loading-messages

loading-phrases.js

        this.phrases = [
            'Please wait: pay no attention to the man behind the curtain',
            'Please wait: at least you\'re not on hold',
            'Please wait: the server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes',
            'Please wait: we\'re testing your patience',
            'Please wait: while the satellite moves into position',
            'My other loading screen is a Ferrari',
            'Please wait: as if you had any other choice',
            'Adding Hidden Agendas',
            'Adjusting Bell Curves',
            'Aesthesizing Industrial Areas',
            'Aligning Covariance Matrices',
            'Applying Feng Shui Shaders',
            'Applying Theatre Soda Layer',
            'Asserting Packed Exemplars',
            'Attempting to Lock Back-Buffer',
            'Binding Sapling Root System',
            'Breeding Fauna',
            'Building Data Trees',
            'Bureacritizing Bureaucracies',
            'Calculating Inverse Probability Matrices',
            'Calculating Llama Expectoration Trajectory',
            'Calibrating Blue Skies',
            'Charging Ozone Layer',
            'Coalescing Cloud Formations',
            'Cohorting Exemplars',
            'Collecting Meteor Particles',
            'Increasing Magmafacation',
            'Initializing Rhinoceros Breeding Timetable',
            'Initializing Robotic Click-Path AI',
            'Inserting Sublimated Messages',
            'Time-Compressing Simulator Clock',
            'Unable to Reveal Current Activity',
            'Zeroing Crime Network'
        ]