bejar-o-matic.js

var quotes = new Array;
quotes.push("Avuncular at best in a church of new things<br>He traded the records for rings<br>As I sat back and watched what I thought would ensue not ensue");
quotes.push("If you don't believe in recompense, who will fix the fence for you?");
quotes.push("What is it about music that lends itself so well to business as fucking usual?");
quotes.push("I am a tastemaker, and I kill things<br>I am not a tastemaker and I kill things");
quotes.push("Jennifer, your halter top: a consecrated altar<br>But I've wrung my hands and knees in shame there one too many times");
quotes.push("Girls are great<br>Grated on my plate<br>And boys are best<br>Served with a stake through the chest");
quotes.push("There are no wills, there are no keys<br>Only executors and executees");
quotes.push("One might say we've lost the space race<br>Another one might say we've won");
quotes.push("The pedagogue in me asked &quot;What have you read lately?&quot;<br>A pleasantry the blonde in you responded to");
quotes.push("A boulevardier might say &quot;Tomorrow is another day&quot;<br>All right, yes, but it's also just another mess");
quotes.push("An actor will seek revenge upon the one who fed him those ridiculous lines<br>Saying what we really need now is an emotional history of the lower East Side");
quotes.push("We stole a gondola to sea and ditched the chaperones on jewel-encrusted roans who called us &quot;unprofessional&quot");
quotes.push("I know your style, you've got drastic desires and shit<br>Warm yourself by the fiery stage, fiery 'cause I lit it");
quotes.push("Maybe I should have sworn not to be born of this wretched glove too soon<br>But a dragon needs room to run");
quotes.push("Who exactly do you think you're accessing when you're being so community-minded?");
quotes.push("So quick, let's go<br>It's time for a ride<br>The future is yours<br>No, wait, I lied<br>It is not yours");
quotes.push("Able, willing, ready<br>Fuck the spiral jetty");
quotes.push("I'd been working on some open-ended shit");
quotes.push("A touch of Classicism in the night");
quotes.push("Don't mind me, it's just that vipers define me and I never thought it'd be this way");
quotes.push("Your pissed off yes-man belted the bride today<br>He voted no, now there's nowhere to hide");
quotes.push("I am no longer who I am<br>It's all ad nauseam to you");
quotes.push("You won't go into the half of it so I'm going to nitpick<br>The exegesis comes quick to whoever's less sorry now");
quotes.push("Will you keep a husband this season?<br>Who could take you on?<br>Itinerant as the day is long");
quotes.push("And though the solitudes have won<br>I cannot begin to crave you");
quotes.push("I will find you, Lord<br>In the classified loves of three good women<br>You are familiar with these terms, I trust");
quotes.push("I beg the merchants, please<br>Serve a purpose other than treason<br>There must be another reason to play these songs<br>Best known for being bludgeoned into something to own");
quotes.push("I've traced your every move, then erased them with a cartographer's drunken haste");
quotes.push("What specifically about me made you choose to occupy the most absent stage of beauty, so innocuous, so complete and so sweet?");
quotes.push("As the festivals run dry<br>These whorish children can't look you in the eye");
quotes.push("Girl, what could've been 'til you gave up the violin<br>For a slight but distasteful penchant for men");
quotes.push("You're taking rides with the sensitive misers<br>Taking sides with the new sympathisers");
quotes.push("Hey, isn't that what rock and roll is all about, Princess?<br>Express your bloated self, willful and indignant, in the face of somebody's Lord");
quotes.push("You try to summon up the spirits live on Face the Nation<br>But the port authority's just taxed incantations");
quotes.push("She wanted blood, all she got was sacrifice");
quotes.push("A red Earth with no way of knowing<br>The silver colossus exists just to be growing");
quotes.push("Screw on the chemical floors of the dance world<br>Now you see why I'll always be a dancer");
quotes.push("See, apparently our bloodlines are botched beyond redemption<br>Luckily, you don't believe in redemption<br>This may work in your favor, I'm told");
quotes.push("Hopeless destroyer and oh, now, the underground!");
quotes.push("No man has ever hung from the rafters of a second home");
quotes.push("It's true, I needed you more back when I was poor<br>The wealthy dowager, the patroness, she guessed it, the answer wasn't yes");
quotes.push("Her maxims were fine, the ethos that flew about her mind<br>Like swallows in search of a burnt-down belltower church");
quotes.push("Body and soul: two words for that same nameless thing you have never known");
quotes.push("I heard those symphonies come quick now that you are sick of breathing new life into the form");
document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);