Exclamation class

Exclamation.php

<?php
class Exclamation
{
    private static $exclamations = [
        'TIGHTSKI!',
        'HOLY SMOKES!',
        'HOLY MOLY!',
        'GOOD GOLLY!',
        'GREAT GOOGELY MOOGELY!',
        'SWEET JEEZ!',
        'CHEERIO!',
        'HOORAY!',
        'COWABUNGA!',
        'HEAVENS!',
        'BAZINGA!',
        'WELP!',
        'GADZOOKS!',
        'DON\'T GET ME STARTED!',
        'OUCHY WOUCHY!',
        'YOINK!',
        'YIPPEE!',
        'CRICKEY!',
        'BOOSH!',
        'BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!',
        'SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!',
        'BLIMEY!',
        'EGADS!',
        'GAWD!',
        'INCONCEIVABLE!',
        'WOWSERS!',
        'SHAZAM!',
        'ZOINKS!',
        'GOLLY!',
        'WOWIE ZOWIE!',
        'TA-DA!',
        'EUREKA!',
        'ZOUNDS!',
        'JEEPERS!',
        'OH SNAP!',
        'HECK YES!',
        '\'SUH DUDE!',
        'WHAAAAT?!',
        'WHASSSSSUP!',
        'HELL TO THE YES!',
        'DAMN STRAIGHT!',
        'YIPPE KI-YAY!',
        'ZOMFG!',
        'HAMANA-HAMANA!',
        'PSHAW!',
        'SIS BOOM BAH!',
        'THAT\'S STRAIGHT!',
        'VA-VA-VOOM!',
        'BADA BING, BADA BANG, BADA BOOM!',
        'SPANKS YA\'LL!',
        'NICE ONE!',
        'YISSS!',
        'HOT DIGGETY!',
        'LORDY!',
        'HOT DOG!',
        'CHEERS!',
        'NEENER-NEENER!',
        'OLÉ!',
        'WHOOMP, THERE IT IS!',
        'PRAISE BE!',
        'JUMPING JEHOSHAPHAT!',
        'HEAVENS TO BETSY!',
        'HIP HOP HOORAY!',
        'GOODY-GOODY GUMDROPS!',
        'GOLLY GEE!',
        'HOLY MACKEREL!',
        'THREE CHEERS!',
        'EUREKA!',
        'JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!',
        'OKIE DOKIE!',
        'STOP, COLLABORATE, AND LISTEN!',
    ];

    public static function get()
    {
        return self::$exclamations[array_rand(self::$exclamations)];
    }
}