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jennschiffer / gist:da2879f437d69b0a2549141a44ea9af4
Created October 15, 2021 17:10
"The note" from Jersey Shore in its full form for text analysis
SAM,
THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.
WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HODING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DONW HER NUMBER.
MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.
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jennschiffer / keybase.md
Created April 11, 2018 16:09

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  • I am jennschiffer on github.
  • I am jenn (https://keybase.io/jenn) on keybase.
  • I have a public key whose fingerprint is F1A3 1BC8 4CEA AB9F 11C6 1D73 C85F BD78 B202 15FE

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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jennschiffer / index.html
Created March 24, 2017 17:54
Who Visualized the Bomp Pt 5.
<div id="room">
<div id="decor">
<div id="front-wall" class="wall"> </div>
<div id="back-wall" class="wall">
<div id="knob"> </div>
<div id="screen">
<div id="ladder">
<div class="rail left"> </div>
<div class="rail right"> </div>
<div class="rung one"> </div>
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jennschiffer / lol.tf
Last active May 3, 2016 19:59
terraform interpolation or nah
variable "jenn_domains" {
default = "jenn-test.biz,jenn-test.gov,jenn-test.ws"
}
variable "jenn_subdomains" {
default = "cool,sure,whatever"
}
# ROUTE53 CONFIGURATION
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jennschiffer / gist:eabef59d61768bce438a
Created October 23, 2015 19:22
/*
Plugin Name: Clinic Efficiency
Description: Must-Use customizations for the Clinic Efficiency web application
Author: Bocoup
Version: 1.0
Author URI: http://bocoup.com
*/
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jennschiffer / Quick save as PXON.jstalk
Last active October 17, 2015 14:50 — forked from bwinton/Quick save as PXON.jstalk
An Acorn Plugin to save files as PXON, (forked & updated for PXON v. 0.0.2
/*
How to install this plugin:
1) Choose Acorn's Help ▸ Open Acorn's App Support Folder menu item.
2) Place this script in the Plug-Ins folder (and make sure it ends with .jstalk)
3) Restart Acorn. The plugin will now show up in the Filter menu.
ACScriptMenuTitle=Convert to PXON
ACShortcutKey=p
ACShortcutMaskKey=command control
ACIsActionKey=true
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jennschiffer / jquery.best-carousel.js
Created October 13, 2015 16:06
the best image carousel plugin, requires jquery
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jennschiffer / help.php
Last active October 2, 2015 22:48
  🙏 abstractions of wordpress abstractions 🙏
<?php
/**
* getPageByPath
*
* gets the page by path
*/
function getPageByPath( $page_slug ) {
// get the page by path
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jennschiffer / github_annoyance.js
Last active October 2, 2015 16:16
put this in your damn console to hide annoying files in your github pr diff
// replace "wp-content/plugins" in the annoyance variable unless that is your annoyance like it is mine
$('.user-select-contain').each(function(){var annoyance="wp-content/plugins";var title=$(this).attr('title');if(title&&title.indexOf(annoyance)!=-1){$(this).closest('.file').hide();}});
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jennschiffer / like-pixel-art.md
Last active August 27, 2015 21:02
disciplines/crafts that are like or use pixel art

disciplines/crafts that are like or use pixel art

  • confections mosaics
  • embroidery (eg. cross stitch)
  • knitting
  • tiling
  • bricklaying
  • beadwork