gistfile1.js

function niceDate(date) {
    if(typeof date == 'object') {
        if(Date.today().compareTo(date) == -1) return 'today'
        else if(Date.today().add({days:-1}).compareTo(date) == -1) return 'yesterday'
        else return date.toString('MM/dd/yy')
    } else return '02/24/82'
}
function niceTime(date) {
    if(typeof date == 'object') {
        if(date > (1).minutes().ago()) 
            return new Date(new Date() - date).toString('s')+" seconds ago"
        else if(date > (1).hours().ago()) 
            return  new Date(new Date() - date).toString('m')+" minutes ago"
        else if(date > (1).days().ago())
            return 'today at '+date.toString('h:mm')
        else if(Date.today().add({days:-1}).compareTo(date) == -1) 
            return 'yesterday at '+date.toString('h:mm')
        else 
            return date.toString('MM/dd/yy h:mm')
    } else return '02/24/82'
}