Because you know I'm all about that Bayes,
'Bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes
Yeah it's pretty clear I can't count to two
But I can calculate odds like I'm supposed to do
Cause I got priors that beat your stats to the chase
my posterior ends up all in the right places
I see the journals working p-values to the top
We know that shit ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got new information just date it up
Cause every observation matters
no matter where you start
My advisor told me not to worry 'bout effect size
She says continuously updating will eventually make me wise
You know my beliefs aren't unshakable by good evidence at all
New data is what I'm into
to help me be less wrong.
Because you know I'm all about that Bayes,
'Bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes
Posterior belief
is just the base rate multiplied with the
(likelihood of thing) I know you're thinking what?
Bayes Theorem can tell you that?
Every bit of this is true from posterior to prior
My advisor told me not to worry 'bout effect size
She says continuously updating will eventually make me wise
You know my beliefs aren't unshakable by good evidence at all
New data is what I'm into
to help me be less wrong.
Because you know I'm all about that Bayes,
'Bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes
Because you know I'm all about that Bayes,
'Bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes
Because you know I'm all about that Bayes,
'Bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes, low frequentist
I'm all 'bout that Bayes, 'bout that Bayes
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