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// nodewar.com library function…
// o.lib.targeting.simpleTarget(ship, pos)
//
// mostly deobfuscated/deminified
//
function simpleTarget(ship, pos) {
    var i, r, h,
        torque = 0,
        thrust = 0,
        dir = o.lib.targeting.dir(ship, pos);

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from collections import Counter

K = 3
dataset = [
  # weight, color, # seeds, type
  [303, 3, 1, "banana"],
  [370, 1, 2, "apple"],
  [298, 3, 1, "banana"],
  [277, 3, 1, "banana"],
  [377, 4, 2, "apple"],

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# add new database to addons before running this

# fill in the blank
# eg. DBNAME=HEROKU_POSTGRESQL_ROSE <- new Database
DBNAME=HEROKU_POSTGRESQL_ROSE

heroku maintenance:on
heroku scale web=0
heroku pgbackups:capture --expire

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function replace(txt) {
  txt = txt.replace(/witnesses/gi, "dudes I know");
  txt = txt.replace(/allegedly/gi, "kinda probably");
  txt = txt.replace(/new study/gi, "tumblr post");
  txt = txt.replace(/rebuild/gi, "avenge");
  txt = txt.replace(/space/gi, "spaaace");
  txt = txt.replace(/google glass/gi, "virtual boy");
  txt = txt.replace(/smartphone/gi, "pokédex");
  txt = txt.replace(/electric/gi, "atomic");
  txt = txt.replace(/senator/gi, "elf-lord");

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import struct
import math
from ctypes import create_string_buffer

class error(Exception):
    pass

# this module redefines the names of some builtins that are used
max_ = max

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#!/usr/bin/env python
import ast
from os.path import isfile
from hashlib import md5
from random import randint, choice
from glob import glob
import re

# scratch area
"""

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class Investment(object):
    def cash_invested_by_month(self, month):
        raise NotImplementedError
        
    def value_in_month(self, month):
        raise NotImplementedError

class SingleInvestment(Investment):
    def __init__(self, amount, monthly_interest_rate, month=0):

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jiaaro on github.
• I am jiaaro (https://keybase.io/jiaaro) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASAmjWlR2gGlcJGuKzzPQ4UDqxXW0WeP-NDoJACLKWKo7go

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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If you've ever wondered what it's be like to "go indie" here is a script with some assumptions that might help you project your income.

Assumptions:

• You will make a new app every month
• Apps have a useful life of 3 years (after that they stop earning money)
• Apps will earn $250 in their launch month
• Apps will earn $100/mo at first (starting month 2), but that revenue will slowly decline (~50% each year)
• As you make more apps your brand/mailing list will start to pay dividends (after 4 apps you'll see the numbers above double, after 8 they'll 3x, and so on)

So how would that work out?

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
set -eo pipefail

NODE_VERSION=$(curl --silent --get https://semver.io/node/stable)
NODE_BASENAME=node-v${NODE_VERSION}-linux-x64
NODE_ARCHIVE="http://nodejs.org/dist/v${NODE_VERSION}/${NODE_BASENAME}.tar.gz"

# make a temp directory
tempdir="$( mktemp -t node_XXXX )"
rm -rf $tempdir