jimlind

"A monitor that is better than the ones that we have is very cheap"
"I'm not committing … I'm not saying yes to the dress" (on monitors)
"Other people can use your skateboard later. Nobody can consume your french fry later"
"That's a cool dead end"
"My pencil is very much up, as I am still writing"
"It sounds like their cold starts are frozen starts"
"Professional Sumo Emergency Room"(what prosumer means)
"If it takes longer than that, you have to keep going"
"The greatest going away present is COVID, that's what I've always heard"
"What happens when you assume? Something... something about you"

jimlind

<?php
class Animal {
  const CAT = 'animal-cat'; 
  const DOG = 'animal-dog';
  const FISH = 'animal-fish';
  const RABBIT = 'animal-rabbit';
}
class Food {
  const BREAD = 'food-bread'; 
  const APPLE = 'food-apple';

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<?php
class Animal {
  const CAT = 1; 
  const DOG = 2;
  const FISH = 3;
  const RABBIT = 4;
}

class Food {
  const BREAD = 1; 

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<?php
const ANIMAL_CAT = 1; 
const ANIMAL_DOG = 2;
const ANIMAL_FISH = 3;
const ANIMAL_RABBIT = 4;

jimlind

<?php
const ORDER_STATUS_PLACED = 1; 
const ORDER_STATUS_PAID = 2;
const ORDER_STATUS_BACKORDERED = 4;
const ORDER_STATUS_RETURNED = 8;

jimlind

<?php
/**
 * This method tells if a snake is poisonous
 *
 * @param Snake $snake The snake
 *
 * @return bool
 *
 * @throws snakeNotFoundException If the snake is not found
 */

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<?php
/**
 * This method tells if a snake is poisonous
 *
 * @param Snake $snake The snake
 *
 * @return bool
 */
function isSnakePoisonous($snake) {
  $poisonDataAvailable = SnakeHelper::isPoisonDataAvailable($snake);

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<?php
/**
 * This method tells if a snake is poisonous
 *
 * @param Snake $snake The snake
 *
 * @return bool|null Bool if snake is poisonous or null if snake is not found
 */
function isSnakePoisonous($snake) {
  ...

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<?php
/**
 * This method tells if a snake is poisonous
 *
 * @param Snake $snake The snake
 *
 * @return bool
 */
function isSnakePoisonous($snake) {
  ...

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<?php
var_dump($result);
// object(Result)#1 (3) {
//  ["string"]=> string(18) "Shiny Happy People"
//  ["tragicFailure"]=> bool(false)
//  ["serviceIsDown"]=> bool(false)
// }