jennschiffer

SAM,

  THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.

  WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HODING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DONW HER NUMBER.

  MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.

jennschiffer

#my-carousel-of-dreams { position: relative; width: 100%; max-width: 950px; overflow: hidden; }
ul.slidescroller { margin: 0; padding: 0 20px; position: relative; width: 9999px; }
ul.slidescroller > li { width: 280px; float: left; padding: 10px; margin: 5px; overflow: hidden; }
ul.slidescroller li { list-style: none; }
#my-carousel-of-dreams .next, #my-carousel-of-dreams .prev { /* positioning for arrows here */ }

jennschiffer

// 1. create a new bookmark on your browser
// 2. paste the following code - starting at "javascript:" into the URL part of the add-bookmark menu.
// 3. go to http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
// 4. click the bookmark for automatic space jam 2
// xoxo j$

javascript:(function(){document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].innerHTML=document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].innerHTML.replace(/1996/g,"2014");var images=document.getElementsByTagName("img");var length=images.length;while(length--){if(images[length].src=="http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/img/p-jamlogo.gif"){images[length].src="http://f.cl.ly/items/1a10103W3Z010W192n23/p-jamlogo.png"}}}());

jennschiffer

Snort Config

Author: yournamehere

Last Updated: datehere

Tasks

• compile california style sheets
• update scripts
• make the code minified

License

jennschiffer

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jennschiffer on github.
• I am jenn (https://keybase.io/jenn) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is F1A3 1BC8 4CEA AB9F 11C6 1D73 C85F BD78 B202 15FE

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jennschiffer

  <div id="room">
    <div id="decor">
      <div id="front-wall" class="wall"> </div>
      <div id="back-wall" class="wall"> 
        <div id="knob"> </div>
        <div id="screen"> 
          <div id="ladder"> 
            <div class="rail left"> </div>
            <div class="rail right"> </div>
            <div class="rung one"> </div>

jennschiffer

accomplished
aggravated
amused
angry
annoyed
anxious
apathetic
artistic
awake
bitchy

jennschiffer

variable "jenn_domains" {
  default = "jenn-test.biz,jenn-test.gov,jenn-test.ws"
}

variable "jenn_subdomains" {
  default = "cool,sure,whatever"
}


# ROUTE53 CONFIGURATION

jennschiffer

// CanvasPaint r1
// by Christopher Clay <canvas@c3o.org>
//
// The code in this file is dedicated to the Public Domain
// http://creativecommons.org/licenses/publicdomain/
//

//some global vars
var canvas, c, canvastemp, ctemp, canvassel, csel, canvasundo, cundo, wsp, imgd, co, check;
var iface = { dragging:false, resizing:false, status:null, xy:null, txy:null }

jennschiffer

everything i write on medium is a lie

xoxo j$