BitBot! Bzzzrt.

config.json

{
  "Bzzzrt": {
    "token": ">TOKEN_BZZZRT",
    "rooms": ["Jawa Yard Sale"],
    "commands": {},
    "periodics": {},
    "responders": {}
  }
}

trusted_command.coffee

count = 0

exports.main = (message = m, room = r, callback = exit) ->
  callback(speak: "Remote trusted command processor handled `#{message}` in #{room} (#{count += 1} messages so far).")

trusted_periodic.coffee

count = 0

exports.main = (callback = exit) ->
  callback(paste: "Remote trusted periodic (notified #{count + 1} #{if (count += 1) == 1 then 'time' else 'times'})")

trusted_responder.coffee

responder = new Bitbot.SimpleResponder(/bot/, ["I'm a remote trusted simple responder, what can I help you with?"])

exports.main = (message = m, room = r, callback = exit) ->
  responder.main(message, room, callback)

untrusted_command.coffee

count = 0

exports.main = (message = m, room = r, callback = exit) ->
  callback(speak: "Remote untrusted command processor handled `#{message}` in #{room} (#{count += 1} messages so far).")

untrusted_periodic.coffee

count = 0

exports.main = (callback = exit) ->
  callback(paste: "Remote untrusted periodic (notified #{count + 1} #{if (count += 1) == 1 then 'time' else 'times'})")

untrusted_responder.coffee

responder = new Bitbot.SimpleResponder(/bot/, ["I'm a remote untrusted simple responder, what can I help you with?"])

exports.main = (message = m, room = r, callback = exit) ->
  responder.main(message, room, callback)