jbz

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• Originally published: 23rd December 2008
• Revised date: March 15th 2016
• Original post

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jbz

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jbz on github.
• I am jbz (https://keybase.io/jbz) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASChvAoUO7q1nvU4UgqiM3ftwxlcMjxMbVOwZzGz9AM7iAo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jbz

traceroute to ldc52e.clearspring.com (8.37.70.145), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets
 1  ip-10-0-0-0.us-west-1.compute.internal (10.0.0.0)  0.211 ms  0.175 ms  0.167 ms
 2  ip-10-0-0-0.us-west-1.compute.internal (10.0.0.0)  0.163 ms  0.129 ms  0.112 ms
 3  * * *
 4  * * *
 5  * * *
 6  * * *
 7  100.64.78.174 (100.64.78.174)  3.735 ms 100.64.79.134 (100.64.79.134)  0.924 ms 100.64.78.164 (100.64.78.164)  3.689 ms
 8  100.64.89.208 (100.64.89.208)  0.416 ms 100.64.91.242 (100.64.91.242)  0.393 ms 100.64.92.50 (100.64.92.50)  0.425 ms
 9  100.64.200.49 (100.64.200.49)  9.027 ms 100.64.200.35 (100.64.200.35)  17.626 ms 100.64.200.19 (100.64.200.19)  1.345 ms

jbz

%w{ package1 package2 package3 }.each do |pkg|
  package pkg do
    action :install
  end
end

jbz

license_file_contents = NIL
if Chef::DataBag.list.key?('pmta_licenses')
  Chef::Log.warn("Found pmta_licenses data bag...")
  begin
    license_file_contents = data_bag_item("pmta_licenses", node['hostname'])['license']
    Chef::Log.warn("found hostname license in data bag...")
    file "/etc/pmta/license" do
      owner 'pmta'
      group 'pmta'
      mode 0640

jbz

directories = %w( /dir/one /dir/two /dir/three )

directories.each do |dir|
  directory dir do
    owner "foo"
    mode 0755
  end
end

jbz

line = '127.0.0.1 gateway.internal gateway'

file = Chef::Util::FileEdit.new('/etc/hosts')
file.insert_line_if_no_match(/#{line}/, line)
file.write_file

jbz

[microwaving]
Microwaving is an action applying to one thing.
Understand "microwave [something]" as microwaving.
Understand "cook [something]" as microwaving.
Understand "heat [something]" as microwaving.
Understand "reheat [something]" as microwaving.

Check microwaving:
	Unless the microwave oven is in the location, say "How do you propose to do that?" instead;
	Unless the microwave is empty:

jbz

"test" by "custo"

Combining it with is an action applying to two carried things.
Understand "combine [something] and [something]" as combining it with.
Understand "combine [something] with [something]" as combining it with.  
Understand the command "attach" as something new.  Understand "attach [something] to [something]" as combining it with.

The combining it with action has an object called the item built.

Setting action variables for combining something with something:

jbz

[microwaving]
Microwaving is an action applying to one thing.
Understand "microwave [something]" as microwaving.
Understand "cook [something]" as microwaving.
Understand "heat [something]" as microwaving.
Understand "reheat [something]" as microwaving.

Check microwaving:
	Unless the microwave oven is in the location, say "How do you propose to do that?" instead;
	Unless the microwave is empty: