rozap

function fuck() {
  if killall -9 "$2"; then
    echo ; echo " (╯°□°）╯︵$(echo "$2"|toilet -f term -F rotate)"; echo
  fi
}

jasonrhodes

#!/bin/sh

# Store git files in a different directory than the repo
git --work-tree=/var/www/meatspace-markov-memeify --git-dir=/var/repos/meatspace-markov-memeify/app.git checkout -f

# Install npm deps
cd /var/www/meatspace-markov-memeify && npm install

# If index.js is running, restart--otherwise start!
forever restart --spinSleepTime 10000 --minUptime 1000 /var/www/meatspace-markov-memeify/index.js --port=8000 || forever start --spinSleepTime 10000 --minUptime 1000 /var/www/meatspace-markov-memeify/index.js --port=8000

gggritso

console.lol = function() {
  var harray = [], harrumpf = Math.floor( Math.random() * 10 + 2 );
  while ( harrumpf-- ) harray.push( 'ha' );
  console.log( harray.join( '' ) + '!' );
}

jasonrhodes

# In ~/.bash_profile or ~/.profile, whichever you use
alias gut="git"

# In ~/.gitconfig
[alias]
  punch = push
  
# Or maybe more acccurately
[alias]
  punch = push -f

jasonrhodes

JavaScript Code Standards

Let's write better JavaScript, and the same, k?

Indentation

We always use spaces, and we always use four. Set your editor now.

function myFunction() {

eades1

Selectors

• begin on a new line
• space between selector and opening curly brace
• closing curly brace, unindented, on its own line

selector {
  property: value;
}

scoates

#!/bin/bash

# Usage: $0 username
#  e.g.:
# $ ./twitter_user_to_image coates
# https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1597362183/me.jpg

curl -sL http://twitter.com/$1 | grep profile_images | head -n1 | perl -p -e's/.*?http/http/;s/".*//;s/_bigger//'

dragonmantank

exec { "change_httpd_user":
    command => "sed -i 's/www-data/vagrant/g' /etc/apache2/envvars",
    onlyif => "/bin/grep -q 'www-data' '/etc/apache2/envvars'",
    notify => Service['apache2'],
    require => Package['apache2'],
}

file { "/var/lock/apache2":
    ensure => "directory",
    owner => "vagrant",

jasonrhodes

<?php
class A 
{
    public static $var = "I'm set in A!<br>";
    
    public static function getStatic() {
        echo static::$var;
    }
    
    public static function getSelf() {

markjaquith

#!/bin/bash

# args
MSG=${1-'deploy from git'}
BRANCH=${2-'trunk'}

# paths
SRC_DIR=$(git rev-parse --show-toplevel)
DIR_NAME=$(basename $SRC_DIR)
DEST_DIR=~/svn/wp-plugins/$DIR_NAME/$BRANCH