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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jm3 on github.
• I am jm3 (https://keybase.io/jm3) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 4CF6 B399 3890 E22A 2A7A 9F96 16DA 55F8 2FAE AC7B

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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My back is a weapon I use to destroy my opponents.

"I place my thumbs in the small of my back and begin to spread my lats. It doesn't all come on at once. First I flex them a few times and then begin to let them extend their widest. Each time the audience and the judges think that is all, I flex harder and they come out farther. And just when everyone is gasping with surprise that a human being could achieve such development, I lift my arms into a power double-biceps shot, displaying enormous muscularity, thickness and separation.

Only the very best of bodybuilders can stand beside me when I do this without being blown offstage by the shock wave."

- Franco Columbu, Mr. Universe 1976, 1981

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140 Proof Patents

US8751305: Targeting Users Based On Persona Data, AKA “Persona Matching”

A method of targeted advertisement distribution based on persona data derived from a social network, wherein the social network includes a plurality of content streams, each content stream associated with a user and a user summary. The method includes the steps of receiving an advertisement request from a third party environment with associated content, identifying a content stream that includes a reference to the third party content, identifying a persona based on the user associated with the identified content stream, and serving an advertisement to the third party environment based on the identified persona.

CATEGORIES:

• 705/14.67: Data Processing: Ads: Personalized ad

US0153423: User-Centric Summaries for Content Distribution, AKA “Keyword Summaries”

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d3 audio waveforms block

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 CMYK simple SVG block

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 d3 drift JS

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// ==UserScript==
// @name           Zivity Photoset Refreak
// @author         John Manoogian III / jm3
// @namespace      http://beta.zivity.com/users/jm3
// @description    cleans up cruft, adds button to save current photo at high res. requires: http://tampermonkey.net/
// @include        https://www.zivity.com/*/photosets/*
// @version        0.1
// ==/UserScript==

window.addEventListener("load", function(e) {

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Polite Software...

• Polite software is interested in me
• Polite software is deferential to me
• Polite software is forthcoming
• Polite software has common sense
• Polite software anticipates my needs
• Polite software is responsive
• Polite software is taciturn about its personal problems
• Polite software is well informed

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## by jm3 (jm3.net, twitter.com/jm3) - merry xmas 2013

# add this to your ~/.bash_profile to generate secure, easy-to-remember
# passwords with the Diceware list.
#
# you'll need to open a new shell (or type source ~/.bash_profile)
# once before using genpass the first time.

# usage - just type: genpass

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To the writers of The Unit:

Greetings.

As we learn how to write this show, a recurring problem becomes clear. The problem is this: to differentiate between drama and non-drama. Let me break-it-down-now.

Everyone in creation is screaming at us to make the show clear. We are tasked with, it seems, cramming a shitload of information into a little bit of time. Our friends. the penguins, think that we, therefore, are employed to communicate information -- and, so, at times, it seems to us. But note: the audience will not tune in to watch information. You wouldn't, I wouldn't. No one would or will. The audience will only tune in and stay tuned to watch drama.

Question: what is drama? Drama, again, is the quest of the hero to overcome those things which prevent him from achieving a specific, acute goal.