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I finally get Quebec. All these years, I've been living here wondering wtf was 
up with the whole language thing. I mean - it's just a language, right? A tool 
for expressing yourself. Who really cares?

But, then today, it hit me. If I was told that a whole bunch of C# people were 
going to infiltrate my company. And I wasn't going to be able to write ruby 
anymore. I'd freak out and start implementing draconian corporate policies to 
keep them out. And get police to come in with guns and threaten them.