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#!/bin/bash

# create a derived column called 'dc.dataset' in each dataset, containing the name of the dataset.
# Then, query in Honeycomb: all datasets, count, group by dc.dataset
# and find out where they are!

# set -x

# Check if HONEYCOMB_API_KEY is set
if [ -z "$HONEYCOMB_API_KEY" ]; then

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#!/bin/sh

# do something with a version number, and then increment the version number in this script.
# Is this a good idea? No claims made.

set -e # exit on fail
set -x # print what you're doing

me=$0 # name of this script

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exporters:
  otlp:
    endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
    headers:
      x-honeycomb-team: ${HONEYCOMB_API_KEY}
  otlp/logging:
    endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
    headers:
      x-honeycomb-dataset: all-the-logs
      x-honeycomb-team: ${HONEYCOMB_API_KEY}

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/* I read the docs on getting started with Jest and TypeScript, and fuck it, I just want to run some code */

import { context, Context, propagation, Baggage, BaggageEntry } from "@opentelemetry/api";

// I don't feel like getting TypeScript to realize it has the Node assert method in scope
function assert(test: boolean) {
  if (!test) {
    throw new Error();
  }
}

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{
  "resourceSpans": [
    {
      "resource": {
        "attributes": [
          {
            "key": "service.name",
            "value": {
              "stringValue": "otel-test-pod"
            }

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# This bucket is for putting ALB logs into
# If the bucket already exists, add it to your state like this:
#   terraform import aws_s3_bucket.alb_log_bucket otel-demo-alb-access-logs
resource "aws_s3_bucket" "alb_log_bucket" {
  bucket = "otel-demo-alb-access-logs"

  tags = {
    Notes = "debug 502s from the collector endpoint"
  }
}

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import { onFID, onLCP, onCLS, onINP, onTTFB } from 'web-vitals'; // you'll need to install this
import { InstrumentationBase, InstrumentationModuleDefinition } from '@opentelemetry/instrumentation';
import { trace, context } from '@opentelemetry/api';
import { hrTime } from '@opentelemetry/core';

export class WebVitalsInstrumentation extends InstrumentationBase {
  constructor() {
    super('web-vitals-instrumentation', 'v0.1.0');
  }
  protected init(): void | InstrumentationModuleDefinition<any> | InstrumentationModuleDefinition<any>[] {

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mode: deployment

config:
  exporters:
    otlp/honeycomb:
      endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
      headers:
        "x-honeycomb-team": YOUR-HONEYCOMB-API-KEY-HERE
    logging:
      loglevel: debug

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{ ...
  "dependencies": {
    "@grpc/grpc-js": "^1.5.7",
    "@opentelemetry/api": "^1.1.0",
    "@opentelemetry/core": "^1.1.1",
    "@opentelemetry/exporter-trace-otlp-grpc": "^0.27.0",
    "@opentelemetry/instrumentation": "^0.27.0",
    "@opentelemetry/instrumentation-express": "^0.28.0",
    "@opentelemetry/instrumentation-http": "^0.27.0",
    "@opentelemetry/resources": "^1.1.1",

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<#
.Synopsis

   STDERR strings get wrapped in an ErrorRecord. Unwrap those back into strings.

#>
function Convert-StderrString {
    # Why can this not be an advanced function with [CmdletBinding()] ?
    # Somehow it doesn't work if I put that in.