Twitter Archiver Script

twitterParser.php

<?php

/**
*	Simple, not the prettiest method to get your latest 3200 tweets (Twitter imposed limit). Thrown together in 20 minutes, not expected to be the greatest.
*	Author: Jordan DeLoach (Twitter: @jtmcgee Github: @jdeloach Web: jordandeloach.com)
*	
*	Step One (insert your username):
*	curl -s --user-agent 'Mozilla' --insecure 'https://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/YOUR_USERNAME_HERE.xml?count=100&page=[1-32]' >> tweets.txt
*
*	Step Two:
*	Run "php twitterParser.php >> tweetsParsed.txt"
*
*	Step Three:
*	See your awesome tweets in tweetsParsed.txt. Simple enough. Ugly enough.
*/

$lines = file_get_contents("tweets.txt");
$lines = explode("\n", $lines);

foreach($lines as $line) {
	$line = trim($line);
	if(substr($line, 0, 6) == "<text>") {
		print substr($line, 6, (strlen($line)-13)) . "\n\n";
	}
}

?>