PHP Love Poem

love-poem.php

<?php

try_love();

function try_love() {

	echo "<div class='this-world'>";
	
	$me = new Lover ( 'Me' ); 
	$you = new Lover ( 'You' );
	
	$me->add_companion( $you );
	$me->have_feelings( $you, array(
		'adore',
		'long for',
		'desire',
		'love',
	));
	
	$me->express_feelings( $you );

	if ( $you->have_feelings( $me ) ) :
//		$you->express_feelings( $me );
//		$me->process_feelings( $you );
	endif;

	echo "</div>";

}


class Lover {
	public $name = '';
	public $feelings = '';
	
	public function __construct( $name ) {
		$this->name = $name;
	}
	
	public function add_companion($other) {
		$this->partners[$other->name] = $other;
	}
	
	public function remove_companion($other) {
		unset($this->partners[$other->name]);
		$this->have_feelings(array('loss'));
	}
	
	public function have_feelings($other, $feelings = array()) {
		
		foreach ($feelings AS $feeling) 
			$this->feelings[$other->name][] = $feeling;
		
	}

	public function remove_feelings($feelings = array()) {
		error_log("Love Error: No method to remove feelings");
	}

	public function express_feelings($other) {
		
		$feelings_for_other = $this->feelings[$other->name];
		
		foreach ($feelings_for_other AS $feeling_for_other )
			echo "I $feeling_for_other {$other->name} <br> ";
	}

	public function process_feelings($param) {
		// TODO
	}
	
}


/**
 * Stuff it said in the process
 */
$dev_outputs = array(
	"I love you",
	"I Array you",
	 
);
echo "</div>";
echo "<style type='text/css'>.this-world {position: fixed; top: 50%;left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); font-size:3em;}</style>";
?>

Originally posted 2011-11-7 on my blog: http://simianuprising.com/2011/11/07/a-love-poem-in-php/
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