Perfectly Ordinary C

ordinary.c

/**//*                                                                                                                                                                     
 *//** This is perfectly ordinary C                                                                                                                                        
 **//*                                                                                                                                                                     
 *//**     cc -std=c99 lol.c                                                                                                                                               
 **//*     ./a.out justine 31                                                                                                                                              
 *//**/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

add(a, b) {
  return a + b;
}

(*(*res[])())() = { add }     ;
(*(*adder()))()               ;
(*(*adder()))()   { return res; }

main(argc, argv)
  int   argc;
  char* argv[];
{{{
  int long static unsigned volatile long x;
  signed auto char const *restrict const name = {argv[1]};
  register age = 0[adder()](0,atoi(2[argv]));
  for (
    x   =- 001<<0;
    x -->- 010>>2;
  )
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  0xcafe,printf("%s is %d years old\n", *&name, age);
}}}