Speech In PowerShell using Windows Speech API COM object

Speechy

function Out-Speech($text) {
    $speechy = New-Object –ComObject SAPI.SPVoice;

    $voices = $speechy.GetVoices();

    foreach ($voice in $voices) {

        $voice.GetDescription();

        $speechy.Voice = $voice;

        $speechy.Speak($text);
    }
}

Out-Speech("Testing, One, Two, Three");

#Out-Speech("Eye m gunna ki ick yur ice, you sum bee itch!");

#Out-Speech("Oh no you dih-int.")

#Out-Speech("Ahsk naught wot yawr con tree con dew far you, ahsk wot yew con dew far yawr con tree")

#Out-SPeech("Eets a ME, Ah Mahd Eo")

#Out-Speech("Oh, dear! My bum is itching most terribly! I must scoot around on the rug to scratch it! Oh yes! That is SPLENDID!")

#Out-Speech("Turn left, in 100 feet and plow into that bus full of nuns.")

#Out-Speech("Accelerate up ramp and leap over all those stupid buses Evil K-neivel!")

#Out-Speech("In 100 feet you will die in a fiery explosion of death and molten car parts. So says the Oracle Of The Dashboard!")