jczimm-cli.js

module['exports'] = function jczimmCLI (hook) {
    var request = require('request');
    var http = require('http')
      , vm = require('vm')
      , concat = require('concat-stream');
    request.get("https://npmcdn.com/hget@3.0.0/index.js", function(err, res, body) {
        var sandbox = { require: require };
        vm.createContext(sandbox);
        vm.runInThisContext(body, './remote_modules/hget.js', sandbox);
        var hget = require('./remote_modules/hget.js');
      
        request.get("http://jczimm.com/" + hook.req.url, function(err, res, body) {
            if (!err && res.statusCode.toString()[0] !== "2") {
                var plaintext = hget(body);
                hook.res.writeHead(res.statusCode, {
                    'Content-Length': plaintext.length,
                    'Content-Type': 'text/plain'
                });
                hook.res.end(plaintext);
            } else {
                hook.res.statusCode = res.statusCode;
                hook.res.end(err);
            }
        });
    });
}

https://hook.io/jczimm/jczimm-cli

Broken at the moment; latest version of "hget" requires a version of "htmlmd-2", which requires a version of "jsdom", which requires ES2015 compatibility (and nodejs version 4+)...

If possible to require an older version of "hget", that could fix this.