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The first step, obviously, is to purchase the hamster🐹. Try to get the most energetic one, you will understand the reasoning behind this later. Once you get him home, clip his nails.

Now, you must dillute the detol in a bucket of water. This is to kill off any harmful infections that may be on the hamster🐹's skin. Make sure to avoid the hamster🐹’s facial area, as we don't want to kill him yet. For the face, carefully use an alcohol pad. After he is clean, dry him off. Once that is done, apply a medium coat of the KY warm sensations liquid lubricant to the hamster🐹’s body.

Before doing anything else, be sure to keep the duct tape easily accessible. Keep a pair of scissors around and leave the tip of the tape a little open, so you can easily pull. This is necessary because you might have to do the first part of the taping with one hand.

Now, grab him from the middle and start to slowly insert him into your anus🍑, backside first. This way, you'll be sure not to suffocate him too early. Use your free hand to k