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# Run the given block +num+ times and then print out the mean, median, min,
# max, and stddev of the run. For example:
#
# irb> stats(10) { sleep(rand / 100) }
# mean: 5.99ms
# median: 6.76ms
# min: 1.49ms
# max: 9.28ms
# stddev: 2.54ms
def stats(num)
@shinzui
shinzui / connection_fix.rb
Created December 6, 2009 06:18 — forked from defunkt/connection_fix.rb
MySQL automatic reconnect
# If your workers are inactive for a long period of time, they'll lose
# their MySQL connection.
#
# This hack ensures we re-connect whenever a connection is
# lost. Because, really. why not?
#
# Stick this in RAILS_ROOT/config/initializers/connection_fix.rb (or somewhere similar)
#
# From:
# http://coderrr.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/activerecord-threading-issues-and-resolutions/
~$ ARCHFLAGS='-arch i386 -arch x86_64'
~$ rvm install 1.8.7 --debug --reconfigure -C --enable-shared=yes
~$ wget http://sourceforge.net/projects/rubycocoa/files/RubyCocoa/1.0.0/RubyCocoa-1.0.0.tar.gz/download
~$ tar xzf RubyCocoa-1.0.0.tar.gz && rm RubyCocoa-1.0.0.tar.gz && cd RubyCocoa-1.0.0
~/RubyCocoa-1.0.0$ ruby install.rb config --build-universal=yes
~/RubyCocoa-1.0.0$ ruby install.rb setup
~/RubyCocoa-1.0.0$ sudo ruby install.rb install
@drnic
drnic / snippet.rb
Created July 12, 2010 23:27
Sometimes you just need to know if anyone has forked your project recently
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
#
# USAGE:
#
# ruby -rubygems -ropen-uri -e 'eval open("http://gist.github.com/raw/473222/snippet.rb").read' jbarnette dr-nic-magic-awesome
#
# Or locally:
#
# $ show_forks jbarnette dr-nic-magic-awesome
# jbarnette - 2008/06/05 15:54:29 -0700
(function() {
var ua = 'Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3';
if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf(ua) === 0) {
document.write('<sc' + 'ript src="/js/ios3_bug.js"></sc' + 'ript>');
}
})();
// iPhone OS 3 requires an external script tag to be synchronously
// loaded in the HEAD od the HTML document if there's a reference
@bdotdub
bdotdub / redis.markdown
Created November 24, 2010 22:18
Running redis using upstart on Ubuntu

Running redis using upstart on Ubuntu

I've been trying to understand how to setup systems from the ground up on Ubuntu. I just installed redis onto the box and here's how I did it and some things to look out for.

To install:

@bryanl
bryanl / campfire-emoji.txt
Created January 27, 2011 16:34
campfire emoji
Surround these with : e.g. :calling:
+1
-1
bulb
calling
clap
cop
email
feet
@jbarnette
jbarnette / example.rb
Created April 6, 2011 14:55
A naïve state machine for ActiveRecord. Ruby 1.9.
require "stateful"
class Folder < ActiveRecord::Base
include Stateful
# ...
stateful do
state :active
state :inactive
@gruber
gruber / gist:1063574
Last active April 15, 2024 20:00
Walken in LA: Hot Dogs

By Christopher Walken

Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won’t be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog. Now, I’ve done a lot of movies, and it’s true that I’ve worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I’m sorry to say that these people have always angered me.

There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven’t yet found one, and I don’t expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious.

I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances

@cicloid
cicloid / ubuntu-11.10-gems.erb
Created October 28, 2011 22:49
Ubuntu 11.10 Chef Bootstrap with RBEnv
bash -c '
<% if knife_config[:bootstrap_proxy] -%>
(
cat <<'EOP'
<%= "proxy = #{knife_config[:bootstrap_proxy]}" %>
EOP
) > ~/.curlrc
<% end -%>
if [ ! -f /usr/bin/chef-client ]; then