Github Dankifier

GithubDankifier.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Github Dankifier
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      0.1
// @description  Send nudes please
// @author       jaime29010
// @match        https://github.com/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';
    var pattern = /(?:[0-9]+ contributions)/;

    var profile = document.getElementsByClassName("page-profile");
    if (profile.length === 0) return;

    //The graph container
    var graph = document.getElementsByClassName("js-contribution-graph")[0];

    //Weedifier
    (function() {
        var cindic = graph.getElementsByTagName("h2");
        for (var index = 0; index < cindic.length; index++) {
            var child = cindic[index];
            if (pattern.test(child.innerHTML)) {
                child.innerHTML = child.innerHTML.replace(pattern, "420 contributions");
                break;
            }
        }
    })();

    //Nudify
    (function() {
        var rects = graph.getElementsByTagName("rect");
        for (var index = 0; index < rects.length; index++) {
            var element = rects[index];
            switch (index + 1) {
                    //Letra S
                case pos(3, 1):
                case pos(3, 2):
                case pos(3, 3):
                case pos(3, 4):
                case pos(3, 7):
                case pos(4, 1):
                case pos(4, 4):
                case pos(4, 7):
                case pos(5, 1):
                case pos(5, 4):
                case pos(5, 7):
                case pos(6, 1):
                case pos(6, 5):
                case pos(6, 6):
                case pos(6, 4):
                case pos(6, 7): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#7bc96f");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra E
                case pos(8, 1):
                case pos(8, 2):
                case pos(8, 3):
                case pos(8, 4):
                case pos(8, 5):
                case pos(8, 6):
                case pos(8, 7):
                case pos(9, 1):
                case pos(9, 4):
                case pos(9, 7):
                case pos(10, 1):
                case pos(10, 4):
                case pos(10, 7):
                case pos(11, 1):
                case pos(11, 4):
                case pos(11, 7): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#7bc96f");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra N
                case pos(13, 1):
                case pos(13, 2):
                case pos(13, 3):
                case pos(13, 4):
                case pos(13, 5):
                case pos(13, 6):
                case pos(13, 7):
                case pos(14, 2):
                case pos(15, 3):
                case pos(15, 4):
                case pos(15, 5):
                case pos(16, 6):
                case pos(17, 1):
                case pos(17, 2):
                case pos(17, 3):
                case pos(17, 4):
                case pos(17, 5):
                case pos(17, 6):
                case pos(17, 7): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#7bc96f");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra D
                case pos(19, 1):
                case pos(19, 2):
                case pos(19, 3):
                case pos(19, 4):
                case pos(19, 5):
                case pos(19, 6):
                case pos(19, 7):
                case pos(20, 1):
                case pos(20, 7):
                case pos(21, 1):
                case pos(21, 7):
                case pos(22, 2):
                case pos(22, 3):
                case pos(22, 4):
                case pos(22, 5):
                case pos(22, 6): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#7bc96f");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra N
                case pos(26, 1):
                case pos(26, 2):
                case pos(26, 3):
                case pos(26, 4):
                case pos(26, 5):
                case pos(26, 6):
                case pos(26, 7):
                case pos(27, 2):
                case pos(28, 3):
                case pos(28, 4):
                case pos(28, 5):
                case pos(29, 6):
                case pos(30, 1):
                case pos(30, 2):
                case pos(30, 3):
                case pos(30, 4):
                case pos(30, 5):
                case pos(30, 6):
                case pos(30, 7): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#c6e48b");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra U
                case pos(32, 1):
                case pos(32, 2):
                case pos(32, 3):
                case pos(32, 4):
                case pos(32, 5):
                case pos(32, 6):
                case pos(33, 7):
                case pos(34, 7):
                case pos(35, 7):
                case pos(36, 1):
                case pos(36, 2):
                case pos(36, 3):
                case pos(36, 4):
                case pos(36, 5):
                case pos(36, 6): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#c6e48b");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra D
                case pos(38, 1):
                case pos(38, 2):
                case pos(38, 3):
                case pos(38, 4):
                case pos(38, 5):
                case pos(38, 6):
                case pos(38, 7):
                case pos(39, 1):
                case pos(39, 7):
                case pos(40, 1):
                case pos(40, 7):
                case pos(41, 2):
                case pos(41, 3):
                case pos(41, 4):
                case pos(41, 5):
                case pos(41, 6): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#c6e48b");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra E
                case pos(43, 1):
                case pos(43, 2):
                case pos(43, 3):
                case pos(43, 4):
                case pos(43, 5):
                case pos(43, 6):
                case pos(43, 7):
                case pos(44, 1):
                case pos(44, 4):
                case pos(44, 7):
                case pos(45, 1):
                case pos(45, 4):
                case pos(45, 7):

                case pos(46, 1):
                case pos(46, 4):
                case pos(46, 7): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#c6e48b");
                    break;
                }

                    //Letra S
                case pos(48, 1):
                case pos(48, 2):
                case pos(48, 3):
                case pos(48, 4):
                case pos(48, 7):
                case pos(49, 1):
                case pos(49, 4):
                case pos(49, 7):
                case pos(50, 1):
                case pos(50, 4):
                case pos(50, 7):
                case pos(51, 1):
                case pos(51, 5):
                case pos(51, 6):
                case pos(51, 4):
                case pos(51, 7): {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#c6e48b");
                    break;
                }

                default: {
                    element.setAttribute("fill", "#ebedf0");
                }
            }
        }

        function pos(column, row) {
            return (column - 1) * 7 + row;
        }
    })();
})();