Created
May 11, 2016 15:33
-
-
Save jamesona/67a75a8a8860fa0b5e2e0bdd282f2ff0 to your computer and use it in GitHub Desktop.
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
{ | |
//set 1 | |
"witnesses": "thse dudes I don't know", | |
"allegedly": "kinda probably", | |
"new study": "tumblr post", | |
"rebuild": "avenge", | |
"space": "spaaaace", | |
"google glass": "virtual boy", | |
"smartphone": "pokedex", | |
"electric": "atomic", | |
"senator": "elf-lord", | |
"car": "cat", | |
"election": "eating contest", | |
"congressional leaders": "river spirits", | |
"homeland security": "homestar runner", | |
"could not be reached for comment": "is guilty and everyone knows it", | |
//set 2 | |
"debate": "dance-off", | |
"self driving": "uncontrollably swerving", | |
"poll": "psychic reading", | |
"candidate": "airbender", | |
"drone": "dog", | |
"vows to": "probably won't", | |
"at large": "very large", | |
"successfully": "suddenly", | |
"expands": "physically expands", | |
"first-degree": "friggin awful", | |
"second-degree": "friggin awful", | |
"third-degree": "friggin awful", | |
"an unknown number": "like, hundreds", | |
"front runner": "blade runner", | |
"global": "spherical", | |
"years": "minutes", | |
"minutes": "years", | |
"no indication": "lots of signs", | |
"urged restraint by": "drunkenly egged on", | |
"horsepower": "tons of horse meat", | |
//set 3 | |
"gaffe": "magic spell", | |
"ancient": "haunted", | |
"star-studded": "blood-soaked", | |
"remains to be seen": "will never be known", | |
"silver bullet": "way to kill werewolves", | |
"subway system": "tunnels I found", | |
"surprising": "surprising (but not to me)", | |
"war of words": "interplanetary war", | |
"tension": "sexual tension", | |
"cautiously optimistic": "delusional", | |
"doctor who": "big bang theory", | |
"win votes": "find pokemon", | |
"behind the headlines": "beyond the grave", | |
"email": "poem", | |
"facebook post": "poem", | |
"tweet": "poem", | |
"facebook ceo": "this guy", | |
"latest": "final", | |
"disrupt": "destroy", | |
"meeting": "menage a trois", | |
"scientists": "Channing Tatum and his friends", | |
"you won't believe": "I'm really sad about", | |
} |
Sign up for free
to join this conversation on GitHub.
Already have an account?
Sign in to comment