Greet your shell users like they were Kim Jong-il!

README.md

Put the following line in /etc/profile and put the attached titles file in /etc/.

echo Welcome `id -un`, `sort -R</etc/titles|head -n 1`!

The next time someone logs in, there will be an appropriate greeting:

/home/jaseg
<3 ssh kim@my-awesome-server.example.net
Host key fingerprint is d5:c0:17:80:37:88:27:a9:5c:0d:9b:e0:6f:7c:07:4a
+--[ RSA 2048]----+
|    . .= +o...   |
|   . .=o= +o.    |
|   ..oEo...o.    |
|    o+ . o       |
|      = S .      |
|     . . .       |
|                 |
|                 |
|                 |
+-----------------+

kim@my-awesome-server.example.net's password: 
Last login: Sun Mar  3 17:57:47 2013 from 222.173.190.239
Welcome kim, Father of the People!
kim@my-awesome-server:~$ 

Thanks to Wikipedia for the great list of titles!

titles

Party Center
Superior Person
Dear Leader
Respected Leader
Wise Leader
Brilliant Leader
Unique Leader
Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have
Commander-in-Chief
Great Leader
Father of the People
Sun of the Communist Future
Shining Star of Paektu Mountain
Guiding Sun Ray
Leader of the Revolutionary Armed Forces
Guarantee of the Fatherland's Unification
Symbol of the Fatherland's Unification
Fate of the Nation
Beloved Father
Leader of the Party, the country, and the Army
Leader
General
Great Leader of our Party and of our Nation
Great General
Beloved and Respected General
Great Leader
Beloved and Respected Leader
Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander
Sun of Socialism
Sun of the Nation
The Great Sun of Life
Great Sun of The Nation
Father of the Nation
World Leader of The 21st Century
Peerless Leader
Bright Sun of the 21st Century
Great Sun of the 21st Century
Leader of the 21st Century
Amazing politician
Great Man, Who Descended From Heaven
Glorious General, Who Descended From Heaven
Supreme Leader of the Nation
Bright Sun of Juche
Leader of the Party and the People
Great Marshal
Invincible and Ever-triumphant General
Dear Father
Guiding Star of the 21st Century
Great Man, Who Is a Man of Deeds
Great Defender
Savior
Mastermind of the Revolution
Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love
His Excellency
Eternal General Secretary of the Party