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jesgs /
Created Apr 23, 2019 — forked from malarkey/
(Data) Protection Racket
jesgs / Three Wise
Created May 8, 2018 — forked from malarkey/Three Wise
Three Wise Monkeys (NDA)
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Date: [date]

Between us [company name] and you [customer name].


In short; neither of us will share any confidential information about each-other, by any means, with anyone else.

What’s confidential information?

jesgs / Contract Killer
Created May 8, 2018 — forked from malarkey/Contract Killer
The latest version of my ‘killer contract’ for web designers and developers
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Contract Killer

The popular open-source contract for web professionals by Stuff & Nonsense

  • Originally published: 23rd December 2008
  • Revised date: March 15th 2016
  • Original post

jesgs / config
Created Jun 6, 2017 — forked from ThatGerber/config
SSH Config
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Host *
Compression yes
ControlMaster auto
ControlPath /tmp/ssh-conn-%r@%h:%p.con
ControlPersist 30
ForwardAgent yes
ServerAliveInterval 100
IdentityFile ~/.ssh/id_rsa
AddKeysToAgent yes
UseKeychain yes
View parse_xlsx.php
* I had to parse an XLSX spreadsheet (which should damn well have been a CSV!)
* but the usual tools were hitting the memory limit pretty quick. I found that
* manually parsing the XML worked pretty well. Note that this, most likely,
* won't work if cells contain anything more than text or a number (so formulas,
* graphs, etc ..., I don't know what'd happen).
View typekit.editor.php
add_filter("mce_external_plugins", "tomjn_mce_external_plugins");
function tomjn_mce_external_plugins($plugin_array){
$plugin_array['typekit'] = get_template_directory_uri().'/typekit.tinymce.js';
return $plugin_array;
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