOld = 7;

	public function __construct($dir,$days=null) {

		// is the specified directory valid?
		if(!is_string($dir) || !is_dir($dir) || !is_readable($dir))

jakefolio

I have my model here:

// transactionmodel.js
function TransactionModel() {
    var pg = require('pg');
    var connectionString = "pg://chartjes:******@localhost:5432/ibl_stats";
    this.client = new pg.Client(connectionString);
    this.client.connect();

	this.getCurrent = function() {

jakefolio

<?php

// Stupid dirty example of how to load only the routes you want.
$app->hook('slim.before.router', function() use ($app) {
    $uri = $app->request()->getResourceUri();
    $params = explode('/', substr($uri, 1, strlen($uri)));
    if (file_exists(APP_ROOT . '/app/routes/' . $params[0] . '.php'))
        include APP_ROOT . '/app/routes/' . $params[0] . '.php';
});

jakefolio

Our bodies are just like a legacy code base, we are old in internet years! Just like most legacy 
code bases rewriting isn't an option, so you have to slowly refactor. We, developers, spend the majority
of our time sitting and possibly with terrible posture. Our schedules lead to poor eating choices and 
physical exercise falls to the wayside. I will discuss the way I refactored my physical body and the incremental
changes that has lead to a more enjoyable life. You will leave with a plan to improve your overall health.