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| #!/bin/bash | |
| collect() | |
| { | |
| while read line;do | |
| if [ -d "$line" ];then | |
| (for i in "$line"/*;do echo $i;done)|sort -R|collect | |
| echo $line | |
| elif [[ "$line" == *".h" ]];then | |
| echo $line | |
| fi | |
| done | |
| } | |
| sse="$(awk '/flags/{print;exit}' </proc/cpuinfo|grep -o 'sse\S*'|sed 's/^/-m/'|xargs)" | |
| flags="" | |
| pd="\\" | |
| while true;do | |
| collect <<< /usr/include|cut -d/ -f4-| | |
| ( | |
| while read line;do | |
| if [ "$(dirname "$line")" != "$pd" ];then | |
| x=$((RANDOM%8-3)) | |
| if [[ "$x" != "-"* ]];then | |
| ssef="$(sed 's/\( *\S\S*\)\{'"$x,$x"'\}$//' <<< "$sse")" | |
| fi | |
| pd="$(dirname "$line")" | |
| opt="-O$((RANDOM%4))" | |
| if [[ "$((RANDOM%2))" == 0 ]];then | |
| pipe=-pipe | |
| fi | |
| case $((RANDOM%4)) in | |
| 0) arch=-m32;; | |
| 1) arch="";; | |
| *) arch=-m64;; | |
| esac | |
| if [[ "$((RANDOM%3))" == 0 ]];then | |
| gnu="-D_GNU_SOURCE=1 -D_REENTRANT -D_POSIX_C_SOURCE=200112L " | |
| fi | |
| flags="gcc -w $(xargs -n1 <<< "opt pipe gnu ssef arch"|sort -R|(while read line;do eval echo \$$line;done))" | |
| fi | |
| if [ -d "/usr/include/$line" ];then | |
| echo $flags -shared $(for i in /usr/include/$line/*.h;do cut -d/ -f4- <<< "$i"|sed 's/h$/o/';done) -o "$line"".so" | |
| sleep $((RANDOM%2+1)) | |
| else | |
| line=$(sed 's/h$//' <<< "$line") | |
| echo $flags -c $line"c" -o $line"o" | |
| sleep 0.$((RANDOM%4)) | |
| fi | |
| done | |
| ) | |
| done |
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| #!/usr/bin/python3 | |
| import random | |
| import time | |
| first_level_dirs = ['main', 'home', 'usr', 'root', 'html', 'assets', 'files'] | |
| title_descs = ['page', 'script', 'interface', 'popup'] | |
| id_names = ['container', 'main', 'textbox', 'popup'] | |
| tag_names = ['div', 'textarea', 'span', 'strong', 'article', 'summary', 'blockquote', 'b'] | |
| autoclosing_tags = ['br', 'input'] | |
| def random_js_line(): | |
| return random.choice([ | |
| ' $("#%s").html("<b>" + $("#%s").text() + "</b>");' % (random.choice(id_names), random.choice(id_names)), | |
| ' $.get("t_%i.txt", function(resp) {\n callback(resp);\n });' % (int(random.random() * 50)), | |
| ' $("%s>%s").css({width: %i + "px", height: %i + "px"});' % (random.choice(tag_names), random.choice(tag_names), int(random.random() * 75), int(random.random() * 75)), | |
| ' for (var i = 0; i < count; i++) {\n $("<div>").appendTo("#%s");\n }' % (random.choice(id_names)) | |
| ]) | |
| def random_js_lines(): | |
| lines = [random_js_line() for _ in range(int(random.random() * 14) + 1)] | |
| return '\n'.join(lines) | |
| def random_html_line(): | |
| tag_name = random.choice(tag_names) | |
| return random.choice([ | |
| ' <%s>id: %i</%s>' % (tag_name, int(random.random() * 1000), tag_name), | |
| ' <%s class="%s">\n <%s/>\n </%s>' % (tag_name, random.choice(first_level_dirs), random.choice(autoclosing_tags), tag_name), | |
| ' <div id="%s"></div>' % (random.choice(first_level_dirs)) | |
| ]) | |
| def random_html_lines(): | |
| lines = [random_html_line() for _ in range(int(random.random() * 9) + 1)] | |
| return '\n'.join(lines) | |
| while True: | |
| print('creating /%s/%i.html' % (random.choice(first_level_dirs), int(random.random() * 1000))) | |
| time.sleep(random.random()) | |
| lines = [ | |
| '<!DOCTYPE html>', | |
| '<html lang="en">', | |
| ' <head>', | |
| ' <title>%s #%i</title>' % (random.choice(title_descs), int(random.random() * 100)), | |
| ' <script type="text/javascript" src="/js/assets/jquery.min.js"></script>', | |
| ' <script type="text/javascript">', | |
| random_js_lines(), | |
| ' </script>', | |
| ' </head>', | |
| ' <body>', | |
| random_html_lines(), | |
| ' </body>', | |
| '</html>' | |
| ] | |
| lines = [single_line for linegroup in lines for single_line in linegroup.split('\n')] | |
| for line in lines: | |
| print(line) | |
| time.sleep(random.random() / 10) | |
| print() | |
| time.sleep(random.random() / 2) |
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| #/bin/bash | |
| # prints the contents of every file identified as text in /var/log/ line by line, with random delays | |
| if [ "$EUID" -ne 0 ] | |
| then | |
| echo "Please run as root to be hackerish." | |
| exit | |
| fi | |
| # turn off globbing | |
| set -f | |
| # split on newlines only for for loops | |
| IFS=' | |
| ' | |
| for log in $(find /var/log -type f); do | |
| # only use the log if it's a text file; we _will_ encounter some archived logs | |
| if [ `file $log | grep -e text | wc -l` -ne 0 ] | |
| then | |
| echo $log | |
| for line in $(cat $log); do | |
| echo $line | |
| # sleep for a random duration between 0 and 1/4 seconds to indicate hard hackerish work | |
| bc -l <<< $(bc <<< "$RANDOM % 10")" / 40" | xargs sleep | |
| done | |
| fi | |
| done |
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| hexdump -C /dev/urandom | pv -q -L 2k |
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