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1,1,1,1,All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library?,Michael,FALSE
2,1,1,1,"Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it. So...",Jim,FALSE
3,1,1,1,"So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper?",Michael,FALSE
4,1,1,1,"Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.",Jim,FALSE
5,1,1,1,"All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.",Michael,FALSE
6,1,1,2,"[on the phone] Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger. [quick cut scene] All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. [hangs up] That was a woman I was talking to, so... She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so... [Clears throat] So that's the way it's done.",Michael,FALSE
7,1,1,3,"I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?",Michael,FALSE
8,1,1,3,Well. I don't know.,Pam,FALSE
9,1,1,3,"If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. [growls]",Michael,FALSE
11,1,1,3,Any messages?,Michael,FALSE
12,1,1,3,"Uh, yeah. Just a fax.",Pam,FALSE
13,1,1,3,"Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.",Michael,FALSE
14,1,1,3,You haven't told me.,Pam,FALSE
15,1,1,3,It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face.,Michael,FALSE
16,1,1,4,"People say I am the best boss. They go, 'God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious.' 'And you get the best out of us.' [shows the camera his WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.",Michael,FALSE
17,1,1,5,[singing] Shall I play for you? Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming] I have no gifts for you. Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming],Dwight,FALSE
18,1,1,6,"My job is to speak to clients on the phone about... uh, quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply it to them. Whether they can pay for it. And... I'm boring myself just talking about this.",Jim,FALSE
20,1,1,7,Whassup! I still love that after seven years.,Jim,FALSE
25,1,1,7,"[Strains, grunts] What?",Michael,FALSE
27,1,1,7,OK. All right. See you later.,Michael,FALSE
28,1,1,7,All right. Take care.,Jim,FALSE
29,1,1,7,Back to work.,Michael,FALSE
30,1,1,8,[on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great.,Jan,FALSE
31,1,1,9,"Corporate really doesn't really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because... well, not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But, um... Yeah.",Michael,FALSE
32,1,1,10,"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?",Jan,FALSE
33,1,1,10,Um... Me no get an agenda.,Michael,FALSE
34,1,1,10,What? I'm sorry?,Jan,FALSE
35,1,1,10,I didn't get any agenda.,Michael,FALSE
36,1,1,10,"Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.",Jan,FALSE
37,1,1,10,Really? I didn't... [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?,Michael,FALSE
38,1,1,10,"Uh, yeah, the one...",Pam,FALSE
39,1,1,10,"Why isn't it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem, Pam? Why didn't I get it?",Michael,FALSE
40,1,1,10,You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.,Pam,FALSE
41,1,1,10,"Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother's, and... It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn't work great with faxes.",Michael,FALSE
42,1,1,10,Do you want to look at mine?,Jan,FALSE
43,1,1,10,"Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
44,1,1,10,"OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can't justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch.",Jan,FALSE
46,1,1,10,"Michael, don't panic.",Jan,FALSE
47,1,1,10,"No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.",Michael,FALSE
48,1,1,10,"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don't panic. We haven't made... We haven't decided.",Jan,FALSE
49,1,1,10,All the alarm bells are kind of going... ringie-dingie-ding!,Michael,FALSE
50,1,1,10,I've spoken to Josh in Stamford. I've told him the same as you and it's up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.,Jan,FALSE
51,1,1,10,OK. No problem.,Michael,FALSE
52,1,1,10,"This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.",Jan,FALSE
53,1,1,10,"Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn't wish that on Josh's men. I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?",Michael,FALSE
54,1,1,11,"Question. How long do we have to... [Telephone rings] Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it?",Michael,FALSE
55,1,1,11,Go ahead.,Jan,FALSE
57,1,1,11,"Hey, you big queen.",Todd Packer,FALSE
58,1,1,11,"Oh, that's not appropriate.",Michael,FALSE
59,1,1,11,"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?",Todd Packer,FALSE
60,1,1,11,"Uh, I don't know what you mean.",Michael,FALSE
61,1,1,11,I've been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?,Todd Packer,FALSE
62,1,1,11,"Oh, my God! Oh! That's... horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person.",Michael,FALSE
63,1,1,11,So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily.,Jan,FALSE
64,1,1,11,"No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. [zips his lips] Like that.",Michael,FALSE
65,1,1,12,So what does downsizing actually mean?,Phyllis,FALSE
67,1,1,13,You guys better update your resumes just like I'm doing.,Oscar,FALSE
68,1,1,14,I bet it's gonna be me. Probably gonna be me.,Angela,FALSE
69,1,1,14,"Yeah, it'll be you.",Kevin,FALSE
70,1,1,15,I have an important question for you.,Pam,FALSE
72,1,1,15,Are you going to Angela's cat party on Sunday?,Pam,FALSE
73,1,1,15,"Yeah, stop. That is ridiculous.",Jim,FALSE
74,1,1,16,"Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.",Michael,FALSE
77,1,1,17,This is Mr. Scott.,Pam,FALSE
78,1,1,17,Guilty! Guilty as charged!,Michael,FALSE
79,1,1,17,Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today.,Ryan,FALSE
80,1,1,17,"Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges.",Michael,FALSE
82,1,1,17,"Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! [hold hand up for a high five] Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. I'm sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I'm Hitler. Adolf Hitler. [Continues with cod German]",Michael,FALSE
83,1,1,18,"I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might... I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um... Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they're good.",Pam,FALSE
84,1,1,18,Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.,Pam,FALSE
85,1,1,19,"Sure. Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. Yeah, something just came up. Two minutes. Thank you very much. Dwight, what are you doing?",Jim,FALSE
87,1,1,19,What are you doing?,Jim,FALSE
88,1,1,19,Just clearing my desk. I can't concentrate.,Dwight,FALSE
89,1,1,19,It's not on your desk.,Jim,FALSE
90,1,1,19,"It's overlapping. It's all spilling over the edge. One word, two syllables. Demarcation.",Dwight,FALSE
91,1,1,19,You can't do that.,Dwight,FALSE
92,1,1,19,Why not?,Jim,FALSE
93,1,1,19,Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ.,Dwight,FALSE
94,1,1,19,[crosses fingers] We'll see. [Dwight begins smashing pencils with his phone] This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me.,Jim,FALSE
96,1,1,20,"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.",Dwight,FALSE
97,1,1,21,You just still have these messages from yesterday.,Pam,FALSE
98,1,1,21,"Relax. Everything's under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it. [Imitating Six-Million Dollar Man sound effect]",Michael,FALSE
100,1,1,21,"Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise.",Michael,FALSE
101,1,1,21,Don't we all?,Pam,FALSE
102,1,1,21,I'm sorry?,Michael,FALSE
104,1,1,21,"If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional. [Sighs]",Michael,FALSE
105,1,1,22,"I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. [Imitating a PA] Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.",Michael,FALSE
106,1,1,23,"People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.",Michael,FALSE
107,1,1,24,Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight.,Michael,FALSE
108,1,1,24,I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.,Dwight,FALSE
109,1,1,24,Assistant to the Regional Manager.,Michael,FALSE
110,1,1,24,"OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?",Dwight,FALSE
111,1,1,24,I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody.,Michael,FALSE
112,1,1,24,Can't you just tell us.,Oscar,FALSE
113,1,1,24,"Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em?",Dwight,FALSE
114,1,1,24,You don't know what it is. [Laughs],Michael,FALSE
115,1,1,24,OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted.,Dwight,FALSE
116,1,1,24,I don't need your permission.,Michael,FALSE
117,1,1,24,Go ahead.,Dwight,FALSE
118,1,1,24,Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.,Michael,FALSE
119,1,1,25,I heard they might be closing this branch down. That's just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don't really know.,Ryan,FALSE
120,1,1,26,"Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here?",Oscar,FALSE
121,1,1,26,Not gonna happen.,Michael,FALSE
122,1,1,26,It could be out of your hands Michael.,Stanley,FALSE
123,1,1,26,"It won't be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that.",Michael,FALSE
124,1,1,26,Can you promise that?,Stanley,FALSE
125,1,1,26,On his mother's grave.,Dwight,FALSE
128,1,1,26,"Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it.",Michael,FALSE
129,1,1,26,It's just that we need to know.,Stanley,FALSE
130,1,1,26,"I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then.",Michael,FALSE
131,1,1,26,I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe.,Pam,FALSE
132,1,1,26,Are you sure about that?,Man,FALSE
133,1,1,26,"Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings.",Michael,FALSE
134,1,1,26,"Pam, information is power.",Dwight,FALSE
135,1,1,26,"You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you?",Stanley,FALSE
136,1,1,26,"No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my chillin.",Michael,FALSE
137,1,1,27,"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry.",Jim,FALSE
138,1,1,28,"Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he's on to me. Um... [Laughs]",Pam,FALSE
139,1,1,29,"Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp.",Michael,FALSE
140,1,1,29,What's up? Nice to meet you.,Ryan,FALSE
141,1,1,29,Introduce yourself. Be polite.,Michael,FALSE
142,1,1,29,"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.",Dwight,FALSE
143,1,1,29,"Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.",Michael,FALSE
144,1,1,29,"Uh... yeah I got a '78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It's now worth three grand.",Dwight,FALSE
145,1,1,29,That's his profit.,Michael,FALSE
146,1,1,29,"New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I've got some photos.",Dwight,FALSE
147,1,1,30,Damn it! Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
148,1,1,30,"OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?",Michael,FALSE
149,1,1,30,He put my stuff in Jell-O again.,Dwight,FALSE
151,1,1,30,That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim.,Dwight,FALSE
152,1,1,31,"It's OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules.",Dwight,FALSE
153,1,1,32,What is that?,Michael,FALSE
154,1,1,32,That is my stapler.,Dwight,FALSE
155,1,1,32,"No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world [turns to camera] which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.",Michael,FALSE
156,1,1,32,"OK you know what, you can be a witness. [points to Ryan] Can you reprimand him?",Dwight,FALSE
157,1,1,32,How do you know it was me?,Jim,FALSE
158,1,1,32,It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?,Dwight,FALSE
159,1,1,32,"Discipline. Kinky! [Laughs] All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.",Michael,FALSE
161,1,1,32,"And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.",Michael,FALSE
162,1,1,32,"OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.",Jim,FALSE
163,1,1,32,[Laughing] Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.,Michael,FALSE
164,1,1,32,You should've put him in custardy.,Ryan,FALSE
165,1,1,32,Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.,Michael,FALSE
166,1,1,32,"OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.",Dwight,FALSE
167,1,1,32,Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.,Michael,FALSE
168,1,1,33,Do you like going out at the end of the week for a drink?,Jim,FALSE
170,1,1,33,That's why we're all going out. So we can have an end-of-the-week-drink.,Jim,FALSE
171,1,1,33,So when are we going out?,Pam,FALSE
172,1,1,33,"Tonight, hopefully.",Jim,FALSE
173,1,1,33,OK. Yeah.,Pam,FALSE
174,1,1,33,"Hey, man.",Roy,FALSE
175,1,1,33,What's going on?,Jim,FALSE
176,1,1,33,"Hey, baby.",Roy,FALSE
178,1,1,34,Roy's my fiance. We've been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we're gonna get married in the spring.,Pam,FALSE
179,1,1,35,Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?,Pam,FALSE
180,1,1,35,"No, no. Come on. Let's get out of here and go home.",Roy,FALSE
181,1,1,35,OK. I'm gonna be a few minutes. So it's only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes.,Pam,FALSE
182,1,1,35,You know what? You should come with us. Because you know we're all going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office. I think it could be fun.,Jim,FALSE
183,1,1,35,"It sounds good. Seriously, we've gotta get going.",Roy,FALSE
184,1,1,35,"Yeah, yeah.",Jim,FALSE
185,1,1,35,Um... What's in the bag?,Jim,FALSE
186,1,1,35,Just tell her I'll talk to her later.,Roy,FALSE
187,1,1,35,"No, definitely. All right, dude. Awesome. Will do.",Jim,FALSE
188,1,1,36,Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding? [scratches head],Jim,FALSE
189,1,1,37,"So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second... and probably an entertainer third. [Knock at door] Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk'd and all that kind of stuff?",Michael,FALSE
191,1,1,37,"You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK?",Michael,FALSE
192,1,1,37,All right.,Ryan,FALSE
193,1,1,37,"Just follow my lead. Don't pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don't want to...",Michael,FALSE
194,1,1,37,You got a fax.,Pam,FALSE
195,1,1,37,"Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first.",Michael,FALSE
196,1,1,37,What? Why?,Pam,FALSE
197,1,1,37,"Why? Well, theft and stealing.",Michael,FALSE
198,1,1,37,Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?,Pam,FALSE
199,1,1,37,Post-it Notes.,Michael,FALSE
200,1,1,37,"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?",Pam,FALSE
201,1,1,37,"50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made a profit... margin. You're gonna run us out of business, Pam.",Michael,FALSE
202,1,1,37,Are you serious?,Pam,FALSE
203,1,1,37,Yeah. I am.,Michael,FALSE
204,1,1,37,I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me.,Pam,FALSE
205,1,1,37,But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry.,Michael,FALSE
206,1,1,37,"[Pam starts crying] You been X'd punk! [Laughing] Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.",Michael,FALSE
207,1,1,37,You're a jerk.,Pam,FALSE
208,1,1,37,I don't know about that.,Michael,FALSE
209,1,1,38,"What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, 'Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow. Wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.",Michael,FALSE
212,1,1,39,How are things?,Jim,FALSE
213,1,1,39,Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with...,Pam,FALSE
214,1,1,39,"Oh no, I just decided not to. How's your headache?",Jim,FALSE
215,1,1,39,"It's better, thanks.",Pam,FALSE
216,1,1,39,Good. Good.,Jim,FALSE
218,1,1,39,That's great,Jim,FALSE
221,1,1,39,Um... Are you...,Pam,FALSE
222,1,1,39,Am I walking out?,Jim,FALSE
224,1,1,39,"Yes, I... Do you want to...",Jim,FALSE
226,1,1,39,Great. Let me just...,Jim,FALSE
227,1,1,39,"[Car horn honking] Oh, Roy.",Jim,FALSE
228,1,1,39,"Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend.",Pam,FALSE
229,1,1,39,"Yeah, definitely. You too. Enjoy it. [looks at camera] You know what, just come here.",Jim,FALSE
230,1,1,40,"Dwight Schrute. My father's name, also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name, Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland.",Dwight,TRUE
231,1,1,40,[holding up a Dundie and pretending it is talking] Hello. I'm Michael Scott. I'm the best boss in the world.,Michael,TRUE
232,1,1,40,"My name is Jim Halpert and I am a sales rep, which is a very important job. Um, without me dozens literally dozens of small businesses would go paperless. They would have to write on their hands, or bed sheets, or who knows you know. Total chaos, total chaos. I mean or they could get their paper somewhere else. Staples maybe. I don't know.",Jim,TRUE
233,1,1,41,"Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?",Michael,TRUE
234,1,1,41,I guess.,Pam,TRUE
235,1,1,41,"Yeah, at one time or another every guy in the office has sprayed on Pam.",Michael,TRUE
238,1,1,42,"People respond to the human touch and that's what I give them. I can look at a client and I can say, 'Hello, how are you? How's business been going?' And we can go back and forth for sometime and uh, then I'll say, How much, how many reams do you want?' And they'll order it and then I'll take care of all the sales. I'll make sure that they get that paper. And they appreciate that.",Dwight,TRUE
239,1,1,43,"Ah, right here. Three Stooges. High five. [Michael and Ryan high five] Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. [camera cuts to Pam then back to Michael] Now, who was the one before Curly?",Michael,TRUE
240,1,1,43,"Uh, Shemp.",Ryan,TRUE
241,1,1,43,Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita.,Michael,TRUE
242,1,1,43,Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different.,Ryan,TRUE
243,1,1,43,"Well, comedy's kinda my thing. Watch this, here's Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, I forgot. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I'm Hitler. Right. [Continues with cod German] Me, me, me, me, me, me. Curly Joe Hitler. [laughs]",Michael,TRUE
244,1,1,44,"All these people are walking around and they're happy and their lives are just going along, ignorance is bliss. But if they knew what was lurking on the other side of that fence that furry monster. [imitating monster] 'I'm gonna get you, downsizing.' No. They wouldn't... They'd freak. And I'm not going to play God. They look to me for support. And they look to me for guidance and leadership. And I think if I could lie to them and it serves them, then that's what I'm going to do.",Michael,TRUE
245,1,1,45,"So this is our sales staff. They are the ones who are making calls and making us lots of money. [comes to a screeching halt and laughs] This is accounting. The numbers dudes. Do not let the job description fool you, they are all completely crazy. Especially that guy, he is a mental patient. [camera zooms in on Kevin] Not literally of course, that wouldn't work. The last place you'd want somebody like that is accounting. [hides behind office plant] 'Very interesting, but stupid.' Artie Johnson. It's a crazy place.",Michael,TRUE
246,1,1,46,"My name is Angela and um, I'm in charge of the accounting department. There are three of us, Kevin and Oscar.",Angela,TRUE
247,1,1,46,"It's my job to keep the books in order. And, um, I... I'm, uh, immediately below my supervisor.",Oscar,TRUE
248,1,1,46,"Oscar, how do I describe him. He's like a stapler. Do I need a stapler? Yes. But, I'm still the one that has to push it down.",Angela,TRUE
249,1,1,46,There's a lot of anxiety. I don't want to get laid off. This place is like five minutes from my house.,Oscar,TRUE
250,1,1,46,I don't wanna be laid off. This is a good job for me. 'Cause I need my nights free. I'm in a band.,Kevin,TRUE
251,1,1,46,"Not very worried about downsizing right now. Because, uh, I think you've met Kevin and um...",Angela,TRUE
252,1,1,46,"Can I just say one thing? Um, my friend is Jewish, Art Geller. And a couple of years ago he, um, showed me how you can plant a tree in Israel, so I planted a tree. So... You know 'cause... Yeah we work in paper. Well, you know, I try to give back.",Oscar,TRUE
253,1,1,46,"I have a lot of cat figurines on my desk. I think cats, really, are old souls. And, uh, Phyllis thinks so too.",Angela,TRUE
254,1,1,47,"What you don't know... Well, it can hurt you, but if you don't know it won't hurt you. Then, you can just be happy for a little while at least.",Michael,TRUE
255,1,1,48,What's that?,Michael,TRUE
257,1,1,48,"Oh, John Belushi. What a crazy guy. Phew, freaked myself out this morning.",Michael,TRUE
258,1,1,48,"Oh, yeah.",Pam,TRUE
259,1,1,48,"Yeah. I thought I found a lump. I checked the, uh... I check the jewels every month. This time... You know, it's a little different. It was fine. It was fine. But freaky, man, you know. Testicular cancer, God. Cancer, whoa testicles. So... What's, um... What you eating?",Michael,TRUE
260,1,1,48,Smoked turkey.,Pam,TRUE
261,1,1,48,"Oh, place around the corner. Nice. All right. See you later.",Michael,TRUE
262,1,1,49,Do I need to speak up? [grabs boom microphone] Hello.,Michael,TRUE
263,1,1,50,[boom microphone drops into the camera shoot] Can you move it out? Can you move it? Is that all right? Can you make that work?,Documentary Crew Member,TRUE
264,1,1,50,That's fine.,Dwight,TRUE
265,1,1,50,"[new take] No, you don't even need ... That's fine. We'll keep it...",Documentary Crew Member,TRUE
266,1,1,50,I'm sorry it makes me nervous.,Dwight,TRUE
267,1,1,50,"Understood, but it is what we need to capture what you're saying as clearly as possible.",Documentary Crew Member,TRUE
268,1,1,50,"I understand. It's in a blind spot because I'm trained in several martial arts and one of them, uh, includes, uh, an awareness that the masters bring, uh, of anything on all sides of you. It could be behind you or whatever. This is directly in a blind spot, so I'm trained to respond negatively to something right above my head. [new take] This now I have an eye on. You see, it's on my periphery and if I needed to block it, attack it, stop it somehow. [does a martial arts move with his hands] I could come right out. I mean, I know you're doing your job, but... Documentary Crew Member: [talking over Dwight] It's...",Dwight,TRUE
269,1,1,50,I'm doing my job.,Dwight,TRUE
270,1,1,51,"I think better to be a happy idiot then a, um... Then someone who knows the truth.",Michael,TRUE
271,1,2,1,"Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?",Michael,FALSE
272,1,2,1,"Oh, I'm all set, thanks.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
273,1,2,1,Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.,Michael,FALSE
274,1,2,2,"Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.",Michael,FALSE
275,1,2,3,"That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, '100% post-consumer content.' What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. [Shedder whirring] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second.",Jim,FALSE
276,1,2,3,Do you really have to do that right now?,Jim,FALSE
277,1,2,3,Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually.,Dwight,FALSE
278,1,2,3,"Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Power off, silence] Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... [Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight.",Jim,FALSE
279,1,2,3,Retaliation. Tit for tit.,Dwight,FALSE
280,1,2,3,That is not the expression.,Jim,FALSE
281,1,2,3,"Well, it should be.",Dwight,FALSE
282,1,2,4,"This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?",Jim,FALSE
284,1,2,5,"Yeah, Freecell.",Pam,FALSE
285,1,2,5,Six on seven.,Jim,FALSE
286,1,2,5,I know. I saw that.,Pam,FALSE
287,1,2,5,"So then, why didn't you do it?",Jim,FALSE
288,1,2,5,I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch.,Pam,FALSE
289,1,2,5,Who doesn't love that?,Jim,FALSE
290,1,2,6,"Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man?",Michael,FALSE
291,1,2,6,All right.,Oscar,FALSE
292,1,2,6,Did you have a good weekend going there?,Michael,FALSE
293,1,2,6,It was fine.,Oscar,FALSE
294,1,2,6,"Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar---",Michael,FALSE
296,1,2,6,"Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis!",Michael,FALSE
297,1,2,6,Great. We're all set.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
298,1,2,6,"Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please?",Michael,FALSE
299,1,2,6,"Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please.",Jim,FALSE
300,1,2,6,"It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day.",Michael,FALSE
301,1,2,6,You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that.,Jim,FALSE
302,1,2,7,Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
303,1,2,7,"Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!",Michael,FALSE
304,1,2,7,"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
305,1,2,7,"You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.",Michael,FALSE
306,1,2,7,"Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
307,1,2,7,"Exactly, were not...",Michael,FALSE
308,1,2,7,That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
309,1,2,7,With tolerance.,Michael,FALSE
310,1,2,7,No. With more ignorance.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
312,1,2,7,"Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
313,1,2,7,Let's celebrate.,Michael,FALSE
314,1,2,7,Right. OK.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
315,1,2,7,Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right?,Michael,FALSE
316,1,2,7,"Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that...",Mr. Brown,FALSE
317,1,2,7,You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go.,Michael,FALSE
318,1,2,7,I have two. White and Indian.,Dwight,FALSE
319,1,2,7,"Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
321,1,2,7,Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
323,1,2,7,"Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
324,1,2,7,A few of the ground rules?,Dwight,FALSE
325,1,2,7,"Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him.",Michael,FALSE
326,1,2,7,"OK, can we steer away from gay people?",Dwight,FALSE
327,1,2,7,Um...,Mr. Brown,FALSE
328,1,2,7,"I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox.",Dwight,FALSE
329,1,2,7,"Well, we only have an hour.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
330,1,2,7,I figured it would save time.,Dwight,FALSE
331,1,2,7,OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr...,Michael,FALSE
332,1,2,7,Mr. Brown.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
333,1,2,7,"Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.",Michael,FALSE
334,1,2,7,"Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
335,1,2,8,"How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?",Michael,FALSE
336,1,2,9,So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
337,1,2,9,I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.,Michael,FALSE
338,1,2,9,"Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
339,1,2,9,"OK, I will play guy listening.",Michael,FALSE
340,1,2,9,"Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
341,1,2,9,I remember.,Kevin,FALSE
342,1,2,9,Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
344,1,2,10,Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer.,Michael,FALSE
345,1,2,11,"Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.",Kevin,FALSE
346,1,2,11,"OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... [As Chris Rock] Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... [Bleep] I take care of my kid!",Michael,FALSE
347,1,2,11,Wait a second.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
348,1,2,11,[Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!,Michael,FALSE
349,1,2,11,Stop it!,Mr. Brown,FALSE
350,1,2,11,[As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?,Michael,FALSE
351,1,2,12,"Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
352,1,2,12,"Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.",Dwight,FALSE
353,1,2,12,"Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
354,1,2,12,"A hero kills people, people that wish him harm.",Dwight,FALSE
355,1,2,12,OK.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
356,1,2,12,"A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged.",Dwight,FALSE
357,1,2,12,"Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
358,1,2,12,We all have a hero in our heart.,Dwight,FALSE
359,1,2,12,"Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
360,1,2,12,[Clears throat] I don't think I can sign this.,Michael,FALSE
361,1,2,12,I can't leave until you do.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
362,1,2,12,"Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?",Michael,FALSE
363,1,2,12,"Michael, can I talk to you candidly?",Mr. Brown,FALSE
365,1,2,13,We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
366,1,2,13,"Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit.",Michael,FALSE
367,1,2,13,"Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
368,1,2,13,"OK, well I know. You told me that several times.",Michael,FALSE
369,1,2,13,"Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need.",Mr. Brown,FALSE
371,1,2,13,Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
372,1,2,13,"Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't.",Michael,FALSE
373,1,2,13,Don't worry about dating.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
374,1,2,13,I won't.,Michael,FALSE
375,1,2,13,OK. Thank you.,Mr. Brown,FALSE
376,1,2,13,"Yeah, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
377,1,2,14,"I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness...' Open-mindedness, is that even a word? '...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.' [Laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that.",Michael,FALSE
378,1,2,15,"Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you.",Jim,FALSE
379,1,2,15,"I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart.' I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, 'Mr. Brown,' he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.",Michael,FALSE
380,1,2,16,All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good.,Michael,FALSE
381,1,2,16,"Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]",Toby,FALSE
382,1,2,16,Get out.,Michael,FALSE
383,1,2,16,I'm sorry.,Toby,FALSE
384,1,2,16,"No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.",Michael,FALSE
385,1,2,17,"[on the tape] Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.",Michael,FALSE
386,1,2,18,OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?,Michael,FALSE
387,1,2,18,": Uh, is that it?",Jim,FALSE
388,1,2,18,Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on.,Michael,FALSE
389,1,2,18,It was kind of hard to hear.,Kevin,FALSE
390,1,2,18,"Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um...",Michael,FALSE
391,1,2,18,I have a customer meeting.,Kelly,FALSE
392,1,2,18,"Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian.",Michael,FALSE
393,1,2,18,What part Native American?,Oscar,FALSE
394,1,2,18,Two fifteenths.,Michael,FALSE
395,1,2,18,"Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense.",Oscar,FALSE
396,1,2,18,"Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on.",Michael,FALSE
397,1,2,18,"OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico.",Oscar,FALSE
398,1,2,18,"Oh, yeah...",Michael,FALSE
399,1,2,18,"And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States.",Oscar,FALSE
401,1,2,18,My parents were Mexican.,Oscar,FALSE
402,1,2,18,"Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right?",Michael,FALSE
403,1,2,18,Thank... Yeah...,Oscar,FALSE
404,1,2,18,"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?",Michael,FALSE
405,1,2,18,Mexican isn't offensive.,Oscar,FALSE
406,1,2,18,"Well, it has certain connotations.",Michael,FALSE
407,1,2,18,Like what?,Oscar,FALSE
408,1,2,18,Like... I don't... I don't know.,Michael,FALSE
409,1,2,18,"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.",Oscar,FALSE
410,1,2,18,"No. Now, remember that honesty...",Michael,FALSE
411,1,2,18,I'm just curious.,Oscar,FALSE
412,1,2,18,"...empathy, respect... [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim!",Michael,FALSE
413,1,2,18,Hello? Hello?,Jim,FALSE
414,1,2,19,"I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done.",Michael,FALSE
415,1,2,20,Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's...,Michael,FALSE
416,1,2,21,Oh this is a good one.,Michael,FALSE
417,1,2,21,"Um, hi. How are you?",Pam,FALSE
418,1,2,21,Fine. How are you?,Stanley,FALSE
420,1,2,21,Push it.,Michael,FALSE
421,1,2,21,I admire your culture's success in America.,Stanley,FALSE
422,1,2,21,Thank you.,Pam,FALSE
423,1,2,21,Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.,Michael,FALSE
424,1,2,21,Who am I supposed to be?,Stanley,FALSE
425,1,2,21,"No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.",Michael,FALSE
426,1,2,21,"Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me.",Dwight,FALSE
427,1,2,21,Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.,Dwight,FALSE
428,1,2,21,"That's nice, Dwight.",Pam,FALSE
429,1,2,21,"OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.",Dwight,FALSE
430,1,2,21,"OK, I like your food.",Pam,FALSE
431,1,2,21,"Outback steakhouse. [Australian accent] I'm Australian, mate!",Dwight,FALSE
432,1,2,21,"Pam, come on. 'I like your food.' Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.",Michael,FALSE
433,1,2,21,"OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.",Pam,FALSE
434,1,2,21,"Oh, man, am I a woman?",Dwight,FALSE
435,1,2,22,"You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. 'Too soon for Arabs.' Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.",Michael,FALSE
436,1,2,23,What are you watching?,Jim,FALSE
437,1,2,23,Chappelle's Show.,Ryan,FALSE
439,1,2,23,I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space.,Ryan,FALSE
440,1,2,23,No way. I think she likes this stuff.,Jim,FALSE
441,1,2,23,"Great. She's cute, huh?",Ryan,FALSE
442,1,2,23,"Yeah, you know, she's engaged, but...",Jim,FALSE
443,1,2,23,"Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch.",Ryan,FALSE
444,1,2,23,"Oh, yeah. She's hot.",Jim,FALSE
447,1,2,24,You wanna go to the beach?,Kevin,FALSE
449,1,2,24,You wanna get high?,Kevin,FALSE
451,1,2,24,"I think you do, mon.",Kevin,FALSE
453,1,2,24,OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.,Michael,FALSE
454,1,2,25,"[Voice raised, Indian accent] Kelly, how are you?",Michael,FALSE
455,1,2,25,I just had the longest meeting.,Kelly,FALSE
456,1,2,25,"Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [slap!]",Michael,FALSE
457,1,2,25,"[trying not to cry] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority.",Michael,FALSE
458,1,2,26,"[on the phone] Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your... what's that? No, we didn't close last time. I just need your... Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That's actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don't blame you.",Jim,FALSE
459,1,2,27,"I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food.",Michael,FALSE
460,1,2,27,[Itialian accent]Maybe some spagh-etti.,Kevin,FALSE
461,1,2,27,"Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai.",Michael,FALSE
462,1,2,27,It's collard greens.,Stanley,FALSE
464,1,2,27,It's collard greens.,Stanley,FALSE
465,1,2,27,"That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice.",Michael,FALSE
466,1,2,28,"[Pam is asleep, resting her head on Jim's shoulder] Um... Hey.",Jim,FALSE
467,1,2,28,[stirs] Mmmm.,Pam,FALSE
470,1,2,28,We can go.,Jim,FALSE
472,1,2,28,That's fine.,Jim,FALSE
473,1,2,29,Uh... Not a bad day.,Jim,FALSE
474,1,2,30,Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
475,1,2,30,Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour.,Michael,TRUE
476,1,2,30,Does this company have 100 years to erase?,Mr. Brown,TRUE
477,1,2,30,"No, the country.",Michael,TRUE
478,1,2,30,"Oh right, more like 200 years.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
479,1,2,30,"Yeah, more like a 1,000.",Michael,TRUE
480,1,2,30,"Okay, um. Uh, I'll try to make this quick.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
481,1,2,31,"I am a salesman, okay. And I don't think we should be doing this during prime sales hours. If you can prove to me that diversity is going to help my sales, I'll go elephant running with James Earl Jones. I really will, but not on spec.",Dwight,TRUE
482,1,2,32,"HERO, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
483,1,2,32,"I just think that HERO? It's cute, but it's... It's empty, you know? It's easy. Dwight, you know what, I came up with some terms of my own. Could you put these on the board? The first one is Inclusion, New Attitudes, Color-blind...",Michael,TRUE
484,1,2,32,"Oh, nice.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
486,1,2,32,Good.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
487,1,2,32,Thank you. Sharing...,Michael,TRUE
488,1,2,32,Great.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
489,1,2,32,And tolerance.,Michael,TRUE
490,1,2,32,Beautiful.,Mr. Brown,TRUE
491,1,2,32,"Um, that spells incest.",Pam,TRUE
492,1,2,32,"Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
493,1,2,32,"Well, it's not ideal but you have to give me some credit 'cause I made it into a word.",Michael,TRUE
494,1,2,32,"Yeah, but it's not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
495,1,2,32,"I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We're all a family, right? We're all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally...",Michael,TRUE
496,1,2,32,"Okay, Michael, I just...",Mr. Brown,TRUE
497,1,2,32,"No, no, no, no, wait. Final one, final one this is important. The more we can encourage interracial dating as a society the further away we get from incest, literally.",Michael,TRUE
498,1,2,33,"It would've been just as easy for him to spell insect. Of course, that wouldn't have made any sense either.",Pam,FALSE
499,1,2,34,Does anyone have anything else at all? Anyone besides Michael?,Mr. Brown,TRUE
500,1,2,34,I have something.,Ryan,TRUE
501,1,2,34,"Yes, please.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
502,1,2,34,"Um, well I grew up here in Scranton and when I was a kid the guy who lived next door was a former baseball player, who actually played pro ball before the leagues were integrated. And he had the most incredible stories about...",Ryan,TRUE
503,1,2,34,"Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry this guy's a temp and I should've told you that.",Michael,TRUE
504,1,2,34,"No, no, no, no. An outsider's perspective would probably be pretty helpful.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
505,1,2,34,"Yeah, but no, seriously. Uh, you know, he's not a member of the full staff so, uh, Ryan you wanna just step outside?",Michael,TRUE
506,1,2,34,What do you want me to do?,Ryan,TRUE
507,1,2,34,"Well, maybe you should go down to the parking lot. You know what. Yes, go down to the parking lot and check to se if any of our guests have parked in the handicapped spots. Cool? 'Cause the handicaps get a raw deal. Oh, you know what. That ties right into New Attitudes. New attitudes about handicap people. Very important.",Michael,TRUE
508,1,2,34,"I'm sorry, Michael. We're actually out of time.",Mr. Brown,TRUE
509,1,2,35,"Yeah, um, there's good things about Michael. He uh, uh... Yeah, definitely. Um...",Pam,FALSE
510,1,2,36,"In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.' [laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that. Doh! Hogan! Not again, Hogan! Get Col. Burkhalter on the phone! [laughing] I'm kind of a Hogan around here. And kind of, Jan is kind of Col. Burkhalter, then Dwight is Schultz. But, it's... Oh, God. We have fun. We have fun. 'Cause he's gonna be pissed. [making voice] No doubt about it.",Michael,TRUE
511,1,2,37,What you doing?,Dwight,TRUE
513,1,2,37,Solitaire is a one-player game. It can't have two players.,Dwight,TRUE
514,1,2,37,"Well, I mean.",Jim,TRUE
515,1,2,37,What's your win rate?,Dwight,TRUE
516,1,2,37,Seventy-six percent. What's yours?,Pam,TRUE
517,1,2,37,You're not allowed to play two-player. You need to start over.,Dwight,TRUE
518,1,2,37,You're doing fine.,Pam,TRUE
519,1,2,38,Are we going? [Dwight puts four fingers in front of the camera to start a countdown] Don't do that. Just say action when we're ready.,Michael,TRUE
520,1,2,38,"Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action.",Dwight,TRUE
521,1,2,38,"[mumbling] Should I... turn, no. Do it again.",Michael,TRUE
522,1,2,38,"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.",Dwight,TRUE
523,1,2,38,"Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles... Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don't laugh; please don't laugh this time Dwight. You're... it's, it's bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one.",Michael,TRUE
524,1,2,38,Take six.,Dwight,TRUE
525,1,2,38,"Just let me do it! God! Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton... Keep the camera steady please! People are gonna get sea sick watching this. Ready? Three, two, one.",Michael,TRUE
527,1,2,38,"Don't. Please don't say anything. [sighs] Oh, God.",Michael,TRUE
528,1,2,38,"And action... Lights, camera, action. Whenever you're ready.",Dwight,TRUE
529,1,2,38,"Could I count myself down please, Dwight. Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.",Michael,TRUE
531,1,2,39,[wandering around the room during his diversity exercise] I want you to push it. I want you to push 'cause breakthroughs are right around the corner. Something's going to pop here. Something's going to pop between a party. Feel what it's like to be in someone else's skin. What does it feel like to be a different race? It feels pretty bad doesn't it. So let that come out.,Michael,TRUE
532,1,2,40,"Yeah, I marched on Washington back in the day. I went to the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, U.S. Mint, congressman talked to our class. It was pretty cool.",Michael,TRUE
533,1,2,41,Talk like you're talking to that race. I have a feeling that this could get kind of volatile. So keep it going. [camera shows Devon sitting outside with West Nile],Michael,FALSE
534,1,2,42,"Um, what's going on here?",Jim,TRUE
535,1,2,42,People treat us like the race on our forehead. And then we guess what race we are.,Pam,TRUE
536,1,2,42,"Ah, good. Good luck. Doing good. [goes to the index cards and writes another race down]",Jim,TRUE
537,1,2,42,"Oh, man, am I a woman?",Dwight,TRUE
538,1,2,42,"Yes, yes.",Jim,TRUE
540,1,2,42,How embarrassing is it? That's not fair. Here...,Jim,TRUE
541,1,2,42,It's not fair.,Dwight,TRUE
542,1,2,42,Try this. [takes Dwight's 'Asian' race and switches it with the one he wrote],Jim,TRUE
543,1,2,42,Thank you. Thank you very much.,Dwight,TRUE
544,1,2,42,Go get 'em.,Jim,TRUE
545,1,2,42,"Good. [clears throat] So, am I a hunter gather culture?",Dwight,TRUE
547,1,2,42,Do I live near a harbor or an ocean?,Dwight,TRUE
549,1,2,42,"No, I'm an inland. Am I a mountainous?",Dwight,TRUE
551,1,2,42,Am I nomadic?,Dwight,TRUE
553,1,2,42,"Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I got this. Um, I am treated in a foreign way with a great deal of prejudice. Am I one of those tribes in Africa? The piggies, or whatever?",Dwight,TRUE
555,1,2,42,"No. But I am, I am human, right? [Pam hesitates]",Dwight,TRUE
556,1,2,43,[Dwight's new race is 'Dwight'] I could be French.,Dwight,FALSE
557,1,2,44,"[takes his 'Dwight' race off his forehead] Damn it, Jim! That's not funny, Jim!",Dwight,FALSE
558,1,2,44,"Oh, okay. Here we go, breakthrough radar. What happened? What happened here?",Michael,FALSE
559,1,2,44,It didn't have anything to do with race.,Pam,FALSE
560,1,2,44,"Okay, all right. Let's keep on track. Keep on point. Let's do it.",Michael,FALSE
561,1,2,45,One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.,Pam,TRUE
562,1,2,46,"Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [Kelly slaps Michael] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly thank you. [claps] She's not here, but she gets it. That's what we have been looking for. The whole time. [trying not to cry] Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It's like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right?",Michael,FALSE
563,1,2,46,"Um, why did she slap Martin Luther King?",Jim,FALSE
564,1,2,46,"What, huh?",Michael,FALSE
565,1,2,46,What card was she?,Pam,FALSE
566,1,2,46,I think she wasn't wearing a card.,Jim,FALSE
567,1,2,46,It's good. This is good. We got it happening now. All right? Let's keep it rolling. Let's round it up.,Michael,FALSE
568,1,3,1,Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies.,Michael,FALSE
569,1,3,1,I'm not making any copies.,Pam,FALSE
570,1,3,1,"Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway.",Michael,FALSE
571,1,3,1,Nothing new.,Pam,FALSE
572,1,3,1,Lay them on me. What?,Michael,FALSE
573,1,3,1,There's nothing new.,Pam,FALSE
574,1,3,1,That's not what you said earlier.,Michael,FALSE
575,1,3,1,"Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the... [nods toward camera]",Pam,FALSE
576,1,3,2,"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.",Michael,FALSE
577,1,3,3,"So, which health plan have you decided on?",Jan,FALSE
578,1,3,3,"I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.",Michael,FALSE
579,1,3,3,"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?",Jan,FALSE
580,1,3,3,I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the Gold Plan.,Michael,FALSE
581,1,3,3,The Gold Plan? I'm not even on that plan.,Jan,FALSE
582,1,3,3,"Well, I'd recommend it. It's very good.",Michael,FALSE
584,1,3,3,You gotta crack these things open.,Michael,FALSE
585,1,3,3,"You know the whole reason that we're doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.",Jan,FALSE
586,1,3,3,"Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um... It won't be popular decision around the old orifice.",Michael,FALSE
587,1,3,3,It's your job. So...,Jan,FALSE
588,1,3,3,"Well, it's a suicide mission, you know.",Michael,FALSE
589,1,3,3,Michael... maybe... I mean...,Jan,FALSE
590,1,3,3,"There, there...",Michael,FALSE
591,1,3,3,"Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.",Jan,FALSE
592,1,3,3,[scoffs] When have you ever done that?,Michael,FALSE
593,1,3,3,I'm doing it right now. To you.,Jan,FALSE
594,1,3,4,"Last night on Trading Spouses, there's... have you seen it?",Jim,FALSE
595,1,3,4,No. I have a life.,Pam,FALSE
596,1,3,4,"Interesting, what's that like?",Jim,FALSE
597,1,3,4,You should try it sometime.,Pam,FALSE
598,1,3,4,Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is...,Jim,FALSE
599,1,3,4,[laughs]... your problem.,Pam,FALSE
600,1,3,4,Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah.,Michael,FALSE
601,1,3,5,"There's a decision that needs to be made, and I'm having an unbelievably a busy day. So I'm going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers.",Michael,FALSE
604,1,3,5,That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales.,Jim,FALSE
606,1,3,5,"Yeah. I just don't think this is the kind of task, that I... am going to do. You know who would be great for this?",Jim,FALSE
607,1,3,6,"Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it.",Jim,FALSE
608,1,3,7,Yes. I can do it. I'm your man.,Dwight,FALSE
609,1,3,8,"Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.",Jim,FALSE
610,1,3,9,"OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?",Dwight,FALSE
611,1,3,9,"Ah, none. You're picking a health care plan.",Michael,FALSE
612,1,3,9,"OK, we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.",Dwight,FALSE
613,1,3,9,You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.,Michael,FALSE
614,1,3,9,"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.",Dwight,FALSE
615,1,3,9,"Nope, you cannot use it.",Michael,FALSE
616,1,3,9,"OK, I take it back, it's a workspace.",Dwight,FALSE
617,1,3,9,Temporary workspace. You can use it.,Michael,FALSE
618,1,3,9,Thank you.,Dwight,FALSE
619,1,3,10,"If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we've talked about that already.",Michael,FALSE
620,1,3,11,What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people.,Dwight,FALSE
621,1,3,11,"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.",Dwight,FALSE
622,1,3,12,"There's no dental, there's no vision, there's a $1,200 deductible.",Stanley,FALSE
623,1,3,13,"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.",Pam,FALSE
624,1,3,13,"[on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How's tricks?",Michael,FALSE
625,1,3,13,Where are you?,Pam,FALSE
626,1,3,13,"Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I'm busy, busy, busy. Can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's doing. Everybody cool out there?",Michael,FALSE
627,1,3,13,"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the...",Pam,FALSE
628,1,3,13,"Pam! Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I'm getting a call.",Michael,FALSE
629,1,3,13,No you're not.,Pam,FALSE
630,1,3,13,"I have to make a call after I finish... my work. You know what? Uh, just don't let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I'm just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?",Michael,FALSE
632,1,3,13,"Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this.",Michael,FALSE
633,1,3,13,Still no one calling.,Pam,FALSE
634,1,3,14,"Dwight, what...",Pam,FALSE
635,1,3,14,"Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office.",Dwight,FALSE
636,1,3,14,It says 'workspace'.,Jim,FALSE
637,1,3,14,Same thing.,Dwight,FALSE
638,1,3,14,"If it's the same thing, then why did you write 'workspace'?",Jim,FALSE
639,1,3,14,"Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior.",Dwight,FALSE
640,1,3,14,You are not my superior.,Jim,FALSE
641,1,3,14,"Oh gee, then why do I have an office?",Dwight,FALSE
642,1,3,14,I thought it was a workspace?,Jim,FALSE
643,1,3,14,OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?,Pam,FALSE
644,1,3,14,Yes. And my decision in final.,Dwight,FALSE
645,1,3,14,This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything.,Pam,FALSE
646,1,3,14,"Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it.",Dwight,FALSE
647,1,3,14,"You cut more than you had to, didn't you?",Jim,FALSE
649,1,3,14,"Well, why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?",Jim,FALSE
650,1,3,14,Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system.,Dwight,FALSE
651,1,3,14,"OK, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies.",Jim,FALSE
652,1,3,14,"I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.",Dwight,FALSE
653,1,3,14,Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?,Pam,FALSE
654,1,3,14,So I can lower it.,Dwight,FALSE
655,1,3,15,He literally won't come out of his office.,Oscar,FALSE
656,1,3,15,He's got to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom.,Kevin,FALSE
657,1,3,15,Kevin! That's inappropriate.,Angela,FALSE
658,1,3,16,"Michael, can I talk to you?",Oscar,FALSE
659,1,3,16,"Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check?",Michael,FALSE
660,1,3,16,"Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?",Meredith,FALSE
661,1,3,16,"Ah, what? Which memo?",Michael,FALSE
662,1,3,16,Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it.,Pam,FALSE
663,1,3,16,Is it a good plan?,Michael,FALSE
664,1,3,16,It's a great plan. It saves the company a fortune.,Dwight,FALSE
665,1,3,16,It's like a pay decrease.,Oscar,FALSE
666,1,3,16,"Michael, he made huge cuts.",Pam,FALSE
667,1,3,16,"Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts?",Michael,FALSE
668,1,3,16,"Yeah, you said...",Dwight,FALSE
669,1,3,16,"No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don't you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?",Michael,FALSE
670,1,3,16,I can handle that.,Dwight,FALSE
671,1,3,16,"OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there's some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?",Michael,FALSE
672,1,3,17,This is not good.,Oscar,FALSE
673,1,3,17,It's ridiculous. Did you talk to him?,Angela,FALSE
674,1,3,17,What was that?,Oscar,FALSE
675,1,3,17,You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.,Angela,FALSE
676,1,3,17,What are you guys talking about?,Kevin,FALSE
677,1,3,17,"Nothing, Kevin.",Angela,FALSE
678,1,3,18,"Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn't matter. The point is, they're not unhappy anymore. They're out there thinking, 'Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He's cool. I... what a great guy. I love him. I...",Michael,FALSE
679,1,3,19,"OK, everyone. Gather round. Step forward. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I'd like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I'll see what I can do.",Dwight,FALSE
680,1,3,19,"OK, you know what Dwight? We can't write our diseases down for you because that's confidential.",Jim,FALSE
681,1,3,19,"OK, well, I didn't say to write your name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it anonymous. Or, don't write any disease down at all and it won't be covered. Sound fair? Good. I'll be in my office.",Dwight,FALSE
683,1,3,20,You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise.,Michael,FALSE
684,1,3,20,Where are you going?,Pam,FALSE
685,1,3,20,"Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. [Giggles] Couldn't find the knob.",Michael,FALSE
686,1,3,21,"So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend.",Michael,FALSE
687,1,3,21,"I don't know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe?",Travel Agent,FALSE
688,1,3,21,"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so...",Michael,FALSE
689,1,3,22,Wait. What are you writing? Don't write Ebola or mad cow disease. Right? 'Cause I'm suffering from both.,Jim,FALSE
690,1,3,22,I'm inventing new diseases.,Pam,FALSE
691,1,3,22,"Oh, great.",Jim,FALSE
692,1,3,22,"So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?",Pam,FALSE
693,1,3,22,I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion.,Jim,FALSE
695,1,3,22,Thank you.,Jim,FALSE
696,1,3,23,"[on his cell phone] Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride.",Michael,FALSE
697,1,3,23,You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.,Man on Phone,FALSE
698,1,3,23,Its says here that it's a 300ft drop.,Michael,FALSE
699,1,3,23,"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.",Man on Phone,FALSE
700,1,3,23,So it's not a free fall?,Michael,FALSE
701,1,3,23,It's an industrial coal elevator.,Man on Phone,FALSE
702,1,3,23,"Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?",Michael,FALSE
703,1,3,24,"OK, so I don't know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?",Michael,FALSE
704,1,3,25,Damnit! Damnit Jim!,Dwight,FALSE
705,1,3,25,"All right, who did this? I'm not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.",Dwight,FALSE
706,1,3,25,What are you talking about?,Jim,FALSE
707,1,3,25,"Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony.",Dwight,FALSE
708,1,3,25,"OK, whoa. 'Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?",Jim,FALSE
709,1,3,25,"Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection.",Dwight,FALSE
710,1,3,25,"You did this, didn't you?",Dwight,FALSE
711,1,3,25,Absolutely not.,Jim,FALSE
712,1,3,25,Yes you did.,Dwight,FALSE
713,1,3,25,No I didn't.,Jim,FALSE
714,1,3,25,"I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I'll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!",Dwight,FALSE
715,1,3,26,Killer nanorobots?,Jim,FALSE
716,1,3,26,It's an epidemic.,Pam,FALSE
717,1,3,27,"The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. [reads off of paper] 'Count Choculitis'",Dwight,FALSE
718,1,3,27,Sounds tough.,Jim,FALSE
719,1,3,27,Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?,Dwight,FALSE
720,1,3,27,Do you?,Jim,FALSE
721,1,3,27,I think you need to confess...,Dwight,FALSE
722,1,3,27,Mmm hmm.,Jim,FALSE
723,1,3,27,...the fact...,Dwight,FALSE
725,1,3,27,What are you doing? Those are my keys.,Dwight,FALSE
726,1,3,27,Good luck. [closes door and locks it],Jim,FALSE
727,1,3,27,"Jim! Damnit! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let... [Without looking, Jim throws his keys to his left, they land on a shelf next to Stanley]",Dwight,FALSE
728,1,3,27,"[looks at keys, continues talking on phone] ...the light green or green...",Stanley,FALSE
729,1,3,28,[answering phone] Jim Halpert.,Jim,FALSE
730,1,3,28,Let me out.,Dwight,FALSE
731,1,3,28,Who is this?,Jim,FALSE
732,1,3,28,Let me out or you're fired.,Dwight,FALSE
733,1,3,28,"No, you can't fire me.",Jim,FALSE
734,1,3,28,Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.,Dwight,FALSE
735,1,3,28,"OK, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah, beep. [presses button on phone]] Jim Halpert.",Jim,FALSE
736,1,3,28,"[on phone] Hey, Jim. It's Pam.",Pam,FALSE
737,1,3,28,Hey Pam! How are you?,Jim,FALSE
738,1,3,28,Jim! Open the door!,Dwight,FALSE
739,1,3,28,"Good, how are you? Busy?",Pam,FALSE
740,1,3,28,I'm doing OK. Getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?,Jim,FALSE
742,1,3,28,"Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?",Pam,FALSE
743,1,3,28,"No, not at all.",Jim,FALSE
744,1,3,28,You don't have anything you're doing?,Pam,FALSE
745,1,3,28,I have nothing to do.,Jim,FALSE
747,1,3,28,"Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I'm not really doing anything.",Pam,FALSE
749,1,3,28,Oh yeah?,Jim,FALSE
750,1,3,28,I might go to the mall.,Pam,FALSE
751,1,3,28,The mall?,Jim,FALSE
753,1,3,28,I need new shoes.,Pam,FALSE
754,1,3,28,"Oh, interesting, what kind of shoes?",Jim,FALSE
756,1,3,29,"Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould.",Dwight,FALSE
757,1,3,29,This is Jan.,Jan,FALSE
758,1,3,29,"Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.",Dwight,FALSE
759,1,3,29,Who is this?,Jan,FALSE
760,1,3,29,Dwight Schrute.,Dwight,FALSE
761,1,3,29,From sales?,Jan,FALSE
763,1,3,29,Where's Michael Scott?,Jan,FALSE
764,1,3,29,He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office.,Dwight,FALSE
765,1,3,29,"Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?",Jan,FALSE
766,1,3,29,"That's not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.",Dwight,FALSE
769,1,3,29,"OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.",Jan,FALSE
770,1,3,29,"Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?",Dwight,FALSE
771,1,3,29,No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again.,Jan,FALSE
772,1,3,29,"Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your... [dial tone]",Dwight,FALSE
773,1,3,30,"Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! [laughs] Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism.",Michael,FALSE
774,1,3,30,Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the...,Ryan,FALSE
775,1,3,30,"Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.",Michael,FALSE
776,1,3,30,"Oh, thanks.",Stanley,FALSE
777,1,3,30,There you go.,Michael,FALSE
778,1,3,30,"This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day.",Stanley,FALSE
779,1,3,30,"Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it.",Michael,FALSE
780,1,3,30,Michael. Michael?,Dwight,FALSE
781,1,3,30,"[under his breath] Oh, Christ.",Michael,FALSE
782,1,3,31,"I tried being rational, OK? And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate. That leaves me with no options.",Dwight,FALSE
783,1,3,32,"I'm now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.",Dwight,FALSE
784,1,3,32,What about confidentiality?,Stanley,FALSE
785,1,3,32,"You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one, inverted penis.",Dwight,FALSE
786,1,3,32,"Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.",Meredith,FALSE
787,1,3,32,I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy?,Dwight,FALSE
788,1,3,32,A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.,Meredith,FALSE
789,1,3,33,"OK, great. Dermatitis. Thank you Angela. I'll make sure that's covered. OK, now. Who wrote this, hysterical one? Anal fissures?",Dwight,FALSE
790,1,3,33,That's a real thing.,Kevin,FALSE
791,1,3,33,"Yeah, but no one here has it.",Dwight,FALSE
792,1,3,33,Someone has it.,Kevin,FALSE
793,1,3,34,Do you think we should go ?,Kevin,FALSE
794,1,3,34,"I don't know, Kevin. This is important. I don't want... [spots Michael through the blinds] There he is.",Oscar,FALSE
795,1,3,34,What is he doing?,Kevin,FALSE
796,1,3,34,I don't know.,Oscar,FALSE
798,1,3,35,"Well, what? You could be referring to anything.",Michael,FALSE
799,1,3,35,"OK, the health care plan.",Oscar,FALSE
800,1,3,35,Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job.,Pam,FALSE
801,1,3,35,"Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits?",Michael,FALSE
802,1,3,35,I most certainly did not.,Dwight,FALSE
803,1,3,35,"Oh come on! That's horrible! Aaah... Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and... what time is it, what time is it? [looks at watch] Ah, it's after five. Oh, oh it's awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday.",Michael,FALSE
804,1,3,35,What about the surprise?,Angela,FALSE
805,1,3,35,"Oh... Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is?",Michael,FALSE
806,1,3,35,We all think you don't have a surprise.,Stanley,FALSE
807,1,3,35,"All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And... here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is... Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll... Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!",Michael,FALSE
808,1,3,36,"When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.",Michael,FALSE
809,1,3,37,"[clapping hands] God, yeah... Ah! This...",Michael,FALSE
810,1,3,38,"Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] 'Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.' Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo.",Michael,FALSE
811,1,3,39,"Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.",Dwight,FALSE
812,1,3,40,"[heated discussion in the 'Dwight Schrute Workspace', door opens] I did not dismiss you.",Dwight,TRUE
813,1,3,40,"Well, you have no right to ask those questions.",Oscar,TRUE
814,1,3,40,You came into my office voluntarily.,Dwight,TRUE
815,1,3,40,Because I don't want my benefits slashed.,Oscar,TRUE
816,1,3,40,"Well, maybe they won't get slashed if you answer all my questions.",Dwight,TRUE
817,1,3,40,I'm reporting you.,Oscar,TRUE
818,1,3,41,"You know when ever a worker is promoted above their peers there's always going to be a little bit of jealousy. Uh, it's natural. And that's going to lead to goofing off and that's okay that's fine. As long as they are willing to suffer the consequences.",Dwight,TRUE
819,1,3,42,Michael I need to talk to you.,Oscar,TRUE
820,1,3,42,"Sorry, too busy can't even come to the door.",Michael,TRUE
821,1,3,42,[opens door] Michael.,Oscar,TRUE
822,1,3,42,"Yeah, no... [hurries to get up from chair]",Michael,TRUE
823,1,3,42,"Michael, Michael I... [blinds rustle] ... inside.",Oscar,TRUE
824,1,3,42,"You know what. I, um, I'm out the door. I'm going to a meeting. Pam, I'm headed out to another meeting. So see you later. Uh, here we go.",Michael,TRUE
825,1,3,43,We stole Dwight's trashcan and she found some of his early attempts at his sign.,Pam,TRUE
826,1,3,43,"Okay, here's uh, this is very simple. 'Dwight's Workspace,' nice.",Jim,TRUE
827,1,3,43,Mmm hmm.,Pam,TRUE
828,1,3,43,"Um, this one interesting the power comes from the font in this one. 'Schrute Space,' very medieval, very England. Um, this one's forceful, this one's very Dwight. 'Quiet! Dwight Schrute Working,' it's good.",Jim,TRUE
829,1,3,43,Mmm hmm.,Pam,TRUE
830,1,3,43,"I really heard him on that. This one's interesting I'm not really sure what he meant by this. Um, 'Dwight Schrute Privates.' Tough to say.",Jim,TRUE
832,1,3,44,"Okay, you know what, Dwight. What if you got a really serious disease like Ebola.",Jim,TRUE
833,1,3,44,"Psssh, no.",Dwight,TRUE
834,1,3,44,"Well, it could happen. Have you ever seen the movie Outbreak?",Jim,TRUE
835,1,3,44,"Yeah. Well, have you ever seen the movie Unbreakable? 'Cause that guy couldn't get sick, just like me.",Dwight,TRUE
836,1,3,44,Okay. Have you ever seen the movie Sixth Sense? Maybe you are already dead.,Jim,TRUE
838,1,3,45,You promise these are confidential?,Pam,TRUE
840,1,3,45,Did you just mark on that?,Pam,TRUE
841,1,3,45,"I don't think so, no.",Dwight,TRUE
842,1,3,45,You made a 'P.',Pam,TRUE
843,1,3,45,"Wrong. [walks away] Thank you Jim. Kevin. Stanley. [whispering] Pam, Jim, Kevin, Stanley. Pam, Jim, Kevin, Stanley. You finished?",Dwight,TRUE
844,1,3,45,"Oh, yeah. Here's the rest of them.",Oscar,TRUE
845,1,3,45,That was... unauthorized.,Dwight,TRUE
846,1,3,46,"Well, it is time to call in a little favor. A buddy of mine runs this tourist attraction, actually it's big. It's probably one of the most popular in the state. So...",Michael,TRUE
847,1,3,46,Hello.,Man on Phone,TRUE
848,1,3,46,"[on his cell phone] Hey, hey Craigers, my man! It is Michael Scott here. [silence] Dunder Mifflin, we supply your office paper.",Michael,TRUE
849,1,3,46,"Oh, I think we already did our order this month.",Man on Phone,TRUE
850,1,3,46,"No, no, no, no. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, here's the deal. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring them down to go on your big ride.",Michael,TRUE
851,1,3,46,You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride.,Man on Phone,TRUE
852,1,3,46,"Well, it says here that it's a 300ft drop.",Michael,TRUE
853,1,3,46,"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.",Man on Phone,TRUE
854,1,3,46,So it's not a free fall?,Michael,TRUE
855,1,3,46,It's an industrial coal elevator.,Man on Phone,TRUE
856,1,3,46,"Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh... Do you have laser tag down there or something?",Michael,TRUE
857,1,3,46,"No, you just look around. It's a historically preserved coal mine.",Man on Phone,TRUE
858,1,3,46,That's it?,Michael,TRUE
859,1,3,46,"Well, there's the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. They got some really interesting old mining tools. There's also a photo mural exhibit. Uh, bat guano sculpture. [Michael hangs up cell phone]",Man on Phone,TRUE
860,1,3,46,"Uh, he's a small client. They don't really buy much.",Michael,TRUE
861,1,3,47,"Why do you want health care, Pam? Hmm? Why do you want it?",Dwight,TRUE
862,1,3,47,In case I get sick.,Pam,TRUE
863,1,3,47,"Why don't you just go ahead and use Roy's health care plan, huh?",Dwight,TRUE
864,1,3,47,Because we're not married.,Pam,TRUE
865,1,3,47,"But you're engaged. Aren't you and maybe you've set a date for the wedding, hmm? And because you know you're going to get married you don't have to take our health care plan seriously.",Dwight,TRUE
866,1,3,47,We haven't set a date. [Dwight laughs],Pam,TRUE
867,1,3,47,"You really expect me to believe you haven't set a date? I think you have. Sure Pam, sure. But you know what, you've been engaged for three years and I know you've set a date. And you know what else, I know you've got coverage under Roy and I know that you wrote down those fake diseases. Admit it. Admit it, Pam.",Dwight,TRUE
868,1,3,47,"Shut up, Dwight.",Pam,TRUE
869,1,3,47,You wrote down... I didn't give you permission to.. I didn't...,Dwight,TRUE
870,1,3,47,I'm not talking to you anymore.,Pam,TRUE
871,1,3,47,"Dwight, I uh, I have something to confess.",Jim,TRUE
872,1,3,47,You're doing the right thing. Go ahead. What 's your confession?,Dwight,TRUE
874,1,3,47,Let it out.,Dwight,TRUE
875,1,3,47,You're a jackass.,Jim,TRUE
876,1,3,47,Okay. You wanna do this the hard way. We'll do this the hard way. You wrote down those fake diseases didn't you?,Dwight,TRUE
877,1,3,47,No. Was that the hard way?,Jim,TRUE
878,1,3,47,I know you did.,Dwight,TRUE
879,1,3,47,"Well, then why are you wasting everybody else's time interrogating them?",Jim,TRUE
880,1,3,47,"Well, because I want to know who wrote those diseases down.",Dwight,TRUE
882,1,3,47,You want you to take this pen and this piece of paper and write this down. Write this down.,Dwight,TRUE
884,1,3,47,"I, Jim Halpert...",Dwight,TRUE
885,1,3,47,"Wait, slow down.",Jim,TRUE
886,1,3,47,...confess to health care fraud.,Dwight,TRUE
887,1,3,47,"One second 'cause that sounds really good. Is jackass one word or two? [Dwight sighs] One, right? 'Cause, 'cause of the show, it's one.",Jim,TRUE
888,1,3,47,One word.,Dwight,TRUE
889,1,3,48,"I've really learned from the greats. The great improvisers, Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, uh, the Brady guy not so much. He's more the signing, Wayne Brady. Um, Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] 'Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.' Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo. [as Robin Williams] 'That's Good morning, Vietnam!' Well, hello to you. You know it would be... God. And you know what, sometimes when I'm watching somebody like um, like Jay Leno. He'll be half way through his step [snaps his fingers] And I will already be laughing at the punch line. He hasn't even gotten to it. He doesn't even know what it is it. So it's fun, you know it's fun having a mind that works like that. That is just a few steps ahead of... comedically ahead of like what's going on. Like I'll watch T.V. and I'll be watching a show and I will think, oh, I know someone's gonna walk in here right now and say something funny. And then they do. Or, um, I know they'll be like oh boy that person deserved to be slammed down. There's going to be some sort of insult. And there is. You know, there's like, 'Oh you're... God your butt is fat.' And I knew it. I know it's like I knew they were going to say that. I knew they were gonna go there. Don't go there. Um, but other... You know it's like uh, you know Leno, um and Letterman, Carson, you know. Need I say more? No.",Michael,TRUE
890,1,3,49,"Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her.",Dwight,TRUE
891,1,3,49,We're all going bowling!,Michael,TRUE
893,1,4,1,"Oh! God. Dwight, come on...",Michael,FALSE
894,1,4,1,I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?,Dwight,FALSE
895,1,4,1,There's no downsizing.,Michael,FALSE
896,1,4,1,"I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager?",Dwight,FALSE
897,1,4,1,Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
898,1,4,1,"Yeah, so I don't have to worry?",Dwight,FALSE
899,1,4,1,"Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay?",Michael,FALSE
900,1,4,1,"But there's no downsizing, so just don't...",Michael,FALSE
901,1,4,1,Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?,Dwight,FALSE
902,1,4,1,"Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe.",Michael,FALSE
903,1,4,2,"It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but... blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, 'You're fired.' [as Donald Trump] 'You're foir-ed. Uh, you're foir-ed.' It just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. [as Donald Trump] 'You're foir-ed.' I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, 'You're hired, and you can work here as long as you want.' But that's unrealistic, so...",Michael,FALSE
904,1,4,3,"It's a real shame, 'cause studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.",Dwight,FALSE
905,1,4,4,Why'd you do this?,Stanley,FALSE
906,1,4,4,"I didn't do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for... maintenance. So what do you guys hear? What's the scuttlebutt?",Dwight,FALSE
907,1,4,5,"Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?",Michael,FALSE
908,1,4,5,Who is it? Who's the birthday?,Michael,FALSE
909,1,4,5,"Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up.",Pam,FALSE
910,1,4,5,Next person on the...,Michael,FALSE
913,1,4,5,"Okay, umm... that would be Meredith.",Pam,FALSE
914,1,4,5,"Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!",Michael,FALSE
915,1,4,5,But it's not until next month.,Pam,FALSE
916,1,4,5,"Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise.",Michael,FALSE
917,1,4,5,You still want to have a party?,Pam,FALSE
918,1,4,5,"Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!",Michael,FALSE
919,1,4,5,"[grabs cell phone off desk] Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.",Michael,FALSE
920,1,4,6,"Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could... it's stupid, forget it.",Phyllis,FALSE
922,1,4,6,"I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that's dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind.",Phyllis,FALSE
923,1,4,6,"No, yeah, I think that's a good idea.",Angela,FALSE
925,1,4,6,What color do you guys think?,Angela,FALSE
926,1,4,6,"Well, there's green, um, blue... yellow... red...",Phyllis,FALSE
927,1,4,6,How about green?,Pam,FALSE
928,1,4,6,I think green is kind of whoreish.,Angela,FALSE
929,1,4,7,This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.,Pam,FALSE
930,1,4,8,These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook!,Michael,FALSE
931,1,4,8,"So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious.",Michael,FALSE
932,1,4,8,"Meredith's allergic to dairy, so...",Angela,FALSE
933,1,4,8,"She's not the only one that's going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not, uh, it's not just about her, so...",Michael,FALSE
934,1,4,8,It is... her birthday.,Pam,FALSE
935,1,4,8,"Mint chocolate chip! That'd be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?",Michael,FALSE
936,1,4,9,"Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. 'Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out.",Dwight,FALSE
937,1,4,9,"Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?",Dwight,FALSE
938,1,4,9,"Absolutely, I do.",Jim,FALSE
939,1,4,9,"Good, good. Excellent, OK. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected...",Dwight,FALSE
940,1,4,10,"At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.",Jim,FALSE
941,1,4,11,Did you get your tickets?,Dwight,FALSE
942,1,4,11,To what?,Jim,FALSE
943,1,4,11,The gun show. [Rolls up his sleeve and kisses his bicep],Dwight,FALSE
944,1,4,12,"And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says 'No, Jim, here's a way.'",Jim,FALSE
945,1,4,13,There's one other thing and this is important. Let's keep this alliance totally a secret. Don't tell anyone.,Dwight,FALSE
946,1,4,14,An alliance?,Pam,FALSE
947,1,4,14,Oh yeah.,Jim,FALSE
948,1,4,14,What does that even mean?,Pam,FALSE
949,1,4,14,"I think it has something to do with Survivor, but I'm not sure.",Jim,FALSE
950,1,4,14,"Um, I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, underground.",Jim,FALSE
951,1,4,14,"Jim! Hey. Hi, Pam. Listen, could I talk to you a second about the... paper products?",Dwight,FALSE
952,1,4,15,Did you tell Pam about the alliance?,Dwight,FALSE
953,1,4,15,What? No.,Jim,FALSE
954,1,4,15,Just now.,Dwight,FALSE
955,1,4,15,"What? Oh no no no. Dwight, no. I'm using her, for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? Pam.",Jim,FALSE
956,1,4,15,"Right, that's good, good, pursue this.",Dwight,FALSE
957,1,4,15,Well I'm trying to. Do you see what I'm doing?,Jim,FALSE
958,1,4,15,Mmm hmm.,Dwight,FALSE
959,1,4,15,"But listen, I'm going to have to talk to her a lot. All right? And there may be chatting, and giggling. And you gotta just pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away.",Jim,FALSE
961,1,4,15,All right.,Jim,FALSE
962,1,4,16,"[to the camera] Can you get her? She's right there. [camera zooms in on Meredith at here desk] That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this... is Meredith's card. Happy Bird-Day. [laughs] Um, let's see. Jim, Jim wrote, 'Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers.' Not bad, pretty funny, I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here's the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I've already set the bar really high. And they're all worried about their jobs, you know. It's kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, 'Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You're great. Love, Michael.' [pretends to vomit and laughs]",Michael,FALSE
963,1,4,17,"They seem awfully chummy, don't you think?",Dwight,FALSE
964,1,4,17,"Yeah, what do you think that's about?",Jim,FALSE
965,1,4,17,Only one way to find out.,Dwight,FALSE
966,1,4,17,I'm on it.,Jim,FALSE
967,1,4,18,You are not going to believe this.,Jim,FALSE
968,1,4,18,What? I believe it.,Dwight,FALSE
969,1,4,18,"Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.",Jim,FALSE
970,1,4,18,"I could tell, from the body language.",Dwight,FALSE
971,1,4,19,"Hey Kev, that looks good. What is it? Turkey?",Jim,FALSE
973,1,4,19,"Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion, provolone...",Jim,FALSE
975,1,4,20,"Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.",Jim,FALSE
976,1,4,20,"Good, let 'em. It helps our cause.",Dwight,FALSE
977,1,4,20,"Well, I don't know, if Kevin's in accounting, and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...",Jim,FALSE
978,1,4,20,"Oh, they're forming an alliance",Dwight,FALSE
979,1,4,21,I love their sandwiches.,Toby,FALSE
980,1,4,21,I love their sandwiches too.,Jim,FALSE
981,1,4,21,Their bread's really good.,Kevin,FALSE
982,1,4,21,Their bread is very good.,Jim,FALSE
983,1,4,22,Damn it. God!,Dwight,FALSE
984,1,4,22,"OK, listen, we need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.",Jim,FALSE
985,1,4,22,God... Damn it! Why us?,Dwight,FALSE
986,1,4,22,"Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.",Jim,FALSE
987,1,4,23,"[staring at birthday card] Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor.",Michael,FALSE
988,1,4,23,"Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up?",Michael,FALSE
989,1,4,23,"Uh, I'm sorry to bother you.",Oscar,FALSE
990,1,4,23,"Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on?",Michael,FALSE
991,1,4,23,"My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if...",Oscar,FALSE
993,1,4,23,Donate to the charity?,Oscar,FALSE
994,1,4,23,"Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.",Michael,FALSE
995,1,4,23,Thank you.,Oscar,FALSE
996,1,4,23,"No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25.",Michael,FALSE
997,1,4,23,That's... that's... that's very generous.,Oscar,FALSE
998,1,4,23,"Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...",Michael,FALSE
999,1,4,24,"[whispering] Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?",Pam,FALSE
1000,1,4,24,"Sure, what's up?",Jim,FALSE
1001,1,4,24,"Um, I don't know, I'm just like, I'm going a little crazy 'cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?",Pam,FALSE
1002,1,4,24,Oh no?,Jim,FALSE
1003,1,4,24,"Yeah, he's making me take notes on these meetings and I'm, like, 'These people are my friends.' But he's all like, 'This is confidential. You can't tell anybody.' But I just feel like I want to... aaah. Just promise me you're not gonna say anything.",Pam,FALSE
1004,1,4,24,"No, will not, I'm not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me.",Jim,FALSE
1005,1,4,24,"OK, yeah.",Pam,FALSE
1007,1,4,25,That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great.,Jim,FALSE
1008,1,4,26,"[looking at birthday card] Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath.",Michael,FALSE
1009,1,4,26,"Hey, you wanted to see me?",Dwight,FALSE
1010,1,4,26,Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?,Michael,FALSE
1011,1,4,26,I don't think she'd be missed.,Dwight,FALSE
1012,1,4,26,"There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.",Michael,FALSE
1013,1,4,26,"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.",Dwight,FALSE
1014,1,4,26,"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.",Michael,FALSE
1015,1,4,26,She had a hysterectomy.,Dwight,FALSE
1016,1,4,26,[laughs] Which one is that again?,Michael,FALSE
1017,1,4,26,That's where they remove the uterus.,Dwight,FALSE
1018,1,4,26,"Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?",Michael,FALSE
1019,1,4,26,It could be kind of funny.,Dwight,FALSE
1020,1,4,26,"You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.",Michael,FALSE
1021,1,4,27,"OK, here's the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith's birthday.",Jim,FALSE
1022,1,4,27,"Oh my God, we have to be there.",Dwight,FALSE
1023,1,4,27,"I know, but it's gonna be a little tough because there's no good place to hide there.",Jim,FALSE
1024,1,4,27,"No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God.",Dwight,FALSE
1025,1,4,27,What? What?,Jim,FALSE
1026,1,4,27,I know. I know exactly what to do.,Dwight,FALSE
1027,1,4,27,[gives Dwight a high five] Great.,Jim,FALSE
1028,1,4,28,"I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision.",Dwight,FALSE
1029,1,4,29,"This is going to be perfect, OK? Centrally located. Perfect cover. I can hear and see everything.",Dwight,FALSE
1031,1,4,30,Michael? Are you done yet?,Ryan,FALSE
1032,1,4,30,"Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let's go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet.",Michael,FALSE
1033,1,4,31,"Wait, this isn't gonna work. The lid's open.",Jim,FALSE
1034,1,4,31,So tape it down.,Dwight,FALSE
1035,1,4,31,I can't do that. You won't be able to breathe.,Jim,FALSE
1036,1,4,31,"Look, I can breathe just fine. OK, but if it makes you feel better, I'll poke holes in the box.",Dwight,FALSE
1037,1,4,31,"Thank you, thank you. OK.",Jim,FALSE
1039,1,4,32,Oh! Surprise.,Meredith,FALSE
1040,1,4,32,"No, it's ah...",Angela,FALSE
1041,1,4,32,"It's surprise Meredith. One, two...",Michael,FALSE
1042,1,4,32,[tunelessly] Happy birthday to you.,Everybody,FALSE
1043,1,4,32,Find a key.,Michael,FALSE
1044,1,4,32,Happy birthday...,Everybody,FALSE
1045,1,4,33,"So do you want me to stay here and, you know, stand next to the box?",Jim,FALSE
1046,1,4,33,"No, you need to go upstairs to the party so people don't notice we're both gone.",Dwight,FALSE
1047,1,4,33,Right... That's good.,Jim,FALSE
1048,1,4,34,"Can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have a choice? No, frankly, I don't. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim? You tell me.",Dwight,FALSE
1049,1,4,35,"[singing] ... birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you...",Everybody,FALSE
1050,1,4,35,And many more!,Michael,FALSE
1051,1,4,36,"Last year, five years ago...",Stanley,FALSE
1052,1,4,36,"You were surprised, weren't you?",Michael,FALSE
1054,1,4,36,"You looked freaked, man. We said 'Surprise.' You were, like, 'What?' 'What the hell's goin' on here?' Good cake. Why don't you have some?",Michael,FALSE
1055,1,4,36,"Uh, I can't. Um...",Meredith,FALSE
1056,1,4,36,Come on. A little bit.,Michael,FALSE
1057,1,4,36,I can't eat dairy.,Meredith,FALSE
1058,1,4,36,"Oh, right. God, too bad. It's so good.",Michael,FALSE
1059,1,4,36,"Yeah, it makes me sick.",Meredith,FALSE
1060,1,4,36,"You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.",Michael,FALSE
1061,1,4,37,He's in a box?,Pam,FALSE
1062,1,4,37,"Pam, he's in a box. He's downstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I'm serious. Go down there and work your magic.",Jim,FALSE
1063,1,4,38,"[on her cell phone] Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don't know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that...",Pam,FALSE
1064,1,4,38,[box falls over] Oh.,Dwight,FALSE
1065,1,4,39,"Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal.",Michael,FALSE
1066,1,4,39,"Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity. What was it? 25 bucks?",Jim,FALSE
1067,1,4,39,"Well, you know, money isn't everything Jim. It's not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you'll give more than three dollars next time.",Michael,FALSE
1068,1,4,39,"Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It's gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So... God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give.",Jim,FALSE
1069,1,4,39,Is Oscar around?,Michael,FALSE
1070,1,4,40,"I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know... 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn't think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so...",Michael,FALSE
1071,1,4,40,"Well, that's what a walk-a-thon is.",Oscar,FALSE
1072,1,4,40,I know...,Michael,FALSE
1073,1,4,40,"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, 'However many dollars per mile.'",Oscar,FALSE
1074,1,4,40,Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um...,Michael,FALSE
1075,1,4,40,I just think it's kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.,Oscar,FALSE
1076,1,4,40,"No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't what I wasn't, that wasn't... No. It-it-it's not about the money. It's just... it... it's the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How's your nephew? Is he in good shape?",Michael,FALSE
1078,1,4,40,How many miles did he do last year?,Michael,FALSE
1079,1,4,40,"Last year, he walked 18 miles.",Oscar,FALSE
1080,1,4,40,Son of a bitch. That is impressive.,Michael,FALSE
1081,1,4,41,Happy Birthday. [gives Meredith her card],Pam,FALSE
1082,1,4,41,Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best.,Michael,FALSE
1083,1,4,41,"Happy Bird-day' Um... 'Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.'",Meredith,FALSE
1084,1,4,41,[under his breath] I don't know about that.,Michael,FALSE
1085,1,4,41,"That was Stanley. 'Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam.'",Meredith,FALSE
1086,1,4,41,"[pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer.",Michael,FALSE
1087,1,4,41,"This is from Michael. 'Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.'",Meredith,FALSE
1088,1,4,41,Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.,Michael,FALSE
1089,1,4,41,"No, I... I get it. It's funny.",Meredith,FALSE
1090,1,4,41,"[laughs] You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, OK, here's a good one. Um... 'Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.' 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?",Michael,FALSE
1091,1,4,41,You're right. You're right. Yes.,Meredith,FALSE
1092,1,4,41,"Divorce. Um... OK, 'Meredith is so old...'",Michael,FALSE
1093,1,4,41,How old is she?,Oscar,FALSE
1094,1,4,41,Everybody? If... could do it? 'Meredith is so old...',Michael,FALSE
1095,1,4,41,How old is she?,Everybody,FALSE
1096,1,4,41,"She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.'",Michael,FALSE
1097,1,4,41,"That wasn't even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don't get mad at me.",Michael,FALSE
1098,1,4,41,"Uh, nice party Michael.",Oscar,FALSE
1099,1,4,41,"This isn't my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers? I think we could have done better than that.",Michael,FALSE
1100,1,4,41,"Phyllis wanted red, I didn't.",Angela,FALSE
1101,1,4,41,"Oh, boy... You...",Phyllis,FALSE
1102,1,4,41,"OK, we... all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are... a group of people... who work together. I was... I really wasn't gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephew's... walkathon. $25.",Michael,FALSE
1103,1,4,41,Per mile.,Oscar,FALSE
1104,1,4,41,"Per mile, yes.",Michael,FALSE
1105,1,4,42,"When I retire, I... don't want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back.",Michael,FALSE
1106,1,4,43,"A check for the kids, and for the team.",Michael,FALSE
1107,1,4,44,"I want it to be like... 'Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?' 'Um, well, I don't, I don't know. It was anonymous.' 'Well, guess what, [whispering] that was Michael Scott.' 'But it was anonymous, how do you know?' 'Because I'm him.'",Michael,FALSE
1108,1,4,45,"Thank you, Michael.",Oscar,FALSE
1109,1,4,45,"Come here. [hugs Oscar and In a low voice] Don't cash that till Friday, OK?",Michael,FALSE
1110,1,4,46,Really? Today?,Toby,FALSE
1112,1,4,46,"Oh, Happy Birthday.",Toby,FALSE
1114,1,4,46,"Yeah, I could say something.",Toby,FALSE
1115,1,4,46,"No, don't. Don't do that.",Ryan,FALSE
1116,1,4,47,"OK, OK. I have something that totally tops the box.",Jim,FALSE
1117,1,4,47,"Oh, tell me, tell me.",Pam,FALSE
1118,1,4,47,OK. I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford and... [Pam starts laughing]... spy on our other branch. No no no.,Jim,FALSE
1119,1,4,47,"But before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover.",Jim,FALSE
1120,1,4,47,[laughing] That's perfect!,Pam,FALSE
1121,1,4,47,If we can get him to drive to Connecticut... and put peroxide in his hair...,Jim,FALSE
1122,1,4,47,[yelling] What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?,Roy,FALSE
1123,1,4,47,"No, no, dude, no.",Jim,FALSE
1124,1,4,47,"Hey, Hey!",Pam,FALSE
1125,1,4,47,"No, dude, no, I was just, listen! Whoa.",Jim,FALSE
1126,1,4,47,Come on.,Pam,FALSE
1127,1,4,47,"God, I don't even, I don't even know how to explain this. Uh, um... Dwight, uh, asked me to be in an alliance. And then um... um... we were... we've just been messing with him. Uh, because of the whole alliance thing. Um...",Jim,FALSE
1128,1,4,47,It's just office pranks.,Pam,FALSE
1129,1,4,47,"It's stupid. It's, it's just office pranks.",Jim,FALSE
1130,1,4,47,[looking at Dwight] An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?,Roy,FALSE
1131,1,4,47,I have absolutely no idea.,Dwight,FALSE
1132,1,4,47,Come on.,Roy,FALSE
1133,1,4,48,"Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That's the game. Convince him we're in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves.",Dwight,FALSE
1134,1,4,48,"[With blonde hair] That's politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson.",Dwight,FALSE
1135,1,4,49,"Good, excellent, and file sharing off and done. Security software, 128-bit encryption, firewalls. Get up, I'll install it on your computer.",Dwight,TRUE
1136,1,4,49,No thanks.,Jim,TRUE
1137,1,4,49,"Pssh, stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I can become you like that. [snaps fingers] But no one can become me.",Dwight,TRUE
1138,1,4,49,"No one wants to be you, Dwight.",Jim,TRUE
1139,1,4,49,"Not true. And if they did, they couldn't because I'm password protected.",Dwight,TRUE
1140,1,4,49,Is your password Frodo?,Jim,TRUE
1141,1,4,49,No. [typing on keyboard],Dwight,TRUE
1142,1,4,49,Did you just change it to Gollum?,Jim,TRUE
1143,1,4,49,No. [typing on keyboard],Dwight,TRUE
1144,1,4,50,"[telephone rings] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please.",Pam,TRUE
1145,1,4,50,"All righty then, well I see you're going for the whole bored supermodel thing. 'Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. May I help you?' [takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette] Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.",Michael,TRUE
1146,1,4,50,I wasn't really going for anything.,Pam,TRUE
1147,1,4,50,"No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, 'Oh, oh-hum.' A beautiful sunset, 'No, I'll catch the next one.' Right? Unicorn walks into the office, 'Oh, do you have an appointment?' [laughs] Okay, look Pam this is not meant as a criticism, but let me tell you what you're doing wrong. You are the voice of this company, right? And when clients call and you're not smiling they can hear that in your voice. It is a real turnoff.",Michael,TRUE
1148,1,4,50,Are you being serious?,Pam,TRUE
1149,1,4,50,"Yes, I am, absolutely. So, the next call we get I'd like you to smile. I'd like to see a big smile.",Michael,TRUE
1151,1,4,50,Okay. [waits for call],Michael,TRUE
1152,1,4,50,No one's calling.,Pam,TRUE
1153,1,4,50,"I know, somebody will. And we'll wait.",Michael,TRUE
1154,1,4,50,Sometimes there's a lot of time between the calls.,Pam,TRUE
1155,1,4,50,"I know, I know, we will wait.",Michael,TRUE
1157,1,4,50,"We will wait for the call and you will smile. Let me try something, just while we're waiting.",Michael,TRUE
1159,1,4,50,"Tell me if I'm smiling or not. [covers face with hands] Hi Pam, how are you? Was I smiling?",Michael,TRUE
1161,1,4,50,"Okay, let me try this one. [covers face with hands] Hi Pam, how are you?",Michael,TRUE
1163,1,4,50,I mean you can tell.,Michael,TRUE
1164,1,4,50,"Yeah, I could tell.",Pam,TRUE
1165,1,4,50,I wasn't smiling that time and they can tell too.,Michael,TRUE
1166,1,4,50,That was a good example.,Pam,TRUE
1167,1,4,50,"Thank you. All right, when we get a call I'll come back and you'll do the smile.",Michael,TRUE
1168,1,4,50,Okay. [telephone rings],Pam,TRUE
1169,1,4,50,Show time! It's show time!,Michael,TRUE
1170,1,4,50,"[smiling] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. One moment I'll transfer you.",Pam,TRUE
1172,1,4,51,"[throwing away a banana, mayonnaise, and a sandwich from the refrigerator, smells the mayonnaise] God. [drinks from the milk carton and puts it back] Mmm.",Dwight,TRUE
1173,1,4,51,"[looks in the refrigerator] Hey Dwight, my tuna sandwich isn't in the refrigerator. You wouldn't know anything about that would you?",Jim,TRUE
1174,1,4,51,It was rotting.,Dwight,TRUE
1175,1,4,51,It was not rotting.,Jim,TRUE
1176,1,4,51,Any employee may dispose a food item...,Dwight,TRUE
1177,1,4,51,"Stop. Dwight, stop.",Jim,TRUE
1178,1,4,51,...that risks contaminating the other food item. Read the official kitchen regulations memo.,Dwight,TRUE
1179,1,4,51,"Dwight, you wrote that memo. Okay, it's not an official memo.",Jim,TRUE
1180,1,4,51,"Uh, uh, not my problem. Okay, this is a paper factory not a bacteria factory.",Dwight,TRUE
1181,1,4,51,"Dwight, it's not a factory at all. Do you have to do what you are doing? [Dwight is tapping each of the bobble heads on his desk and making them bobble]",Jim,TRUE
1182,1,4,51,"Uh, if they don't bobble, what's the point?",Dwight,TRUE
1183,1,4,52,What is this?,Angela,TRUE
1184,1,4,52,My nephew does it every year. Anything you could give would be fantastic.,Oscar,TRUE
1185,1,4,52,"Okay, but I don't want to be put on a mailing list.",Angela,TRUE
1186,1,4,53,We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.,Jim,TRUE
1187,1,4,53,God... Damn it! Why us?,Dwight,TRUE
1188,1,4,53,"Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong. God, it's freezing, I gotta go in. You stay though for like five minutes.",Jim,TRUE
1189,1,4,53,[talking over Jim] Okay.,Dwight,TRUE
1190,1,4,53,You don't want to arouse suspicion.,Jim,TRUE
1191,1,4,53,I'll stay for ten.,Dwight,TRUE
1192,1,4,53,Good. I like it. You know what. Pretend to smoke. [Dwight pretends to smoke],Jim,TRUE
1193,1,4,54,"Do a poem for Meredith's birthday or uh, limerick. Limerick. Um, [knock on door] there was a girl from Dunder Mifflin. Come on in. Who had a big, smifflin.",Michael,TRUE
1194,1,4,54,"Hi, do you mind if I sign the card real quick?",Toby,TRUE
1195,1,4,54,"No, not at all come on in. [Toby signing the birthday card] No, no. You can't. No, red hair is my area. We have it on tape, so...",Michael,TRUE
1196,1,4,54,It's just a birthday card.,Toby,TRUE
1197,1,4,54,"I was going to put that in my message, Toby. All right? So just cross it off. Cross it off, now. [Toby writes on birthday card] What are you doing? Oh come on, you're ruining it. Toby, come on. Just, look at that. That's wrecked. Ass. Get some white out.",Michael,TRUE
1198,1,4,54,There's some right there.,Toby,TRUE
1199,1,4,54,"That's my white out. Get your own white out. Just... what's the matter with you? God. [Toby leaves] Okay, um, there was a girl from Dunder Mifflin. Who had a big, puttifflin. [thinking out loud] Mifflin, spifflin.",Michael,TRUE
1200,1,4,55,"Uh, by the way. Have you heard Dwight say the word immunity, yet? Because if I can get Dwight to say the word immunity, it might be the greatest day of my life.",Jim,TRUE
1203,1,4,56,You wanted to see me?,Dwight,FALSE
1204,1,4,56,"Uh, yeah. What do you know about Meredith?",Michael,FALSE
1205,1,4,56,I don't think she'd be missed.,Dwight,FALSE
1206,1,4,56,"There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.",Michael,FALSE
1207,1,4,56,"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.",Dwight,FALSE
1208,1,4,56,"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.",Michael,FALSE
1209,1,4,56,She had a hysterectomy.,Dwight,FALSE
1210,1,4,56,Which one is that again?,Michael,FALSE
1211,1,4,56,That's where they remove the uterus.,Dwight,FALSE
1212,1,4,56,"Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?",Michael,FALSE
1213,1,4,56,It could be kind of funny.,Dwight,FALSE
1214,1,4,56,"[sighs] Come up with a joke that I can use, okay?",Michael,FALSE
1216,1,4,56,Help me out here.,Michael,FALSE
1217,1,4,56,"Okay. Hey Meredith, where's your uterus?",Dwight,FALSE
1218,1,4,56,"No, not a uterus joke Dwight. Please. Something useable. A joke.",Michael,FALSE
1219,1,4,56,"If I find a joke for you, will you grant me immunity? [cut to Jim holding his hands up like a champion]",Dwight,FALSE
1221,1,4,56,From the downsizing.,Dwight,FALSE
1222,1,4,56,"There's not going to be downsizing, Dwight. You know what, I am on a deadline here and just, okay. Thanks. Thanks for your help. I'm... I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. [Dwight leaves] Thanks for coming in, that's always... Always helpful when I give him a call. Call him in.",Michael,FALSE
1223,1,4,57,"Meredith. Oh, oh man, ah gosh. I can't remember why I came over here. Ha, ha.",Michael,TRUE
1224,1,4,57,I hate that.,Meredith,TRUE
1225,1,4,57,"I know. Ugh, that is so annoying. [makes fart noise] Brain fart. By the way, do you remember any funny interactions we may have had recently that I've forgotten about? Just, you know we bumped into each and you said, 'Brr, brr.' And I went, 'Argh, Argh.' You know? Anything? [shakes her head 'no'] Well, if you think of something, let me know. 'Cause I like to know. 'Cause I'm going crazy.",Michael,TRUE
1226,1,4,58,"Oscar, uh for future reference just think you should know, that you should probably make it clear that your nephew is doing the walkathon and that he doesn't actually have cerebral palsy. Okay.",Michael,TRUE
1227,1,4,58,I never suggested...,Oscar,TRUE
1228,1,4,58,"No, no. I know you didn't intend to, but I just I got the idea and I, uh, I just don't it has a lot of ethical merit to make people think something. You know? And then prey on their emotions.",Michael,TRUE
1229,1,4,58,"Michael, if I gave you...",Oscar,TRUE
1230,1,4,58,"No, hey it's just kinda uncool, okay? I, just... Play fair, you know, play fair.",Michael,TRUE
1231,1,4,58,Thank you.,Oscar,TRUE
1232,1,4,58,Thank you.,Michael,TRUE
1234,1,4,59,"Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.'",Meredith,TRUE
1235,1,4,59,Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.,Michael,TRUE
1236,1,4,59,"No, I...I get it. It's funny.",Meredith,TRUE
1237,1,4,59,"[laughs] You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, Okay, here's a good one. Um...'Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.' 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right?",Michael,TRUE
1238,1,4,59,You're right. You're right. Yes.,Meredith,TRUE
1239,1,4,59,"Divorce. Um... Okay, 'Meredith is so old...'",Michael,TRUE
1240,1,4,59,How old is she?,Oscar,TRUE
1241,1,4,59,If everybody... could do it? 'Meredith is so old...',Michael,TRUE
1242,1,4,59,How old is she?,Everybody,TRUE
1243,1,4,59,"She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.'",Michael,TRUE
1244,1,4,59,[clears throat] What's the difference between Meredith and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson's surgery was unnecessary.,Michael,TRUE
1245,1,4,59,You're talking about my hysterectomy.,Meredith,TRUE
1246,1,4,59,Yes! Thank you. God. She gets it. [laughs] We just picked the best one right? Just had it.,Michael,TRUE
1247,1,4,59,"[whispering] I'm so sorry. [Angela, Phyllis, and Pam all whispering] ... seriously, we're just...",Pam,TRUE
1248,1,4,59,"Um, no, no. Come on. No. Don't comfort... don't comfort her, that's not... She doesn't need comforting. We're just joking around. I think she's... No that's very unprofessional. I think she's being very unprofessional over there.",Michael,TRUE
1249,1,4,60,I'm only going to ask you this once. Are you part of an alliance?,Dwight,TRUE
1251,1,4,60,Well played.,Dwight,TRUE
1252,1,5,1,"[to Jim]: Hey, you ready?",Michael,FALSE
1253,1,5,1,"All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent.",Michael,FALSE
1255,1,5,2,"Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea. Last time I was down there, I noticed they'd put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, 'This might be kinda fun.' And so I started messing around and... I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So... you know, it's really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together.",Michael,FALSE
1256,1,5,3,"Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
1257,1,5,3,"Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.",Dwight,FALSE
1258,1,5,3,"No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.",Michael,FALSE
1259,1,5,3,"Oh, please.",Dwight,FALSE
1260,1,5,3,[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game...,Michael,FALSE
1261,1,5,3,I apologized for that.,Dwight,FALSE
1262,1,5,3,[to Dwight] I vouched for you.,Michael,FALSE
1263,1,5,3,"Michael, I...",Dwight,FALSE
1264,1,5,3,"I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.",Michael,FALSE
1265,1,5,3,I can handle that.,Dwight,FALSE
1266,1,5,3,"Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.",Michael,FALSE
1267,1,5,3,And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.,Dwight,FALSE
1268,1,5,3,Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.,Michael,FALSE
1269,1,5,3,[to camera] Same thing.,Dwight,FALSE
1270,1,5,3,"No, it's not. It's lower, so...",Michael,FALSE
1271,1,5,3,It's close.,Dwight,FALSE
1272,1,5,4,"So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be...Jim.",Dwight,FALSE
1273,1,5,4,"God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?",Jim,FALSE
1274,1,5,4,Keep me out of it.,Phyllis,FALSE
1275,1,5,5,"My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.",Pam,FALSE
1276,1,5,6,"All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.",Michael,FALSE
1277,1,5,6,"Fine, don't worry about that.",Ryan,FALSE
1278,1,5,6,"And here we have 'Mister Roger's Neighborhood.' Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He's temping upstairs.",Michael,FALSE
1279,1,5,6,What's up?,Lonny,FALSE
1280,1,5,6,And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.,Michael,FALSE
1281,1,5,6,It's not my real name.,Darryl,FALSE
1282,1,5,6,"No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.",Michael,FALSE
1283,1,5,6,Darryl Rogers?,Ryan,FALSE
1284,1,5,6,"Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.",Darryl,FALSE
1285,1,5,6,"[laughs] And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs.",Michael,FALSE
1286,1,5,6,"Yeah, yeah.",Ryan,FALSE
1287,1,5,6,"You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job! Rapport!",Michael,FALSE
1288,1,5,7,"[on the phone] No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.",Pam,FALSE
1289,1,5,8,"Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.",Jim,FALSE
1290,1,5,9,"So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on.",Michael,FALSE
1291,1,5,9,We're loading at one.,Darryl,FALSE
1292,1,5,9,"Oh, I see, you're chickening out on me. You're bailing on me.",Michael,FALSE
1293,1,5,9,"No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that's the busy time.",Darryl,FALSE
1294,1,5,9,"Oh, well, I'm glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I'm down here it doesn't seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]",Michael,FALSE
1295,1,5,9,"All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.",Darryl,FALSE
1296,1,5,9,"All right, see you at one.",Michael,FALSE
1297,1,5,10,Are we ready for the game?,Michael,FALSE
1298,1,5,10,[half-heartedly] Yeah.,Everybody,FALSE
1299,1,5,10,"I... yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.",Michael,FALSE
1301,1,5,10,Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.,Michael,FALSE
1302,1,5,10,Just trying to be helpful.,Dwight,FALSE
1303,1,5,10,"Uh, [in a nerdy voice] 'I'll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword.'",Michael,FALSE
1304,1,5,10,That's him.,Jim,FALSE
1305,1,5,10,"OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.",Michael,FALSE
1306,1,5,10,I'm sorry?,Stanley,FALSE
1307,1,5,10,"Um, what do you play? Center?",Michael,FALSE
1308,1,5,10,Why 'of course'?,Stanley,FALSE
1310,1,5,10,What's that supposed to mean?,Stanley,FALSE
1311,1,5,10,"Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.",Michael,FALSE
1312,1,5,10,"Uh, I heard it.",Jim,FALSE
1313,1,5,10,"Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.",Michael,FALSE
1314,1,5,10,I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.,Phyllis,FALSE
1315,1,5,10,"[ignores Phyllis)] Um... Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart.",Michael,FALSE
1316,1,5,10,"But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?",Ryan,FALSE
1319,1,5,10,"Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?",Michael,FALSE
1320,1,5,10,"I can help out, if you need me.",Oscar,FALSE
1321,1,5,10,"I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.",Michael,FALSE
1322,1,5,10,I have a hoop in my driveway.,Kevin,FALSE
1324,1,5,10,I have a sports bra.,Phyllis,FALSE
1325,1,5,10,"No, no, ridiculous.",Michael,FALSE
1326,1,5,10,"Michael, look. [Dwight throws paper at the garbage can]",Dwight,FALSE
1327,1,5,10,"Close. All right, uh... Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
1329,1,5,10,Sorry Phyllis.,Michael,FALSE
1330,1,5,10,Can I be team captain?,Dwight,FALSE
1331,1,5,10,"No, I'm team captain.",Michael,FALSE
1332,1,5,10,Can I be team manager?,Dwight,FALSE
1333,1,5,10,"No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.",Michael,FALSE
1334,1,5,10,Assistant team manager?,Dwight,FALSE
1336,1,5,10,"OK, we'll see who's working this weekend then.",Dwight,FALSE
1337,1,5,10,"Jim, you're in charge of the vacation schedule now.",Michael,FALSE
1338,1,5,10,Oh my God.,Jim,FALSE
1339,1,5,10,Threat neutralized.,Michael,FALSE
1340,1,5,11,[hits Pam in the head with a piece of paper] Off the backboard!,Michael,FALSE
1341,1,5,11,Please don't throw garbage at me.,Pam,FALSE
1342,1,5,11,"Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?",Michael,FALSE
1343,1,5,11,"I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.",Pam,FALSE
1344,1,5,11,"I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and...",Jim,FALSE
1345,1,5,11,"Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.",Michael,FALSE
1346,1,5,11,Maybe Angela would cheerlead.,Pam,FALSE
1347,1,5,11,"Oh, yeah right.",Michael,FALSE
1348,1,5,11,I'll do it.,Phyllis,FALSE
1349,1,5,11,"Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. ... 'Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you're on the team! All right, cool! Very good.",Michael,FALSE
1350,1,5,12,"Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?",Michael,FALSE
1351,1,5,12,Just getting a tea bag.,Darryl,FALSE
1352,1,5,12,"Oh ho, oh, he's running. He's running. He's running, but he can't hide because you know what? One o'clock, you better bring your 'A' game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!",Michael,FALSE
1353,1,5,12,Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.,Darryl,FALSE
1354,1,5,12,"Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I'm gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday.",Michael,FALSE
1355,1,5,12,"No, that's not as much fun. You know what?",Darryl,FALSE
1357,1,5,12,You're on.,Darryl,FALSE
1358,1,5,12,"OK. Cool, you're on. [to Dwight] Don't screw this up.",Michael,FALSE
1359,1,5,13,"[to camera] Classic beginner's mistake, eating before a game.",Michael,FALSE
1360,1,5,14,"Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? [Dwight holds the kit up] How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.",Angela,FALSE
1361,1,5,15,"Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I'm, yeah, I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here.",Jim,FALSE
1362,1,5,16,You coming down?,Jim,FALSE
1363,1,5,16,"Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.",Pam,FALSE
1364,1,5,16,You gonna wish me luck?,Jim,FALSE
1365,1,5,16,"Yeah, you're gonna need it.",Pam,FALSE
1367,1,5,16,Is that trash talk from Pam?,Jim,FALSE
1368,1,5,16,"[laughing] I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.",Pam,FALSE
1370,1,5,16,And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...,Pam,FALSE
1371,1,5,16,"Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.",Jim,FALSE
1372,1,5,16,"Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.",Pam,FALSE
1373,1,5,16,I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.,Jim,FALSE
1374,1,5,17,"Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go! OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke. OK, let's do it.",Michael,FALSE
1375,1,5,17,Have a good game man.,Jim,FALSE
1376,1,5,17,"Yeah, you too. Should be fun.",Roy,FALSE
1377,1,5,17,"All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?",Michael,FALSE
1378,1,5,17,I stretched before I came.,Ryan,FALSE
1380,1,5,18,"OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy.",Michael,FALSE
1381,1,5,18,Really? I thought I'd take Roy.,Jim,FALSE
1382,1,5,18,"Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got... Um...OK, all right, you guys.",Michael,FALSE
1383,1,5,18,"[taking off his shirt] OK, we'll be skins!",Dwight,FALSE
1384,1,5,18,"Aw, come on Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
1385,1,5,18,What? Shirts on or off?,Dwight,FALSE
1386,1,5,18,On. Just put it on.,Michael,FALSE
1387,1,5,18,You sure?,Dwight,FALSE
1388,1,5,18,"Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?",Michael,FALSE
1389,1,5,18,"Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.",Roy,FALSE
1390,1,5,18,"Stanley! What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! [Roy steals the ball, and goes for a lay up] Oh... Here we go! [Lonny shoots and makes it] Who's on him? Somebody get him!",Michael,FALSE
1392,1,5,18,That's what I'm talking about.,Roy,FALSE
1393,1,5,18,"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. [Jim saves the ball from going out of bounds and passes to Michael] Here we go. Three! [Shoots and misses] Let's go to the zone! We're going to zone!",Michael,FALSE
1394,1,5,18,"De-fense! [clap, clap] [Michael joins in] De-fense! [clap clap]",Dwight,FALSE
1395,1,5,18,De-fense! De-fense!,Michael and Dwight,FALSE
1396,1,5,18,[Roy scores] Well done team.,Warehouse worker,FALSE
1397,1,5,18,Who's got Roy? [Jim does a behind the back move around Roy for the basket],Michael,FALSE
1399,1,5,19,"[misses a half court shot] Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. [Dwight scores] Dwight, I was open. All right, let's go.",Michael,FALSE
1400,1,5,20,"[Roy bumps Michael to get around him] OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That's a foul.",Michael,FALSE
1402,1,5,20,"OK, I'll take it. [misses free throw] OK.",Michael,FALSE
1403,1,5,21,"When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, I'm in the zone.",Michael,FALSE
1404,1,5,22,[misses another shot] What is wrong with me today?!,Michael,FALSE
1405,1,5,23,"Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.",Michael,FALSE
1406,1,5,24,"Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! [Michael looks away and misses Jim's pass] Whoa!",Michael,FALSE
1407,1,5,24,My bad.,Jim,FALSE
1408,1,5,24,[scores] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.,Darryl,FALSE
1409,1,5,24,[dancing] Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I'm over there.,Lonny,FALSE
1410,1,5,24,That is cool. Is that like the Robot?,Michael,FALSE
1411,1,5,25,[Ryan scores] Nice! Come here! [gives Ryan a chest bump],Michael,FALSE
1412,1,5,25,"Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.",Ryan,FALSE
1413,1,5,25,You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.,Darryl,FALSE
1414,1,5,25,"All right, let's go.",Roy,FALSE
1415,1,5,26,Watch your back Madge.,Warehouse worker,FALSE
1416,1,5,26,Hey! Come on man!,Madge,FALSE
1417,1,5,26,"Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!",Michael,FALSE
1418,1,5,26,[scores] Yeah! [points to Madge] In your face!,Dwight,FALSE
1419,1,5,26,"Yeah, like that counts.",Madge,FALSE
1420,1,5,26,"You know what? Dwight, Dwight...",Michael,FALSE
1421,1,5,27,"Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It's all downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like... [singing] Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah...",Michael,FALSE
1422,1,5,28,"[singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter...",Michael,FALSE
1423,1,5,28,"[steals the ball, scores, mimics singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.",Roy,FALSE
1424,1,5,28,"All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!",Michael,FALSE
1425,1,5,28,What's going on? What's going on? You're playing like a bunch of girls.,Michael,FALSE
1426,1,5,28,You know what? Let me take Roy.,Jim,FALSE
1427,1,5,28,"All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on.",Michael,FALSE
1428,1,5,29,"Shoot, shoot it. [Roy hits Jim in the mouth with his elbow] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression! Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.",Michael,FALSE
1429,1,5,30,"Block, block, block!",Darryl,FALSE
1430,1,5,30,He's afraid of you now.,Madge,FALSE
1431,1,5,30,"[Jim makes a shot after pushing off Roy] Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?",Michael,FALSE
1432,1,5,31,[Jim pushes Roy to the ground and makes another shot] Yes!,Michael,FALSE
1433,1,5,31,What the hell man?,Roy,FALSE
1434,1,5,31,Take it easy.,Jim,FALSE
1435,1,5,31,"No, you take it easy.",Roy,FALSE
1436,1,5,32,"[Darryl scores] Watch the long passes, you guys!",Michael,FALSE
1437,1,5,33,"[Dwight steals the ball from Ryan] Same team, Dwight.",Ryan,FALSE
1439,1,5,33,[scores] Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
1440,1,5,34,"[Phyllis scores] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what's the score?",Michael,FALSE
1441,1,5,34,You're ahead.,Angela,FALSE
1442,1,5,34,"Yeah, baby, here we go!",Michael,FALSE
1443,1,5,34,[Jim has the ball] Jim! Jim! Right here! [runs into the elbow of the guy guarding him] Ow! God! Hold it!,Michael,FALSE
1444,1,5,34,I'm sorry.,Worker,FALSE
1445,1,5,34,Foul! Foul!,Michael,FALSE
1446,1,5,34,I'm sorry. You all right?,Worker,FALSE
1447,1,5,34,"Oh, that hurts.",Michael,FALSE
1448,1,5,34,"Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.",Worker,FALSE
1449,1,5,34,"What's your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?",Michael,FALSE
1450,1,5,34,Take your shot man!,Darryl,FALSE
1451,1,5,34,"No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there.",Michael,FALSE
1452,1,5,34,No it wasn't.,Worker,FALSE
1453,1,5,34,"[mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I'm just being fair.",Michael,FALSE
1454,1,5,34,"Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up...",Worker,FALSE
1455,1,5,34,"Game over. Game over. That is it! I'm sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that's just... we're having a friendly game. It's a shame. This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.",Michael,FALSE
1456,1,5,34,This is a cold pack...,Angela,FALSE
1457,1,5,34,"Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag. [bag explodes]",Dwight,FALSE
1458,1,5,34,Thanks Dwight.,Michael,FALSE
1459,1,5,34,"Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What's going on?",Lonny,FALSE
1460,1,5,34,"Well, let's just say whoever was ahead won.",Michael,FALSE
1461,1,5,34,That was you.,Darryl,FALSE
1462,1,5,34,"It was us? Really? I didn't, I didn't know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face.",Michael,FALSE
1463,1,5,34,"No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.",Roy,FALSE
1464,1,5,34,"Yeah, this isn't happening.",Darryl,FALSE
1465,1,5,34,"Um... well, you guys, you know, I'm the boss so...",Michael,FALSE
1466,1,5,34,"So what's that? We're coming in on Monday, right?",Lonny,FALSE
1467,1,5,34,"Hey, hey...",Michael,FALSE
1469,1,5,34,"[laughing] You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would've been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed it was even that close though. So... nah, of course, we're coming in Saturday. Good game. Word.",Michael,FALSE
1470,1,5,35,"[to Pam] I talked to the scout, it looks good.",Jim,FALSE
1472,1,5,35,I didn't sign anything.,Jim,FALSE
1473,1,5,35,Hey baby.,Roy,FALSE
1475,1,5,35,[to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.,Roy,FALSE
1476,1,5,35,"Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? [to Roy] Let's get you into a tub.",Pam,FALSE
1477,1,5,35,Yeah? Let's get you into a tub.,Roy,FALSE
1478,1,5,36,"Hey, what a game, huh? What a game.",Michael,FALSE
1479,1,5,36,What time do we have to come in?,Oscar,FALSE
1480,1,5,36,"Come on. Let's not be gloomy here man. We're all in this together. We're a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.",Michael,FALSE
1481,1,5,37,The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead.,Michael,FALSE
1482,1,5,38,"[slams palms on desk] Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.",Michael,TRUE
1483,1,5,38,New pants?,Pam,TRUE
1484,1,5,38,"Uh, yes. Thank you for noticing.",Michael,TRUE
1485,1,5,38,Abercrombie & Fitch?,Pam,TRUE
1486,1,5,38,"Uh, they look that good? Wow. [Mike Myers voice] Oh, Pam please behave. Mike Myers, genius. Um, no actually I got them at a fancier place. Target.",Michael,TRUE
1487,1,5,38,"Michael, could I talk to you for a second, please?",Dwight,TRUE
1489,1,5,38,In your office? [in Michael's office] You know that is why you have an assistant regional manager.,Dwight,TRUE
1490,1,5,38,"Yes, yes. Assistant to the regional manager.",Michael,TRUE
1491,1,5,38,[to camera] Same thing.,Dwight,TRUE
1492,1,5,38,"No, it's not. It's lower.",Michael,TRUE
1493,1,5,38,It's close.,Dwight,TRUE
1494,1,5,38,What was that?,Michael,TRUE
1496,1,5,38,That look?,Michael,TRUE
1497,1,5,38,What look?,Dwight,TRUE
1498,1,5,38,"Like trying to find the camera, to give the camera a look. Okay, we're done. Is that your stomach? I keep hearing somebody's stomach. [whispers] God.",Michael,TRUE
1499,1,5,39,"So, you uh, see the Sixers game last night?",Michael,TRUE
1501,1,5,39,[howls like a wolf] Oww whoo whoo! The Answer was on fire!,Michael,TRUE
1502,1,5,39,"Iverson. Yeah, always man. It's very important.",Darryl,TRUE
1503,1,5,39,"Oh, man! Man I tell ya. Iverson has maybe got me beat by like 20 pounds, 3 inches. [makes 'pop' noise with his mouth]",Michael,TRUE
1504,1,5,39,What? Iverson's not fat.,Roy,TRUE
1505,1,5,39,"No, neither am I. We both look good.",Michael,TRUE
1506,1,5,40,"Do I have a nickname on the court, um? Well, The Answer would be nice, but it's taken. So, uh, probably The Question. The Answer dishes to The Question. The Question back to The Answer. Answer over to The Question. The Answer, whew, [makes shooting motion] three points. The Question, whew, whew, [makes shooting motion] six points. Nothing but net. Question, who's the best player in the league? Answer, The Question. Or the Drunkmeister.",Michael,FALSE
1507,1,5,41,I can't work Saturday.,Kevin,TRUE
1508,1,5,41,"Please, have a seat. [Kevin sits down] Okay, why not?",Dwight,TRUE
1509,1,5,41,I'm in a band.,Kevin,TRUE
1510,1,5,41,Marching or garage?,Dwight,TRUE
1511,1,5,41,It's a Steve Miller Tribute Band.,Kevin,TRUE
1512,1,5,41,I tell you what. You give me a tape of your band and a tape of the Steve Miller Band and I'll get back to you. That is all.,Dwight,TRUE
1513,1,5,42,[on the phone] Mello.,Todd Packer,TRUE
1514,1,5,42,Packer. Pac-man.,Michael,TRUE
1515,1,5,42,Whoa. Hey.,Packer,TRUE
1516,1,5,42,Pac-man [imitating the noises of the video game Pac-man eating dots],Michael,TRUE
1517,1,5,42,"[on the phone] Is this Michael Scott? My secret lover. My intercom, I told you never to call me here. Never! [Michael's laughing]",Todd Packer,TRUE
1518,1,5,42,"I'm not your lover! I'm am not Michael Scott, I am Dr. Bergerstein. Your proctologist.",Michael,TRUE
1519,1,5,42,[on the phone] Bergerstein!,Todd Packer,TRUE
1520,1,5,42,"Ah, yes. Ah. [laughs]",Michael,TRUE
1521,1,5,42,[on the phone] Bergerstein!,Todd Packer,TRUE
1522,1,5,42,"It's not a Jewish joke, so don't worry.",Michael,TRUE
1523,1,5,42,[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!,Todd Packer,TRUE
1524,1,5,42,"[clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You know what I just wanted to remind you about the game today. One 'o clock. Big game, big game.",Michael,TRUE
1525,1,5,42,[sounds sick on the phone] I can't make it.,Todd Packer,TRUE
1526,1,5,42,"Mmm. No, you said you could man. We're counting on ya. You know you're playing point guard.",Michael,TRUE
1527,1,5,42,[on the phone] I... I'm not coming.,Todd Packer,TRUE
1528,1,5,42,"No. Hey... I mean, although it's just for fun, you know we want... I was counting on you man.",Michael,TRUE
1529,1,5,42,"[on the phone] Oh, God! Stop whining. You know, you only come to the pick up game once a year. You little bitch. [Michael picks up phone, takes it off speakerphone] All right, yup. Hey, okay. No problem, you know, best you can do. Hey, you know. Hey, nice talking to you too. All right take care. [sighs] Michael Scoot. That's funny. He's a good friend.",Todd Packer,TRUE
1530,1,5,43,[eating Tootsie Rolls from Angela's candy on her desk] Mmm. Good. Mmm.,Dwight,TRUE
1531,1,5,43,They're one per person. [points to sign 'Please take one!!],Angela,TRUE
1532,1,5,43,"Would you like to have a vacation this year? That's what I thought. [continues eating Tootsie Rolls] Mmm, delicious.",Dwight,TRUE
1533,1,5,44,"Well, I though we were saving money for the wedding, but apparently Roy thought it was more important to buy two WaveRunners. I don't really ever get to use the other WaveRunner that's supposed to be mine because his brother uses it and they race.",Pam,TRUE
1534,1,5,45,"Jim, you're the new schedule guy, huh?",Dwight,TRUE
1535,1,5,45,"I'm trying, yup.",Jim,TRUE
1536,1,5,45,"Yeah, I hear that. You know what? This little baby might come in handy.",Dwight,TRUE
1537,1,5,45,"Great, thanks.",Jim,TRUE
1538,1,5,45,On one condition. You...,Dwight,TRUE
1539,1,5,45,Forget it. It's just a dry erase board.,Jim,TRUE
1540,1,5,45,"Oh, no it's not. Okay, check it out.",Dwight,TRUE
1541,1,5,45,"Okay, that's insanely complicated and the first thing I'm going to do is erase it.",Jim,TRUE
1542,1,5,45,"No, you're not because I spent hours on it.",Dwight,TRUE
1543,1,5,45,"Well, then keep it.",Jim,TRUE
1544,1,5,45,"Okay, I will. Okay, fine. You'll be back.",Dwight,TRUE
1545,1,5,46,"[misses a free throw badly] I... I think you can play. Like you could when you were a kid. I think you can never give up the play. Because if people stop playing, then they stop living. It's like a shark. If a shark stops playing he stops living. And sharks are very playful creatures.",Michael,TRUE
1546,1,5,47,"[Dwight holds the first aid kit up] I'm the safety officer, not you.",Angela,TRUE
1547,1,5,47,"Isn't that crazy? I'm a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Lackawanna County says that it's okay for me to perform CPR, but for Michael my lips aren't qualified enough for his perfect little face. It's nuts.",Dwight,TRUE
1548,1,5,47,Is that really necessary?,Angela,TRUE
1549,1,5,47,[wearing a face guard] I've almost had my nose broken a dozen times.,Dwight,TRUE
1550,1,5,48,"You know what. I think most basketball movies are great movies. Because it's a great subject. There's one about a little kid who, um, joins a professional basketball team and he's really, really good and he can dunk and he's like 3 feet tall. And he can dunk the ball. That, oh, I love that movie. That movie kind of, that movie makes me cry. I don't like to cry on camera, but that movie makes me cry. Um, because it touches a cord in me about hoops. [Michael's free throw is really short] Short, short, short! And basketball is like jazz, you know. To like pertipify it there's a jazz musician, a guy, you know... if you know jazz you know who I mean. He's uh, God what was his name? Um, he plays one of those curly horns, like those really shiny curly horns that's used in jazz a lot.",Michael,TRUE
1551,1,5,49,[back to the basketball game] Let's go Lonny.,Warehouse Worker,FALSE
1552,1,5,49,"[Michael steals the ball] Yeah, Michael. Go Michael. [makes shot]",Jim,FALSE
1554,1,5,50,"Birdie. He's not the guy with the cheeks. Kenny G. Is... if you knew jazz, you'd know who I mean. Kenny G. God. Glad I remembered that. Jazz people know who he is.",Michael,FALSE
1555,1,5,51,"[back to the basketball game] Dwight, pass it to Jim! Pass it to Ryan!",Michael,TRUE
1556,1,5,51,"Oh, my ankle!",Stanley,TRUE
1557,1,5,51,"Stanley, gotta play hurt.",Michael,TRUE
1558,1,5,51,"Oh, actually no I don't Michael.",Stanley,TRUE
1559,1,5,51,"I just want you know, you've been a big disappointment to me today, okay.",Michael,TRUE
1560,1,5,51,[in pain] Oh. Go away.,Stanley,TRUE
1561,1,5,51,"I'm in. I'm in. Here we go. [Lonny gets around Michael to score and he ends up in front of Phyllis] Zone, Phyllis! We're playing zone!",Michael,TRUE
1562,1,5,53,[Michael hits a half court shot] Ah! [clapping],Everybody,TRUE
1563,1,5,53,Yes! Yes! All right. We got game!,Michael,TRUE
1564,1,6,1,Are you listening to me Michael?,Jan,FALSE
1566,1,6,1,What did I just say?,Jan,FALSE
1567,1,6,1,"You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said...",Michael,FALSE
1568,1,6,1,Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.,Jan,FALSE
1569,1,6,1,"Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!",Michael,FALSE
1570,1,6,1,I'm not going to do that Michael.,Jan,FALSE
1572,1,6,1,We've created an incentive program to increase sales.,Jan,FALSE
1573,1,6,1,"Uh, huh.",Michael,FALSE
1574,1,6,1,At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.,Jan,FALSE
1575,1,6,1,"Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?",Michael,FALSE
1576,1,6,1,"Uh, yes. Yes you can.",Jan,FALSE
1577,1,6,1,"Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that've been promoted to...",Michael,FALSE
1578,1,6,1,"No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize.",Jan,FALSE
1579,1,6,1,I didn't mean me!,Michael,FALSE
1580,1,6,2,"Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else.",Michael,FALSE
1582,1,6,2,It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing.,Michael,FALSE
1584,1,6,2,"Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid.",Michael,FALSE
1585,1,6,2,"Uh, Michael?",Pam,FALSE
1587,1,6,2,"Hey, there's a...",Pam,FALSE
1588,1,6,2,Burger with cheese!,Michael,FALSE
1589,1,6,2,There's a person here...,Pam,FALSE
1590,1,6,2,And fries!,Michael,FALSE
1592,1,6,2,And shake! What? Go ahead.,Michael,FALSE
1593,1,6,2,There's a person here who wants to sell handbags.,Pam,FALSE
1594,1,6,2,"No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.",Michael,FALSE
1595,1,6,2,"Okay, I told her you'd talk to her.",Pam,FALSE
1596,1,6,2,"Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away.",Michael,FALSE
1598,1,6,2,"[exhales loudly, looks out window and sees Katy] Oooh, alright I'll talk to her.",Michael,FALSE
1599,1,6,3,This one is hand embroidered.,Katy,FALSE
1600,1,6,3,"All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.",Michael,FALSE
1601,1,6,3,Cocks in the henhouse.,Dwight,FALSE
1602,1,6,3,"Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?",Michael,FALSE
1604,1,6,3,"Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0.",Michael,FALSE
1605,1,6,3,"Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm against violence in the workplace.",Michael,FALSE
1606,1,6,3,So am I.,Dwight,FALSE
1607,1,6,3,Nobody cares what you think.,Michael,FALSE
1608,1,6,3,Doesn't matter.,Dwight,FALSE
1609,1,6,3,"So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day.",Michael,FALSE
1610,1,6,3,"Wow, thanks.",Katy,FALSE
1611,1,6,3,There's an HR meeting in there at 11:30.,Pam,FALSE
1612,1,6,3,"Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman.",Michael,FALSE
1613,1,6,4,"I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating.",Michael,FALSE
1614,1,6,5,"This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. [knocks on wall] used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be.",Michael,FALSE
1615,1,6,5,"So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here.",Michael,FALSE
1616,1,6,5,I guess a cup of coffee would be great.,Katy,FALSE
1617,1,6,5,"Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks.",Michael,FALSE
1619,1,6,5,"It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here.",Michael,FALSE
1620,1,6,5,Regular coffee is fine.,Katy,FALSE
1621,1,6,5,"Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb",Michael,FALSE
1622,1,6,5,No really it is.,Katy,FALSE
1623,1,6,5,"No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day. So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?",Michael,FALSE
1624,1,6,5,Bring it on.,Katy,FALSE
1625,1,6,5,"Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right.",Michael,FALSE
1626,1,6,6,So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around?,Kevin,FALSE
1628,1,6,6,She's prettier than you though.,Kevin,FALSE
1629,1,6,6,"That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin.",Pam,FALSE
1631,1,6,7,So do you like the periwinkle and the purples?,Katy,FALSE
1632,1,6,8,"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.",Dwight,FALSE
1633,1,6,9,[handing Katy a mug of coffee] There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe.,Michael,FALSE
1634,1,6,9,Thank you.,Katy,FALSE
1635,1,6,9,"I have an idea. Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?",Michael,FALSE
1636,1,6,9,"Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um...",Katy,FALSE
1637,1,6,9,"Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?",Michael,FALSE
1638,1,6,9,I'm installing File Share on all the computers.,Ryan,FALSE
1639,1,6,9,"Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right?",Michael,FALSE
1640,1,6,10,"You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy.",Michael,FALSE
1641,1,6,10,I'm on the phone.,Oscar,FALSE
1642,1,6,10,Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that.,Michael,FALSE
1643,1,6,10,That was on Sesame Street.,Katy,FALSE
1644,1,6,10,I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?,Michael,FALSE
1645,1,6,10,"No, I don't believe that.",Katy,FALSE
1646,1,6,10,"I know, it's unbelievable.",Michael,FALSE
1647,1,6,11,"It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with.",Pam,FALSE
1648,1,6,12,"Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby.",Michael,FALSE
1650,1,6,12,"Hi, nice to meet you.",Toby,FALSE
1651,1,6,12,"Toby, Katy.",Michael,FALSE
1652,1,6,12,"Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara?",Toby,FALSE
1654,1,6,12,"Yeah, me too.",Toby,FALSE
1655,1,6,12,Cool. What year were you there?,Katy,FALSE
1657,1,6,12,"Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right?",Michael,FALSE
1659,1,6,12,"You and your wife, and you have kids.",Michael,FALSE
1660,1,6,12,A girl.,Toby,FALSE
1661,1,6,12,Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too?,Michael,FALSE
1662,1,6,12,[looks resigned],Toby,FALSE
1663,1,6,12,I should probably get back to my table.,Katy,FALSE
1664,1,6,12,"Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. [looks at picture on Toby's desk] Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work.",Michael,FALSE
1665,1,6,13,"I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule: Just do it. Nike.",Michael,FALSE
1666,1,6,14,"Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?",Roy,FALSE
1667,1,6,14,"Cute, sure, yeah.",Jim,FALSE
1668,1,6,14,Why don't you get on that?,Roy,FALSE
1669,1,6,14,She's not really my type.,Jim,FALSE
1670,1,6,14,What are you gay?,Roy,FALSE
1671,1,6,14,"Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope.",Jim,FALSE
1672,1,6,14,What is your type?,Kevin,FALSE
1673,1,6,14,"[glances at Pam] Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really.",Jim,FALSE
1674,1,6,14,That's disgusting.,Roy,FALSE
1675,1,6,14,Stay away from my mom.,Kevin,FALSE
1676,1,6,14,"Too late, Kev.",Jim,FALSE
1677,1,6,14,"[Katy walks through breakroom] Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.",Roy,FALSE
1678,1,6,14,"We're not dating, we're engaged.",Pam,FALSE
1679,1,6,14,"Engaged, yeah.",Roy,FALSE
1680,1,6,15,"Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems.",Jim,FALSE
1681,1,6,16,She'd be perfect for you.,Jim,FALSE
1682,1,6,16,Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot.,Dwight,FALSE
1683,1,6,16,"So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager.",Jim,FALSE
1684,1,6,16,Assistant to the Regional Manager.,Dwight,FALSE
1685,1,6,16,"Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss.",Jim,FALSE
1686,1,6,16,That's true.,Dwight,FALSE
1687,1,6,16,"Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there.",Jim,FALSE
1688,1,6,16,True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name.,Dwight,FALSE
1689,1,6,16,It's all gold.,Jim,FALSE
1690,1,6,17,"Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions.",Katy,FALSE
1691,1,6,18,"Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back.",Jim,FALSE
1692,1,6,18,What's that?,Dwight,FALSE
1693,1,6,18,You buy a purse.,Jim,FALSE
1694,1,6,18,I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls.,Dwight,FALSE
1695,1,6,18,"Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?",Jim,FALSE
1697,1,6,18,"Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them.",Jim,FALSE
1698,1,6,18,Like those?,Dwight,FALSE
1699,1,6,18,"Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her.",Jim,FALSE
1700,1,6,18,"Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going...",Dwight,FALSE
1701,1,6,18,No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go.,Jim,FALSE
1702,1,6,19,"Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.",Jim,FALSE
1704,1,6,19,"[mimicing Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?",Jim,FALSE
1705,1,6,19,"[mimicing Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.",Pam,FALSE
1706,1,6,19,"Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.",Jim,FALSE
1708,1,6,19,Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all.,Jim,FALSE
1710,1,6,19,"I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?",Jim,FALSE
1711,1,6,19,"Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.",Pam,FALSE
1712,1,6,19,"[whispering] Here he comes, shhh...",Jim,FALSE
1713,1,6,19,[gives Dwight a thumbs-up - mouths the word] Good.,Jim,FALSE
1714,1,6,19,[smiles in agreement],Pam,FALSE
1715,1,6,19,He did pick a good one.,Jim,FALSE
1716,1,6,19,You're horrible.,Pam,FALSE
1717,1,6,20,This one's really good for a hot date.,Katy,FALSE
1718,1,6,20,"Yeah, what's that?",Pam,FALSE
1720,1,6,20,I'm engaged. So...,Pam,FALSE
1721,1,6,20,Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone.,Katy,FALSE
1722,1,6,20,"I wished, right?",Pam,FALSE
1723,1,6,20,"Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? [to Katy] So how's that uh, coffee from earlier?",Michael,FALSE
1725,1,6,20,"Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?",Michael,FALSE
1726,1,6,20,[whispers] Sorry.,Katy,FALSE
1728,1,6,20,[to Pam] Come back...,Katy,FALSE
1729,1,6,20,"Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.",Michael,FALSE
1730,1,6,20,Is that from Starbucks?,Katy,FALSE
1731,1,6,20,Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.,Michael,FALSE
1732,1,6,20,Wow. Is that for the office?,Katy,FALSE
1733,1,6,20,"Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you!",Michael,FALSE
1734,1,6,20,I wouldn't think of it.,Katy,FALSE
1735,1,6,21,"Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!",Michael,FALSE
1736,1,6,22,"[Katy reading text message on her phone] Oh the rotating um, steam wand. [Katy looks annoyed] What? What's the matter?",Michael,FALSE
1737,1,6,22,"Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me.",Katy,FALSE
1738,1,6,22,"Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...?",Michael,FALSE
1739,1,6,22,"Oh no, it's um...",Katy,FALSE
1740,1,6,22,Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride.,Michael,FALSE
1742,1,6,22,"Seriously. No, really.",Michael,FALSE
1743,1,6,22,No. I really don't want to inconvenience you.,Katy,FALSE
1744,1,6,22,"God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp.",Michael,FALSE
1745,1,6,22,At five?,Katy,FALSE
1746,1,6,22,"I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves.",Michael,FALSE
1749,1,6,22,"Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay.",Katy,FALSE
1750,1,6,22,Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home.,Michael,FALSE
1751,1,6,22,Okay. Cool.,Katy,FALSE
1754,1,6,22,"Great. Cool. Cool. [takes deep breath - looks at camera] Yeah, okay.",Michael,FALSE
1755,1,6,23,I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So..,Michael,FALSE
1756,1,6,23,It's actually better this way.,Dwight,FALSE
1757,1,6,23,No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto---,Michael,FALSE
1758,1,6,23,Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because...,Dwight,FALSE
1759,1,6,23,"No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not.",Michael,FALSE
1760,1,6,23,"Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much.",Dwight,FALSE
1761,1,6,23,But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later.,Michael,FALSE
1763,1,6,23,She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home.,Michael,FALSE
1764,1,6,23,Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?,Dwight,FALSE
1765,1,6,23,"Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot...",Michael,FALSE
1766,1,6,23,"Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?",Dwight,FALSE
1767,1,6,23,No. I cannot promise you that.,Michael,FALSE
1768,1,6,23,"You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me?",Dwight,FALSE
1769,1,6,23,"Listen, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
1770,1,6,23,Do you love her?,Dwight,FALSE
1771,1,6,23,"[laughs] Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away]",Michael,FALSE
1772,1,6,24,"I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that.",Katy,FALSE
1775,1,6,24,"Oh, thank you.",Katy,FALSE
1776,1,6,24,You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm.,Michael,FALSE
1777,1,6,24,Is that from the machine that was in your office?,Stanley,FALSE
1779,1,6,24,I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.,Stanley,FALSE
1780,1,6,24,Very easy to clean.,Michael,FALSE
1781,1,6,24,"Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right? [laughs]",Michael,FALSE
1782,1,6,25,Did we get any mail?,Michael,FALSE
1783,1,6,25,"Yeah, I gave it to you.",Pam,FALSE
1784,1,6,25,"Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and...",Michael,FALSE
1785,1,6,25,"So, can I..? [points to the door]",Pam,FALSE
1786,1,6,25,"Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?",Michael,FALSE
1787,1,6,26,A futon?,Jim,FALSE
1789,1,6,26,He's a grown man,Jim,FALSE
1790,1,6,26,That's what he said.,Pam,FALSE
1791,1,6,26,"That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. [Jim sees Roy and trails off]",Jim,FALSE
1792,1,6,26,What's up?,Roy,FALSE
1793,1,6,26,[not looking at Roy] Hi.,Pam,FALSE
1794,1,6,26,Are you still mad at me?,Roy,FALSE
1796,1,6,26,Come on [begins to tickle Pam],Roy,FALSE
1797,1,6,26,Cut it out.,Pam,FALSE
1798,1,6,26,"Come on, you mad at me?",Roy,FALSE
1799,1,6,26,Stop it. [laughing],Pam,FALSE
1800,1,6,26,Are you still mad at me now?,Roy,FALSE
1801,1,6,26,[giggling] Cut it out.,Pam,FALSE
1802,1,6,26,Are you mad at me now?,Roy,FALSE
1803,1,6,26,Stop. [giggling],Pam,FALSE
1804,1,6,26,"Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding.",Roy,FALSE
1805,1,6,26,"[breathless] Stop, I can't breathe.",Pam,FALSE
1806,1,6,26,I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't...,Roy,FALSE
1807,1,6,27,Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone.,Pam,FALSE
1808,1,6,28,You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?,Katy,FALSE
1809,1,6,28,I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping.,Angela,FALSE
1810,1,6,28,"Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality.",Katy,FALSE
1811,1,6,28,"Yeah, uh no.",Angela,FALSE
1812,1,6,28,"Hey, how's it going? Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private?",Dwight,FALSE
1813,1,6,28,I don't think so I'm really busy.,Katy,FALSE
1814,1,6,28,It will just take a second.,Dwight,FALSE
1815,1,6,28,I can't.,Katy,FALSE
1816,1,6,28,Just for a minute.,Dwight,FALSE
1817,1,6,28,I really can't.,Katy,FALSE
1818,1,6,28,Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date.,Dwight,FALSE
1820,1,6,28,"Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?",Dwight,FALSE
1822,1,6,28,What colors do you like?,Katy,FALSE
1823,1,6,28,Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal.,Angela,FALSE
1826,1,6,29,Would you like to help me with a special project?,Michael,FALSE
1827,1,6,29,I would love to.,Ryan,FALSE
1829,1,6,30,"[in Michael's car] Okay, just throw out all the empties.",Michael,FALSE
1830,1,6,30,You don't want to recycle them?,Ryan,FALSE
1831,1,6,30,"Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin.",Michael,FALSE
1832,1,6,30,Do you want this? [holding a full bottle of water],Ryan,FALSE
1834,1,6,30,What about this bottle of power drink?,Ryan,FALSE
1835,1,6,30,"Uh, what flavor?",Michael,FALSE
1837,1,6,30,Blue's not a flavor.,Michael,FALSE
1838,1,6,30,It says flavor: Blue Blast.,Ryan,FALSE
1839,1,6,30,"Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you.",Michael,FALSE
1842,1,6,31,"I'm Jim, by the way.",Jim,FALSE
1843,1,6,31,I'm Katy.,Katy,FALSE
1844,1,6,31,"Hi Katy, nice to meet you.",Jim,FALSE
1845,1,6,31,"You sit out there, don't you?",Katy,FALSE
1846,1,6,31,"I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses.",Jim,FALSE
1847,1,6,31,"Okay, um...",Katy,FALSE
1848,1,6,31,"Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn.",Jim,FALSE
1849,1,6,31,Okay. [laughs],Katy,FALSE
1850,1,6,31,"Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can...",Jim,FALSE
1852,1,6,32,"What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir.",Michael,FALSE
1853,1,6,32,"No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.",Ryan,FALSE
1854,1,6,32,"No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.",Michael,FALSE
1855,1,6,32,"Well, it's empty.",Ryan,FALSE
1856,1,6,32,"Not it's not, there's some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out.",Michael,FALSE
1857,1,6,32,Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?,Ryan,FALSE
1858,1,6,32,"That's over several months, Ryan.",Michael,FALSE
1859,1,6,32,[Under his breath] Still.,Ryan,FALSE
1860,1,6,33,What's up?,Jim,FALSE
1861,1,6,33,I'm bored.,Pam,FALSE
1862,1,6,33,Thank you for choosing me.,Jim,FALSE
1863,1,6,33,"No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?",Pam,FALSE
1864,1,6,33,"Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy.",Jim,FALSE
1867,1,6,33,What are you guys going to do?,Pam,FALSE
1868,1,6,33,"Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos.",Jim,FALSE
1869,1,6,33,That's great.,Pam,FALSE
1870,1,6,33,And stuff... yeah.,Jim,FALSE
1871,1,6,33,That's cool.,Pam,FALSE
1872,1,6,33,What are you doing?,Jim,FALSE
1873,1,6,33,"I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move.",Pam,FALSE
1875,1,6,33,Cause Roy's got a truck.,Pam,FALSE
1876,1,6,33,That's cool.,Jim,FALSE
1877,1,6,33,"Uh, huh. Yes.",Pam,FALSE
1878,1,6,33,"That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right?",Jim,FALSE
1881,1,6,33,"Okay, I'm gonna head back.",Pam,FALSE
1883,1,6,34,"I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. [laughs] I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know.",Michael,FALSE
1884,1,6,35,Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem.,Michael,FALSE
1885,1,6,35,"Goodnight, it was nice nice to meet some of you.",Katy,FALSE
1886,1,6,35,"See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim.",Michael,FALSE
1887,1,6,35,"Goodnight, Michael.",Jim,FALSE
1888,1,6,35,Where you going?,Michael,FALSE
1889,1,6,35,"I don't know. Grab a drink, I think?",Jim,FALSE
1890,1,6,35,With us?,Michael,FALSE
1891,1,6,35,"I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook.",Katy,FALSE
1892,1,6,35,"Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool.",Michael,FALSE
1893,1,6,35,I got this. [taking Katy's bag from Michael],Jim,FALSE
1894,1,6,35,"Alright, have fun.",Michael,FALSE
1896,1,6,35,I got it.,Jim,FALSE
1897,1,6,35,Don't drink and drive.,Michael,FALSE
1898,1,6,35,Take it easy.,Michael,FALSE
1899,1,6,35,Have a good night.,Jim,FALSE
1900,1,6,35,"You too, have a good night.",Michael,FALSE
1901,1,6,35,You got that?,Katy,FALSE
1902,1,6,35,"Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter.",Jim,FALSE
1903,1,6,35,Good. Here. Squeeze it inside.,Katy,FALSE
1904,1,6,35,"Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay?",Jim,FALSE
1906,1,6,35,"This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay.",Jim,FALSE
1907,1,6,35,It's a... it's a very nice car.,Katy,FALSE
1908,1,6,35,You're not going to freak out?,Jim,FALSE
1909,1,6,36,"Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.",Michael,FALSE
1910,1,6,37,"The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents. She's also a survivor of monster rape.",Dwight,TRUE
1911,1,6,38,This is really well made. Good stitching. Excellent fabric. [shakes the purse from side to side by it's handle] You sell a lot of these?,Dwight,TRUE
1912,1,6,38,"It's very popular, yeah.",Katy,TRUE
1913,1,6,38,I knew it. Is it waterproof?,Dwight,TRUE
1914,1,6,38,I'm not sure. It's faux snakeskin.,Katy,TRUE
1915,1,6,38,"Snakes are waterproof. So, I'm betting that it's waterproof. Do you know the difference between a snake and an eel?",Dwight,TRUE
1917,1,6,38,Cause I could look it up real easily.,Dwight,TRUE
1918,1,6,38,"You're really into reptiles, huh?",Katy,TRUE
1919,1,6,38,My belt's made out of alligator. Check it out. [lifts shirt],Dwight,TRUE
1920,1,6,38,"Oh, um, it's okay.",Katy,TRUE
1921,1,6,38,"Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants.",Michael,TRUE
1922,1,6,38,I was just showing her my belt.,Dwight,TRUE
1923,1,6,38,"Well, don't do that. Where are your glasses?",Michael,TRUE
1925,1,6,38,He wears glasses. Did you know that?,Michael,TRUE
1926,1,6,38,Not all the time.,Dwight,TRUE
1927,1,6,38,"Well, now suddenly he can see. [laughs] Okay, take off. See ya. Bye-bye. [gives coffee to Katy] There you go steaming hot cup of joe.",Michael,TRUE
1928,1,6,38,Thank you.,Katy,TRUE
1929,1,6,38,"Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there. [laughs]",Michael,TRUE
1930,1,6,38,"Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions.",Katy,TRUE
1931,1,6,38,"Yeah, yeah he is the worst.",Michael,TRUE
1932,1,6,39,"What's the um, saying, 'once their laughing they're... that's... Once they're laughing that's 50 percent of them being horizontal. So, not that I'm just... Not that that's my... that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice, melts... Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts.",Michael,TRUE
1933,1,6,40,"Thank you, Al Gore... for the Internet. Can send messages from one side the global to the other in the blink of an eye. Can you believe we couldn't do that ten years ago?",Michael,TRUE
1934,1,6,40,We could do that ten years ago.,Katy,TRUE
1935,1,6,40,"Right, but 20 years ago we couldn't and that is amazing. Here's Toby from Human Resources. This is Katy. Toby, Katy.",Michael,TRUE
1938,1,6,40,"Hey, did you go to Bishop Ohara?",Toby,TRUE
1940,1,6,40,"Yeah, me too.",Toby,TRUE
1941,1,6,40,"Cool, what year where you there?",Katy,TRUE
1944,1,6,40,"[talking over Toby and Katy] Toby's divorced. God, that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's uh, that's a bad one. How much you paying her? What can, you can't even afford anything now, right? You're all right though, right? Don't ask me for a raise. [laughs] Cup of Soup's a good idea though. That'll... that's a good budgetary thing to do.",Michael,TRUE
1945,1,6,40,It's just a snack.,Toby,TRUE
1946,1,6,40,"Well, they're good snacks. They're good food, good meals, good lunch. Roman noodles are good too. You still sleepin' in the car?",Michael,TRUE
1948,1,6,40,Cause he slept in the car a couple times.,Michael,TRUE
1949,1,6,40,Just the once.,Toby,TRUE
1950,1,6,40,"Are you still taking the antidepressants? 'Cause it was a good idea. 'Cause it'll help. It'll help, man.",Michael,TRUE
1951,1,6,40,I'm gonna go back to my table.,Katy,TRUE
1952,1,6,40,Okay. I'll see you in a bit. [whispering] She's pretty cute isn't she? See you in a bit.,Michael,TRUE
1953,1,6,41,I mean whatever one you want.,Ryan,TRUE
1954,1,6,41,"Um, I like that one I think. [Ryan hands her a purse]",Kelly,TRUE
1955,1,6,41,"Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably.",Ryan,TRUE
1956,1,6,42,You know Michael's been talking to her too.,Pam,TRUE
1957,1,6,42,"Oh, really?",Jim,TRUE
1958,1,6,42,What do you think his chances are?,Pam,TRUE
1959,1,6,42,"Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is 'Mambo #5.' So...",Jim,TRUE
1960,1,6,42,[laughs] I like that song.,Pam,TRUE
1961,1,6,42,"I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit.",Jim,TRUE
1962,1,6,42,[laughs] 10 years ago.,Pam,TRUE
1963,1,6,42,"Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high.",Jim,TRUE
1964,1,6,43,Went well?,Jim,TRUE
1965,1,6,43,I think it did.,Dwight,TRUE
1966,1,6,43,"You know what, just in case she's looking you should put some stuff in it.",Jim,TRUE
1968,1,6,43,Anything. [Dwight begins to fill his new purse] Good. Yup.,Jim,TRUE
1969,1,6,43,What else?,Dwight,TRUE
1970,1,6,43,"Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot.",Jim,TRUE
1971,1,6,43,It's a mini-briefcase.,Dwight,TRUE
1972,1,6,43,"Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great. [Dwight throws the purse over his right shoulder and gets back to work]",Jim,TRUE
1973,1,6,44,Do you like Steve Miller?,Kevin,TRUE
1975,1,6,44,Cause I'm in a Steve Miller Tribute... Tribute Band.,Kevin,TRUE
1976,1,6,45,"Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler.",Jim,TRUE
1977,1,6,45,It's in my purse.,Dwight,TRUE
1978,1,6,45,"Oh, great thanks.",Jim,TRUE
1979,1,6,46,"Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Uh, now he wants to fight. So I grab him. I throw him into a jukebox. Then the other ninja's got a knife. He comes at me. We grapple. I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now, I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time. But, I knew.",Dwight,TRUE
1980,1,6,47,"All right. That's looking good. Hey um, Ryan do you have any music I can borrow.",Michael,TRUE
1981,1,6,47,What kind do you like?,Ryan,TRUE
1982,1,6,47,"Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music.",Michael,TRUE
1983,1,6,47,"Okay, do you like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?",Ryan,TRUE
1984,1,6,47,"Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of 'em.",Michael,TRUE
1985,1,6,47,Okay. Do you like The Strokes?,Ryan,TRUE
1986,1,6,47,Mmm hmm. I like 'em.,Michael,TRUE
1987,1,6,47,Do you like The Hives?,Ryan,TRUE
1988,1,6,47,Yes. God. They're awesome.,Michael,TRUE
1989,1,6,47,"You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?",Ryan,TRUE
1990,1,6,47,Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great.,Michael,TRUE
1991,1,6,47,"Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those.",Ryan,TRUE
1992,1,6,47,"Cool, so maybe hook me up with some Fleebulls and some Hive.",Michael,TRUE
1994,1,6,47,All right. This is gonna be good.,Michael,TRUE
1995,1,6,48,"Hi, here you can have this. [Dwight gives Kelly his purse] It's a mini-briefcase, but you can use it as a purse.",Dwight,TRUE
1996,1,6,48,"Uh, thank you.",Kelly,TRUE
1997,2,1,1,"Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. [holds up a trophy of a business man] And this is everybody's favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here don't get trophies, very often. Like Meredith or Kevin, I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts? Plus, bonus, it's really, really funny. So I, you know, an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor, 'Hey, did you get an award?' And the neighbor will say, 'No man. I mean, I slave all day and nobody notices me.' Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from neighbor's house. Neighbor's hanged himself due to lack of recognition. So...",Michael,FALSE
1998,2,1,2,"So, you ready for the... the Dundies?",Jim,FALSE
2000,2,1,3,"You know what they say about a car wreck, where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.",Pam,FALSE
2001,2,1,4,[in a Fat Albert voice] Hey hey hey! It's Fat Halpert.,Michael,FALSE
2003,2,1,4,[in Fat Albert voice] Fat Halpert. [in normal voice] Jim Halpert.,Michael,FALSE
2004,2,1,5,"So why don't I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don't you show of your Dundies to the camera?",Michael,FALSE
2005,2,1,5,"Oh, I can't because I keep them hidden. I don't want to look at them and get cocky.",Jim,FALSE
2006,2,1,5,"Oh, that's a good idea.",Michael,FALSE
2007,2,1,5,Mine are at home in a display case above my bed.,Dwight,FALSE
2008,2,1,5,Gyaaah. T.M.I. T.M.I my friends.,Michael,FALSE
2009,2,1,6,"T.M.I.? Too much information. Ah, it's just easier to say T.M.I. I used to say 'Don't go there' but that's... lame.",Michael,FALSE
2010,2,1,7,"And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now Stanley is a Dundie all-star, aren't you Stan? Why don't you, ah, show them some of your bling.",Michael,FALSE
2011,2,1,7,"I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.",Stanley,FALSE
2012,2,1,7,"Oh, no you di-int.",Michael,FALSE
2013,2,1,7,I think I did.,Stanley,FALSE
2014,2,1,7,W-why did you...,Michael,FALSE
2015,2,1,7,"Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time. We ran out last year, remember?",Stanley,FALSE
2016,2,1,7,"Yes we should. I... you know what? I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, [turns to Kevin] someone had eaten all of them.",Michael,FALSE
2017,2,1,8,[in video] To Oscar Martinez it's the 'Show Me the Money' award! Yeah!,Michael,FALSE
2018,2,1,9,Michael has taped,Pam,FALSE
2019,2,1,10,[in video] That's supposed to be confidential.,Oscar,FALSE
2020,2,1,10,"[in video] He has the award-ah!'s a type of song that we are going to play for the ladies. Hit it, Dwight!",Michael,FALSE
2021,2,1,10,"[singing along to tune on video] A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing...",Michael,FALSE
2022,2,1,10,[in video]...a little bit of Phyllis everywhere...,Michael,FALSE
2023,2,1,10,"Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.",Pam,FALSE
2024,2,1,10,"[on video] ...a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers... ...a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of...",Michael,FALSE
2025,2,1,11,It was you.,Kelly,FALSE
2026,2,1,11,Live and learn.,Phyllis,FALSE
2027,2,1,11,[quietly laughing] It wasn't. I swear.,Pam,FALSE
2028,2,1,11,"Yeah, it was.",Kelly,FALSE
2029,2,1,12,"So, what's the joke? You're not perfect either.",Dwight,FALSE
2030,2,1,12,"We're not laughing at you, Dwight.",Pam,FALSE
2031,2,1,12,So who are we laughing at?,Dwight,FALSE
2032,2,1,12,"Um, just something somebody wrote.",Pam,FALSE
2033,2,1,12,Who? Dave Barry?,Dwight,FALSE
2034,2,1,12,"[laughing] No. No, just something that was written in the ladies' room wall.",Kelly,FALSE
2035,2,1,12,What is it? Who wrote it?,Dwight,FALSE
2036,2,1,12,"Um, it's kind of private.",Pam,FALSE
2037,2,1,12,[whispering] It's about Michael.,Phyllis,FALSE
2038,2,1,12,"That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you'll be punished less.",Dwight,FALSE
2039,2,1,12,"Okay, now I'm laughing at you.",Pam,FALSE
2040,2,1,13,"[talking to the speakerphone] Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?",Michael,FALSE
2041,2,1,13,"[on speaker phone] It's a, it's, it's a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael.",Jan,FALSE
2042,2,1,13,"Well, you could take the bus. You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.",Michael,FALSE
2044,2,1,13,"Wuh... Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So...",Michael,FALSE
2045,2,1,13,"No, we don't approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so... we're not paying for this.",Jan,FALSE
2047,2,1,13,[to camera] Could you...?,Michael,FALSE
2048,2,1,13,Are you there Michael?,Jan,FALSE
2049,2,1,13,"Yeah, I'm here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that.",Michael,FALSE
2050,2,1,13,"Um, what, ah, what is, I mean...",Michael,FALSE
2051,2,1,13,"...come on, Jan!",Michael,FALSE
2052,2,1,13,You're dropping an A-Bomb on me here.,Michael,FALSE
2053,2,1,13,Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you?,Jan,FALSE
2054,2,1,13,"Well, yeah, I mean, what is...",Michael,FALSE
2055,2,1,13,You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.,Jan,FALSE
2056,2,1,13,No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party...,Michael,FALSE
2057,2,1,13,And you had a luau....,Jan,FALSE
2058,2,1,13, happens once every billion years.,Michael,FALSE
2059,2,1,13,And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.,Jan,FALSE
2060,2,1,13,"Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.",Michael,FALSE
2061,2,1,13,"Okay, well, I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn't even make sense.",Jan,FALSE
2062,2,1,13,"Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.",Michael,FALSE
2063,2,1,14,"This is a little character I like to do [places a green turban with a yellow feather on his head], it is, uh, loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson's classic characters. [puts an envelope to his head] Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hot dog stand behind the warehouse. [tears open envelope and pulls out card] 'Name three businesses that have a better health care plans than Dunder Mifflin.' Here's the problem. There's no open bar because of Jan and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a two drink minimum. It'll be fine, I just...wish people were going to be drunk.",Michael,FALSE
2064,2,1,15,"Dwight, get out of here!!",Phyllis,FALSE
2065,2,1,15,"No, no, no, no...",Dwight,FALSE
2066,2,1,15,What were you doing in the ladies room?!,Phyllis,FALSE
2067,2,1,15,", no, no, no, it's not what you think.",Dwight,FALSE
2068,2,1,15,Why were you peering over the stalls?!,Phyllis,FALSE
2069,2,1,15,"No, why were you in there?!",Dwight,FALSE
2070,2,1,15,You are a pervert!,Phyllis,FALSE
2071,2,1,15,What were you doing in there?,Dwight,FALSE
2072,2,1,15,"You, are, a pervert!",Phyllis,FALSE
2073,2,1,15,I am not.,Dwight,FALSE
2074,2,1,16,[in video] The Dundie award for 'Longest Engagement' goes to Pam Beesley.,Michael,FALSE
2075,2,1,16,"Pam, everybody! [starts clapping]",Michael,FALSE
2076,2,1,16,"Whoooo! When is that girl gonna get married? That's what I have to say. Ah, Roy's accepting.",Michael,FALSE
2077,2,1,16,[on video] Yes.,Roy,FALSE
2078,2,1,16,"[on video] Thank you Roy. Are there any words you'd like to say, on Pam's behalf?",Michael,FALSE
2079,2,1,16,"[on video] Ah, w-we'll see you next year.",Roy,FALSE
2080,2,1,16,"[on video] Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!",Michael,FALSE
2081,2,1,17,"I'm not changing that, it's the best one.",Michael,FALSE
2082,2,1,17,"No, it's hilarious, you're right. I just think, um, 'world's longest engagement', um, we're all expecting it, you know?",Jim,FALSE
2083,2,1,17,"That's why it's funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don't get married, it gets funnier.",Michael,FALSE
2084,2,1,17,Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy.,Jim,FALSE
2085,2,1,17,"Oh, [taking it to heart] lazy. Uh huh.",Michael,FALSE
2086,2,1,18,"Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.",Dwight,FALSE
2087,2,1,19,You're taking away our bathroom?,Pam,FALSE
2088,2,1,19,We are going to have two men's rooms.,Dwight,FALSE
2089,2,1,19,But where would we...go?,Phyllis,FALSE
2090,2,1,19,Be prepared to hold folks [Michael comes out of his office] From 9 am to...,Dwight,FALSE
2093,2,1,19,...Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.,Pam,FALSE
2094,2,1,19,"Okay, well, that's just ridiculous, so just don't, I-I don't have time for this right now.",Michael,FALSE
2095,2,1,19,"Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions...",Dwight,FALSE
2096,2,1,19,"Just don't, don't talk-",Michael,FALSE
2097,2,1,19,...for people's behavior.,Dwight,FALSE
2098,2,1,19,Don't talk-,Michael,FALSE
2099,2,1,19,And it's-,Dwight,FALSE
2100,2,1,19,Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!,Michael,FALSE
2101,2,1,20,"Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year. How there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad, but WHAT THE HELL EVERYBODY!? I mean, God. The Dundies are about the best, in every, one of us. Can't you see that? I mean, okay, we can do better. so, tonight, for the first time, we are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.",Michael,FALSE
2102,2,1,20,[with a small fist pump] Yes!,Dwight,FALSE
2103,2,1,20,"Yeah, not bad, right? So let's make this the best Dundies ever.",Michael,FALSE
2104,2,1,20,[clapping] Best Dundies ever.,Dwight,FALSE
2105,2,1,21,Welcome to the eighth annual Dundies awards.,Dwight,FALSE
2106,2,1,21,"Before we get started, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music, and I'm not afraid to use it. [points] Devon!",Dwight,FALSE
2107,2,1,22,"The Dundies, how can I explain it? Awards you like to hate it. I'm psyched you all made it. You never had to work so hard and feel that no one notices you. You're just a name and number and no one even says hello.' [to Ryan] Card!",Michael,FALSE
2108,2,1,23,"The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there. But the kid's having a really good time, so you're, kind of there. That's-that's kind of what it's like.",Oscar,FALSE
2109,2,1,24,You down with The Dundies? You down with the Dundie-',Michael,FALSE
2110,2,1,24,The waitress tripped on the cord.,Dwight,FALSE
2111,2,1,24,"Alright, alright, joke landed. So we are here, thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie awards. [takes off sweater to reveal tuxedo] I am your host, Michael Scott. And I just want to tell you please, please, do not drink and drive. Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink!",Michael,FALSE
2112,2,1,25,"[to waitress] Oh, just put these on the group tab.",Kevin,FALSE
2113,2,1,25,"Nope, actually this year, ah, no group tab, we're going to be doing separate checks.",Michael,FALSE
2114,2,1,25,"You said, we could bring our families.",Stanley,FALSE
2115,2,1,25,I did. And why didn't ya Stanley?,Michael,FALSE
2116,2,1,25,"I did, my wife's name is Terri.",Stanley,FALSE
2117,2,1,25,"Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terri.",Michael,FALSE
2118,2,1,25,It's this person who's hand I'm holding Michael.,Stanley,FALSE
2119,2,1,26,"[to Dwight, in a low voice] Shut it. [normal voice] Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight.",Michael,FALSE
2120,2,1,26,Really? We don't have any girls from HR.,Dwight,FALSE
2121,2,1,26,"No, that...for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy.",Michael,FALSE
2123,2,1,26,And I was about to take her bra off...,Michael,FALSE
2125,2,1,26,...when she made me fill out six hours of paperwork-,Michael,FALSE
2126,2,1,26,Like an AIDS test?,Dwight,FALSE
2127,2,1,26,No! [under his breath] God.,Michael,FALSE
2128,2,1,27,"[clears throat] Alright, so let's get this party staaaarrrrted.",Michael,FALSE
2129,2,1,28,Hey let's go to Poor Richard's.,Darryl,FALSE
2130,2,1,28,"Yeah, let's get out of here.",Roy,FALSE
2132,2,1,29,"Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show's just getting started.",Michael,FALSE
2134,2,1,30,You staying?,Ryan,FALSE
2135,2,1,30,"Yeah, gotta eat somewhere.",Jim,FALSE
2136,2,1,31,"And now... to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts...",Michael,FALSE
2137,2,1,31,...the 'Busiest Beaver' award goes to Phyllis Lapin.,Michael,FALSE
2138,2,1,31,"Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.",Michael,FALSE
2139,2,1,31,This says 'Bushiest Beaver'.,Phyllis,FALSE
2140,2,1,31,What? I told them busiest...idiots.,Michael,FALSE
2141,2,1,31,"It's, it's fine.",Phyllis,FALSE
2142,2,1,31,"Well, we'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.",Michael,FALSE
2143,2,1,32,...because that's what happens every time!,Pam,FALSE
2144,2,1,32,...talking about? He's a jackass every year.,Roy,FALSE
2146,2,1,32,"[Put's his hand on Pam's arm] Come on, we're going to Poor Richard's.",Roy,FALSE
2147,2,1,32,"[Breaks Roy's grip] No, I don't want to go, I don't want to.",Pam,FALSE
2148,2,1,32,Pam. Go.,Roy,FALSE
2149,2,1,32,"If you would have asked me that, then you would know.",Pam,FALSE
2150,2,1,33,[in a stereotypical oriental accent] Herro everybodeeee. I'm gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould.,Michael,FALSE
2151,2,1,34,Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?,Jim,FALSE
2152,2,1,34,"Oh no, I just, I decided to stay.",Pam,FALSE
2154,2,1,34,I'll just get a ride home from Angela.,Pam,FALSE
2156,2,1,35,"Oh good, I'm just in time for Ping.",Pam,FALSE
2158,2,1,35,"[doing impression] Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny.",Michael,FALSE
2159,2,1,35,Right? You know wat I'm talking 'bout.,Michael,FALSE
2160,2,1,36,[to an off camera waiter and still clutching Jim's beer] Can I get a drink?,Pam,FALSE
2161,2,1,37,"This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office.",Michael,FALSE
2162,2,1,37,"Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The 'Hottest in the Office' award goes to... ...Ryan the temp!",Michael,FALSE
2163,2,1,37,"Yeah. [singing to music] 'Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you.' Here you go.",Michael,FALSE
2164,2,1,38,What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my...concerns right now.,Ryan,FALSE
2165,2,1,39,"And the 'Tight Ass' award goes to Angela. Not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose. So...come on down.",Michael,FALSE
2167,2,1,40,[Pam starts sipping an empty glass] I think those might be empty.,Jim,FALSE
2168,2,1,40,"No, no. 'Cause the ice melts and then it's like second drink! [laughs]",Pam,FALSE
2169,2,1,40,Second drink?,Jim,FALSE
2170,2,1,41,The 'Spicy Curry' award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor! Get on up here. Here you go.,Michael,FALSE
2171,2,1,41,"Spicy Curry', what's that mean?",Kelly,FALSE
2172,2,1,41,"Um, not everything means something, it's just a joke.",Michael,FALSE
2173,2,1,41,"Yeah, but why'd you give it to me?",Kelly,FALSE
2174,2,1,41,"I don't know, it's just...",Michael,FALSE
2175,2,1,41,This is a bowler-,Kelly,FALSE
2176,2,1,41,I know. It's ju- they didn't have any more businessmen. So...,Michael,FALSE
2177,2,1,41,"Yeah, but everyone else-",Kelly,FALSE
2178,2,1,41,Just sit down Kelly.,Michael,FALSE
2179,2,1,42,"[sweaty and chugging water from a bottle] It's so freakin' hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. [Music starts playing in the background] Here we go, he's early with the cue. Here we go.",Michael,FALSE
2180,2,1,43,[Michael is singing to the tune of 'Tiny Dancer' by Elton John] 'You have won a tiny Dundie.',Michael,FALSE
2181,2,1,43,Sing it Elton.,Guy at bar,FALSE
2182,2,1,43,"Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?",Michael,FALSE
2183,2,1,43,We just came from yo' mama's house.,Other Guy at Bar,FALSE
2184,2,1,44,"Oh, alright, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
2185,2,1,44,Sing 'em a song dude.,Guy At Bar,FALSE
2186,2,1,44,"Uh, you know what guys, we're just having a little office party, so if you want, uh...",Michael,FALSE
2187,2,1,44,"[Something flies by Michael] Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-",Michael,FALSE
2188,2,1,44,You suck man!,Guy At Bar,FALSE
2189,2,1,44,Let's cut it. [Dwight turns the music off],Michael,FALSE
2190,2,1,44,"[clears throat] [with a lot less enthusiasm] I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I'm just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um...thanks for listening, those who listened. [clears throat] This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the 'Don't Go in There After Me' award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...",Michael,FALSE
2191,2,1,44,[give Kevin his award]There you go.,Michael,FALSE
2192,2,1,45,Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom.,Pam,FALSE
2193,2,1,45,"[starts clapping] Yeah, alright Kev.",Jim,FALSE
2194,2,1,45,"Woo! Hey, I haven't gotten one yet!",Pam,FALSE
2195,2,1,45,"Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going.",Jim,FALSE
2196,2,1,45,More Dundies!,Pam,FALSE
2197,2,1,45,[clapping] Dundies! Dundies! Dundies! Dundies!,Pam and Jim,FALSE
2198,2,1,45,Dundies! Dundies!,Everybody,FALSE
2199,2,1,45,"[getting his spirit back] Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we'll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year.",Michael,FALSE
2200,2,1,45,Fine work! Fine work Stanley!,Pam,FALSE
2201,2,1,45,You know you did.,Michael,FALSE
2202,2,1,46,"Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech [other people start joining in]",Pam,FALSE
2203,2,1,46,"Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don't...",Stanley,FALSE
2204,2,1,46,"So, I don't know what to think about this award. But at least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin. [starts chuckling]",Stanley,FALSE
2205,2,1,47,And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley...,Michael,FALSE
2206,2,1,47,...I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year.,Michael,FALSE
2207,2,1,47,It is the 'Whitest Sneakers' award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!,Michael,FALSE
2208,2,1,48,"Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! [Pam grabs the microphone from him] Oh, here we go.",Michael,FALSE
2209,2,1,48,I have so many people to thank for this award.,Pam,FALSE
2210,2,1,48,"Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn't have done it without them. [people clap] Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because [people start clapping again] this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too.",Pam,FALSE
2211,2,1,48,"Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie.",Pam,FALSE
2212,2,1,48,"And, I feel God in this Chili's tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!",Pam,FALSE
2213,2,1,48,Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. [Pam hugs Michael and gives him a quick peck on the cheek] Oh! Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
2214,2,1,49,What a great year for the Dundies.,Jim,FALSE
2215,2,1,50,"We got to see Ping. [Pam nods] And we learned of Michael's true feelings for Ryan. [Pam nods] Which was touching. And, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs. [Pam nods] Which for me, has ruined them for life. [looks at Pam, who is staring at him, nodding]",Jim,FALSE
2220,2,1,50,"I don't know, what?",Jim,FALSE
2221,2,1,50,Oh my God! You are so drunk!,Jim,FALSE
2222,2,1,51,Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. This is all going to be on.,Jim,FALSE
2223,2,1,51,"Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a sheriff's deputy.",Dwight,FALSE
2224,2,1,51,He's a volunteer.,Jim,FALSE
2225,2,1,51,Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow? A cush-,Dwight,FALSE
2226,2,1,51,"Dwight come on, come-",Jim,FALSE
2227,2,1,51,"It's okay, I'm going to use my shirt.",Dwight,FALSE
2228,2,1,51,"Dwight, get off me!",Pam,FALSE
2229,2,1,51,"I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put your clothes back on, people are trying to eat.",Employee,FALSE
2230,2,1,51,[struggling] Ahh! I can't-,Dwight,FALSE
2231,2,1,52,"Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost.",Michael,FALSE
2232,2,1,53,Oh my God!,Pam,FALSE
2234,2,1,53,"I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!",Pam,FALSE
2236,2,1,53,"Whoa, careful, careful.",Jim,FALSE
2237,2,1,54,"We have a strict policy here not to over serve. Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables. I Xeroxed her driver's license and she is not welcome to this restaurant chain ever again.",Chili's Employee,FALSE
2238,2,1,55,Great work tonight.,Michael,FALSE
2239,2,1,55,Watch your step.,Dwight,FALSE
2241,2,1,55,"Thanks, I had to, uh, check her pupils to make sure there wasn't a concussion.",Dwight,FALSE
2242,2,1,55,"Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work.",Michael,FALSE
2243,2,1,56,I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.,Pam,FALSE
2244,2,1,56,No you don't.,Jim,FALSE
2245,2,1,57,"Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there.",Jim,FALSE
2246,2,1,57,"Hey, um, can I ask you a question?",Pam,FALSE
2248,2,1,57,"Um, I just wanted to say thanks.",Pam,FALSE
2249,2,1,57,"Not really a question. [starts to laugh] Okay, let's get you home, you're drunk.",Jim,FALSE
2252,2,1,57,"Goodnight, have a good night. Thank you Angela.",Jim,FALSE
2253,2,1,58,"TMI. Too much information. I used to say, 'Don't go there,' but that is so lame now. Or, 'You go, girl.' Or... Um, when did 'Where's the beef?' That was, like, a long, long time ago. It's funny how the shelf life of these things, like how long they last, like, 'Too much information' probably came on the scene... I mean, I didn't hear it till, like, this month, so it's pretty recently. Um, but you know, they're generally good for, like, no more than five or six years.",Michael,TRUE
2254,2,1,59,"Yes, that's true. I have never won a Dundie. I am more than okay with that.",Toby,TRUE
2255,2,1,60,"I think I'm gonna share some Cadillac Fajitas with Toby. Toby is so cute, except he has that stupid kid.",Kelly,TRUE
2256,2,1,61,"Yes, I'm the designated driver, which is very important. We need everyone to get home safely. [sighs] But no one ever gives me gas money, and people live all over. It's expensive.",Angela,TRUE
2257,2,1,62,[scoffs] Like a gaggle of geese... [jibbering mockingly],Dwight,TRUE
2258,2,1,63,"All right, we need something for Kevin.",Michael,TRUE
2260,2,1,63,What do we know about him? He's an accountant.,Michael,TRUE
2261,2,1,63,"He plays guitar, he likes naval history. He's a bowler.",Jim,TRUE
2262,2,1,63,[talking over Jim] He's fat. The fat accountant award.,Michael,TRUE
2263,2,1,63,"Well, you seem to have this under control.",Jim,TRUE
2264,2,1,64,"The weird part about this whole deal this that Michael truly believes that these awards are inspiring and motivational. I mean, he puts more effort and time and commitment into the Dundies than anything else he does all year. Which is probably why this branch will be downsized.",Jim,FALSE
2265,2,1,65,I am the fat accountant.,Michael,TRUE
2266,2,1,65,"Michael, I need to talk to you.",Dwight,TRUE
2267,2,1,65,Here he is.,Michael,TRUE
2268,2,1,65,I just thought that you might like to know that someone has written something about you on the ladies' room wall.,Dwight,TRUE
2269,2,1,65,"Really? What did they say? 'For a good time, call Michael Scott'?",Michael,TRUE
2270,2,1,65,Good one.,Jim,TRUE
2271,2,1,65,"Uh, no, no. No, I think something bad, maybe.",Dwight,TRUE
2272,2,1,65,"Why do you think that? You just immediately go to that, Dwight? Why are you so negative? Why...",Michael,TRUE
2274,2,1,65,"I mean, you just come in and you're just negative...",Michael,TRUE
2276,2,1,65,...and you just walk negatively.,Michael,TRUE
2277,2,1,65,Do you want me to find out what it says?,Michael,TRUE
2279,2,1,65,By any means necessary?,Dwight,TRUE
2280,2,1,65,What does that even mean? What are you... What are you talking about?,Michael,TRUE
2281,2,1,65,It's the ladies' room.,Dwight,TRUE
2282,2,1,65,"Just go and find out what it says and who said it and report back to me. But don't tell anybody that I have anything to do with it because if they ask me, I will say that you are crazy.",Michael,TRUE
2283,2,1,65,"Thank you. You won't regret this, Michael.",Michael,TRUE
2284,2,1,65,What award would you like to give Dwight?,Jim,TRUE
2285,2,1,65,I hadn't planned on including him.,Michael,TRUE
2288,2,1,66,"It hasn't always been easy being a whistleblower. When I was in school, the kids would call me a tattle-tale or a snitch or a worm. So I really identify with those women from Enron. I wrote them letters to tell them how much they inspired me, but they never wrote back. I guess they're all married.",Dwight,TRUE
2289,2,1,67,"Angela, it's simple. Just tell me what the bathroom wall says.",Dwight,FALSE
2290,2,1,67,I don't talk about what goes on in the restroom.,Angela,FALSE
2291,2,1,67,I'm not asking what you do in there. I just want to know what's written about Michael.,Dwight,FALSE
2292,2,1,67,I don't says those kinds of things out loud. It's inappropriate.,Angela,FALSE
2293,2,1,67,"Okay, I'll talk. You nod if I get it right. Does it have to do with his butt or his wiener?",Dwight,FALSE
2294,2,1,68,I think his characters are pretty funny. Especially Ping.,Kevin,TRUE
2295,2,1,69,"Well, what should I do, guys? Seriously, do you want me to just cancel the Dundies?",Michael,FALSE
2296,2,1,69,"No, we were just hoping you wouldn't do those characters, like last time.",Kelly,FALSE
2297,2,1,69,Ping? Everybody loves Ping. He's my most popular character.,Michael,FALSE
2298,2,1,69,I think many people find that character slightly racist.,Oscar,FALSE
2299,2,1,69,"Really? Well, he is based on the Chinese delivery guy that I have, who talks exactly like that, so, I think you should take it up with him instead of me.",Michael,FALSE
2300,2,1,69,"Look, I'm just saying that there are many people that are offered by your insensitive skits.",Oscar,FALSE
2301,2,1,69,"[sighs] Well, neither of you are Chinese, so what... Why do you care?",Michael,FALSE
2302,2,1,70,"Dwight, get out of here!",Phyllis,TRUE
2303,2,1,70,"No, no, no.",Dwight,TRUE
2304,2,1,70,You can't be in here!,Phyllis,TRUE
2305,2,1,70,It's not what you think.,Dwight,TRUE
2306,2,1,70,Shut up. You're a freak!,Phyllis,TRUE
2307,2,1,70,I'm on official business.,Dwight,TRUE
2308,2,1,70,You are...,Phyllis,TRUE
2309,2,1,70,This is Dunder Mifflin...,Dwight,TRUE
2310,2,1,70,I'm telling Michael.,Phyllis,TRUE
2311,2,1,70,"No. Phyllis, you're not...",Dwight,TRUE
2312,2,1,70,I'm telling Michael.,Phyllis,TRUE
2313,2,1,70,"Phyllis, no. No.",Dwight,TRUE
2314,2,1,70,"Michael, Michael.",Phyllis,TRUE
2315,2,1,70,"Phyllis, no, no. Do not listen to her. She's out of her mind.",Dwight,TRUE
2316,2,1,70,Dwight was in the ladies' room and he was looking at me.,Phyllis,TRUE
2318,2,1,70,That is not true.,Dwight,TRUE
2319,2,1,70,He was looking at me in the ladies' room.,Phyllis,TRUE
2320,2,1,70,That's totally unfair. I was just in the ladies' room in order to spy.,Dwight,TRUE
2321,2,1,70,"Dwight, you've hit a new low here.",Michael,TRUE
2322,2,1,70,That's what I said. He was spying in the ladies' room.,Phyllis,TRUE
2323,2,1,70,"What do you think, Phyllis? You think I followed you in there? Like, 'Oh good. Phyllis is going to the bathroom, so maybe I get to see her naked from the waist down.' I'm not even attracted to you.",Dwight,TRUE
2324,2,1,70,That is a good point.,Michael,TRUE
2325,2,1,70,Write him up or I'll take it to Jan.,Phyllis,TRUE
2326,2,1,70,"Okay, all right, I will do that. I will get to that definitely. Absolutely.",Michael,TRUE
2328,2,1,70,"Oh, I don't know. Maybe after I finish writing, producing, directing, and hosting your awards show. All right, just relax, keep your pants on. Unless, of course, you're in the bathroom and you should be able to take your pants off in that case without Creepsville Central spying on you. Good.",Michael,TRUE
2329,2,1,70,All right.,Phyllis,TRUE
2330,2,1,71,"All right, let's wrap it up. Come on, we're late. The Dundies are starting very soon. Accounting, let's go, let's go. Okay, I gave you fair warning. [turns off their computers] Out. Who's next, customer service? Meredith, let's roll.",Dwight,TRUE
2331,2,1,72,Here we go. [organizing his costumes] And that. [to waitress] Hey. How you doing?,Michael,TRUE
2332,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies?,Michael,FALSE
2333,2,1,73,"Yeah, you know me.",Dwight,FALSE
2334,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies?,Michael,FALSE
2335,2,1,73,The Dundies!,Dwight,FALSE
2336,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies? You're all my homies,Michael,FALSE
2337,2,1,73,You know me.,Dwight,FALSE
2338,2,1,73,[singing] You down with the Dundies?,Michael,FALSE
2339,2,1,73,"Yeah, you know me.",Dwight,FALSE
2340,2,1,73,"[singing] Yeah, all the homies",Michael,FALSE
2341,2,1,74,I have listened to that song so many times and I still don't know what OPP stands for. Other people's... Something. I... [shakes head],Michael,FALSE
2342,2,1,75,"So, Pam, I wonder who's gonna get 'longest engagement' this year.",Kevin,TRUE
2343,2,1,75,"Well. You're not goona get longest engagement, man, 'cause we got that locked up.",Roy,TRUE
2344,2,1,75,I wonder what I'll get. I brought my fiance.,Kevin,TRUE
2345,2,1,76,"All right, our next award... ah, yes, this award goes to the most creative writing on the ladies' room wall, and the winner is... Who is it? Who wants to claim it? Shiny Dundie. Who wrote it? Great idea, Dwight.",Michael,TRUE
2346,2,1,77,I'm just saying I don't think it's appropriate for you to have given Ryan that award.,Toby,TRUE
2347,2,1,77,"He's hot, all right? What do you want me to do about it?",Michael,TRUE
2348,2,1,77,"Okay, that is fine to feel, but not to act on.",Toby,TRUE
2349,2,1,77,"[sighing] It was unanimous, Toby.",Michael,TRUE
2350,2,1,77,It wasn't a vote. You decided.,Toby,TRUE
2351,2,1,77,"Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this isn't even about what Ryan thinks. It's about you. It's about how you feel about the Dundies. Admit it.",Michael,TRUE
2352,2,1,77,"Okay, that is not true.",Toby,TRUE
2353,2,1,77,"Yes, it is true.",Michael,TRUE
2354,2,1,77,Cause Ryan asked me to talk to you.,Toby,TRUE
2355,2,1,77,"Okay, I don't have time for this. I need to get on stage and you are breaking my concentration. [imitating Native chant] Me Chief Michael Scott. Here to trade...",Michael,TRUE
2356,2,1,78,"Excuse me, Goldschlager, extra flakes.",Dwight,TRUE
2357,2,1,78,"We don't have that. You want a Presidente Margarita? Blue Pacific Margarita, El Nino...",Waitress,TRUE
2358,2,1,78,"No, no. No margarita. Hot sake.",Dwight,TRUE
2359,2,1,78,[shakes head 'no'],Waitress,TRUE
2360,2,1,78,Fosters in the big can.,Dwight,TRUE
2361,2,1,78,[shakes head 'no' again],Waitress,TRUE
2362,2,1,78,"Just a chocolate shake, chocolate sprinkles.",Dwight,TRUE
2363,2,1,79,"Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Lie still, lie still.",Dwight,TRUE
2364,2,1,79,I am fine.,Pam,TRUE
2365,2,1,79,"Dwight, this is crazy.",Jim,TRUE
2367,2,1,79,"Jim, not now! We need to cushion her head. Lie still. Please, Pam. Do not move.",Dwight,TRUE
2368,2,1,79,"Dwight, Dwight.",Jim,TRUE
2369,2,1,79,I'm sorry.,Dwight,TRUE
2370,2,1,79,[laughing] I am fine.,Pam,TRUE
2371,2,1,79,"Jim, don't interfere.",Dwight,TRUE
2372,2,1,79,You have to put your clothes back on. People are trying to eat.,Manager,TRUE
2373,2,1,79,"Oh, my God.",Pam,TRUE
2374,2,1,79,"Can you give me a second, sir.",Dwight,TRUE
2376,2,1,79,"Dwight, let me up.",Pam,TRUE
2377,2,1,79,"Put your clothes back on. Get, get right now.",Manager,TRUE
2378,2,1,79,I am a Sheriff's Deputy.,Dwight,TRUE
2379,2,1,79,That's fine.,Manager,TRUE
2380,2,1,79,I could have my men in here in a second and have you arrested.,Dwight,TRUE
2381,2,1,79,The other volunteers.,Jim,TRUE
2382,2,1,79,"Pam, are you all right?",Dwight,TRUE
2383,2,1,79,I'm fine.,Pam,TRUE
2384,2,1,79,"Sir, sir.",Manager,TRUE
2385,2,1,79,How many fingers am I holding up?,Dwight,TRUE
2386,2,1,79,You're holding up three fingers.,Pam,TRUE
2387,2,1,79,All right. Are you okay?,Dwight,TRUE
2388,2,1,79,"Put your clothes on, right now.",Manager,TRUE
2389,2,1,79,I will. I will. You need to calm down.,Dwight,TRUE
2390,2,1,79,Right now.,Manager,TRUE
2391,2,1,80,Don't wanna forget that.,Michael,TRUE
2392,2,1,80,You and your party really need to leave right now.,Manager,TRUE
2393,2,1,80,Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili's?,Michael,TRUE
2394,2,1,80,You know what? Don't worry about it.,Manager,TRUE
2395,2,1,80,Keep it. My gift. [hugs Chili's Manager] Thank you. Have a good night. See you next year.,Michael,TRUE
2396,2,1,80,That's fine.,Manager,TRUE
2397,2,2,1,"[clears throat] Hey, what's up?",Michael,FALSE
2399,2,2,1,Any emails today?,Michael,FALSE
2400,2,2,1,Um... I don't think so.,Jim,FALSE
2401,2,2,1,No? Um... Check your spam folder.,Michael,FALSE
2402,2,2,1,Oh! There it is!,Jim,FALSE
2404,2,2,1,Um... 'Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.',Jim,FALSE
2405,2,2,1,[laughs uncontrollably],Michael,FALSE
2406,2,2,1,Well done.,Jim,FALSE
2409,2,2,2,"I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We're like 'Friends'. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.",Michael,FALSE
2410,2,2,3,So the monkey does the sex thing right here! [monkey noises in background],Dwight,FALSE
2411,2,2,3,That's funny! That's funny. Not offensive. Uh... because it's nature. Educational.,Michael,FALSE
2412,2,2,3,Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?,Dwight,FALSE
2413,2,2,3,"Um, I...",Michael,FALSE
2414,2,2,3,Consider it?,Dwight,FALSE
2415,2,2,3,"Yeah... maybe. Maybe. Well, we'll see. Because I... I don't know if it's... [muffled by jacket over his head] Whup! Come on! Hey!",Michael,FALSE
2416,2,2,3,What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? [points at self] This guy!,Todd Packer,FALSE
2417,2,2,3,"Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!",Michael,FALSE
2418,2,2,3,[makes laser gun noises],Todd Packer,FALSE
2419,2,2,3,"Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him.",Michael,FALSE
2420,2,2,3,"bleep, bleep. What's up, Halpert?",Todd Packer,FALSE
2421,2,2,3,Uh oh.,Michael,FALSE
2422,2,2,3,Still queer?,Todd Packer,FALSE
2423,2,2,3,Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!,Michael,FALSE
2424,2,2,4,"Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So...",Michael,FALSE
2425,2,2,5,"Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade 'A' gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why.",Michael,FALSE
2426,2,2,5,"Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don't know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here's the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2427,2,2,5,Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy one!,Michael,FALSE
2428,2,2,5,We're talking blonde incompetent.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2429,2,2,5,"Oh, yeah.",Michael,FALSE
2430,2,2,5,Like 10 words a minute... talking.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2431,2,2,5,"Well, to be fair... blondes, brunettes, you know, there's a lot of dumb people out there.",Michael,FALSE
2432,2,2,5,"They are women, right?",Todd Packer,FALSE
2433,2,2,5,Oh! Wow! I didn't say it! I didn't say it!,Michael,FALSE
2434,2,2,5,"I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2435,2,2,5,"Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button.",Michael,FALSE
2436,2,2,6,"Hey, um... what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? [points at self] This guy!",Jim,FALSE
2437,2,2,7,"Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?",Todd Packer,FALSE
2438,2,2,7,Oh. Bad boy. [to Ryan] Um... Ryan? [makes Donald Duck noise],Michael,FALSE
2439,2,2,7,"[to Ryan] Come on, kid. Let's go.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2440,2,2,7,Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything.,Michael,FALSE
2441,2,2,7,Except pass that breathalyzer.,Jim,FALSE
2442,2,2,8,You a big William Hung fan?,Ryan,FALSE
2443,2,2,8,Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?,Todd Packer,FALSE
2444,2,2,9,[monkey noises],Kevin's computer,FALSE
2445,2,2,10,I'm really excited to meet your Mom.,Jim,FALSE
2446,2,2,10,You are?,Pam,FALSE
2447,2,2,11,My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn't have a cell phone... which is cool cause it's kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she'll walk in.,Pam,FALSE
2448,2,2,12,I've decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody.,Pam,FALSE
2449,2,2,12,Oh yeah?,Jim,FALSE
2451,2,2,12,Good. Cause I have a lot of questions.,Jim,FALSE
2452,2,2,12,Oh really?,Pam,FALSE
2453,2,2,12,"Yeah. As a child, did Pam show any traits that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?",Jim,FALSE
2454,2,2,13,"Hey, send me that link to the monkey sex video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.",Michael,FALSE
2456,2,2,13,Forward it like it's hot. Forward it like it's hot. 'Old School'.,Michael,FALSE
2458,2,2,13,"Yes, Toby?",Michael,FALSE
2459,2,2,13,Um... I need to talk to you in your office. It'll just take two seconds.,Toby,FALSE
2460,2,2,13,Um... literally two seconds?,Michael,FALSE
2461,2,2,14,Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family.,Michael,FALSE
2462,2,2,15,The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy.,Toby,FALSE
2463,2,2,15,"No, no, Toby. No.",Michael,FALSE
2464,2,2,15,"It's really not a big deal, Michael.",Toby,FALSE
2465,2,2,15,"It is a big deal. It's a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!",Michael,FALSE
2466,2,2,15,And then Corporate is going to send in a lawyer...,Toby,FALSE
2468,2,2,15,Just to refresh you... .,Toby,FALSE
2470,2,2,15,on our policy.,Toby,FALSE
2471,2,2,15,"What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?",Michael,FALSE
2472,2,2,15,Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones.,Toby,FALSE
2473,2,2,15,There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.,Michael,FALSE
2474,2,2,16,"Everyone! Hello! Everyone. Hi! Sorry to interrupt. I know you're all busy and the last thing you want is for a major interruption. But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now in the middle of the day. [to Toby] So, take it away.",Michael,FALSE
2475,2,2,16,"Yeah, okay. Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I'll go over that later.",Toby,FALSE
2476,2,2,16,"I wish you luck, Toby. I really do. But you are going to have a mutiny on your hands and I just can't wait to see how you handle it.",Michael,FALSE
2477,2,2,17,"A guy goes to a five dollar... lady of the night and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says 'Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?' This is what's at stake.",Michael,FALSE
2478,2,2,18,"Time to bring out the big guns. I'm heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that'll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So... ah! Here they are. [to Warehouse guys] Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I'm looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?",Michael,FALSE
2479,2,2,18,Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?,Darryl,FALSE
2480,2,2,18,"Um, yeah, no, well... I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.",Michael,FALSE
2481,2,2,18,"Well, [points at Michael] those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where'd you get em? Like Queers R Us?",Darryl,FALSE
2482,2,2,18,Boys R Us!,Roy,FALSE
2483,2,2,18,Oh!,Warehouse Guy,FALSE
2484,2,2,18,"Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know... a joke but not necessarily at my expense.",Michael,FALSE
2485,2,2,18,"Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the... good thing you don't have a lot of business to start with.",Darryl,FALSE
2486,2,2,18,"Oooh, okay. That was still about me.",Michael,FALSE
2487,2,2,18,"Hey, hey, hey.",Roy,FALSE
2489,2,2,18,So you don't have the biggest package. Don't feel bad.,Roy,FALSE
2490,2,2,18,I don't feel bad.,Michael,FALSE
2491,2,2,18,[fake whispers to Roy] I think he feels bad.,Darryl,FALSE
2492,2,2,18,"No, I don't.",Michael,FALSE
2493,2,2,18,You look like you feel bad.,Roy,FALSE
2495,2,2,18,Little package!,Roy,FALSE
2496,2,2,18,"Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys.",Michael,FALSE
2497,2,2,18,Little package! Little package!,Warehouse guy,FALSE
2498,2,2,18,Thank you.,Michael,FALSE
2499,2,2,18,You look good.,Roy,FALSE
2500,2,2,18,Hiding from his momma.,Darryl,FALSE
2501,2,2,18,"[kissing noises, sheep baaing sounds]",Warehouse guys,FALSE
2502,2,2,19,"So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?",Toby,FALSE
2503,2,2,19,"Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.",Pam,FALSE
2505,2,2,19,"Thanks, Kevin.",Pam,FALSE
2506,2,2,20,Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.,Pam,FALSE
2507,2,2,21,She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.,Pam,FALSE
2508,2,2,21,Great point.,Toby,FALSE
2509,2,2,21,Thank you.,Pam,FALSE
2510,2,2,21,"Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming in. All right. That's it. Um... if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back.",Toby,FALSE
2511,2,2,21,"Hi, is it over?",Michael,FALSE
2512,2,2,21,"Uh, yes!",Toby,FALSE
2514,2,2,21,I can go over it with you.,Toby,FALSE
2515,2,2,21,"I know, I know. It's good. It is not over. It is not over til it's over.",Michael,FALSE
2516,2,2,21,It's over.,Toby,FALSE
2517,2,2,21,"Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn't because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we're losing? Seriously?",Michael,FALSE
2518,2,2,21,Email forwards.,Angela,FALSE
2519,2,2,21,Exactly! Mmwwah [blows kiss to Angela]! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?,Michael,FALSE
2520,2,2,21,I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you'll have bad luck.,Angela,FALSE
2521,2,2,21,"Give me a break. Umm... Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?",Michael,FALSE
2522,2,2,21,That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls' school. I am taking it down right now.,Stanley,FALSE
2523,2,2,21,Um... what about office romance?,Meredith,FALSE
2524,2,2,21,"Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let's just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR.",Toby,FALSE
2525,2,2,21,"All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?",Phyllis,FALSE
2526,2,2,21,"I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have.",Michael,FALSE
2527,2,2,21,"Yeah, Meredith.",Dwight,FALSE
2528,2,2,21,No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?,Michael,FALSE
2530,2,2,21,She would have definitely slept with me.,Michael,FALSE
2531,2,2,21,She wasn't that hot.,Kevin,FALSE
2532,2,2,21,"Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!",Michael,FALSE
2533,2,2,21,"Ok, you know, Michael...",Toby,FALSE
2534,2,2,22,"I'm in an office relationship. It's special. Um... she's nice. She's shy. She's actually here. You want to meet her? Hold on one second. Oh, my God! Put on a shirt! Put on a... . I told you that you'd be on camera. I'm sorry, she's European. No, I told you that you'd be on camera. Stop it.",Jim,FALSE
2535,2,2,23,What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her 'partner' in to work? [to Toby] Would that be crossing the line?,Michael,FALSE
2537,2,2,23,What if they made out? In front of everybody?,Michael,FALSE
2538,2,2,23,"Well, that would be...",Toby,FALSE
2539,2,2,23,At home? And I told everybody everything about it.,Michael,FALSE
2540,2,2,23,"Okay, I'm lost.",Toby,FALSE
2541,2,2,23,"Okay. Well, then let's act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be... Okay! We'll use the doll. Pam. Pam?",Michael,FALSE
2542,2,2,24,[Crossing the Line: Rules for the Modern Workplace],Video,FALSE
2543,2,2,24,"I wish Todd Packer was here because he would love this. I wonder if anybody else would like to do this. Hey! Um... we have to watch, uh, Toby's video that he's showing us in order to brainwash us and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in? Going to be fun. Got my great pizza. Whataya say? Jim?",Michael,FALSE
2544,2,2,24,"No, thanks. I'm good.",Jim,FALSE
2545,2,2,24,That's what she said. Pam?,Michael,FALSE
2546,2,2,24,Uh... my mother's coming.,Pam,FALSE
2547,2,2,24,"That's what she sai [clears throat] Nope, but... Okay. Well, suit yourself.",Michael,FALSE
2548,2,2,25,"Hey, Toby.",Dwight,FALSE
2549,2,2,25,Hey Dwight.,Toby,FALSE
2550,2,2,25,You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.,Dwight,FALSE
2552,2,2,25,"Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?",Dwight,FALSE
2553,2,2,26,"Technically, I am in Human Resources. And Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly.",Toby,FALSE
2554,2,2,27,"Yeah, maybe when you get really comfortable with each other, you can ask for that.",Toby,FALSE
2555,2,2,27,Good. Good. And...,Dwight,FALSE
2556,2,2,27,I should get back to work.,Toby,FALSE
2558,2,2,28,"In today's fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let's take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves 'where is the line?'",Man in Video,FALSE
2559,2,2,28,[Scenario 1: The Natural Redhead],Video,FALSE
2560,2,2,28,Natural redhead.,Roy,FALSE
2561,2,2,28,"Hey, Rach.",Actor,FALSE
2562,2,2,28,"Hey, Joe. Mike.",Redheaded Actress,FALSE
2563,2,2,28,"Hey, settle a bet. Are you a natural redhead?",Actor,FALSE
2564,2,2,28,"Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. [pointing at Redheaded Actress] I banged this girl right here. This is...",Darryl,FALSE
2565,2,2,28,That's her?,Roy,FALSE
2566,2,2,28,"Yes, this is the one.",Darryl,FALSE
2568,2,2,28,You remember? Yes!,Darryl,FALSE
2569,2,2,28,At the party?,Roy,FALSE
2570,2,2,28,You banged her?,Warehouse guy,FALSE
2571,2,2,28,Yes! [to video screen] Right here. You are a naughty girl!,Darryl,FALSE
2572,2,2,28,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay! Hypocrite! She is a hypocrite. That is such a scam! Okay.",Michael,FALSE
2573,2,2,29,"[to cell phone] Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. [to Pam] Hi.",Jan,FALSE
2574,2,2,29,"Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we're watching that Corporate gave us... Darryl banged her! Aaand is about 90% sure.",Michael,FALSE
2575,2,2,30,"Don't ever let this little bitch drive you around town. We got, uh, lost for half an hour.",Todd Packer,FALSE
2576,2,2,30,"I don't have any DUI's so I can drive myself, but thanks.",Pam,FALSE
2577,2,2,30,Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude's thong? Probably.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2578,2,2,31,"So you are the lawyer, Mr. O'Malley? I know a lot of lawyer jokes.",Michael,FALSE
2579,2,2,31,I love lawyer jokes.,Mr. O'Malley,FALSE
2580,2,2,31,"Well, it's probably because you don't get 'em.",Michael,FALSE
2581,2,2,32,"When I said before that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.",Michael,FALSE
2582,2,2,33,"You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What's the problem?",Jan,FALSE
2583,2,2,33,The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can't say anything.,Michael,FALSE
2584,2,2,33,"Well, that... that's true in a way. You can't say anything.",Jan,FALSE
2585,2,2,33,"Where's the line? Where's the line, Jan.",Michael,FALSE
2586,2,2,33,"Do you need to see the video again, Michael?",Jan,FALSE
2587,2,2,33,"No, I've seen the video.",Michael,FALSE
2588,2,2,33,[to Jan] He talked the whole time.,Toby,FALSE
2589,2,2,33,"No, I didn't. [to Jan] Huh, what? [everyone looks up at blow-up doll]",Michael,FALSE
2590,2,2,34,"Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out... we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things. And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.",Michael,FALSE
2591,2,2,34,Does that include 'That's What She Said'?,Jim,FALSE
2592,2,2,34,Mmmhmm. Yes.,Michael,FALSE
2593,2,2,34,"Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...",Jim,FALSE
2594,2,2,34,THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!,Michael,FALSE
2595,2,2,34,Michael. MICHAEL!,Jan,FALSE
2596,2,2,34,[laughing] Come on.,Michael,FALSE
2597,2,2,34,"Michael, please.",Jan,FALSE
2598,2,2,34,There he is.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2599,2,2,34,Mwah! [kisses hand and salutes office],Michael,FALSE
2600,2,2,34,There he is. Good one.,Todd Packer,FALSE
2601,2,2,35,You would have done the same. You just didn't think of it first.,Michael,FALSE
2602,2,2,35,Mike... Michael. Please. I... I... really.,Jan,FALSE
2603,2,2,35,It's... That's...,Michael,FALSE
2604,2,2,35,That's not my sense of humor.,Jan,FALSE
2605,2,2,35,"Okay. [to man entering office] Hello. [introduces] Jan. Mr. O'Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny.",Michael,FALSE
2607,2,2,35,I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards. He specializes in Free Speech issues.,Michael,FALSE
2608,2,2,35,"[to camera] And motorcycle head injuries, worker's comp, and diet pill lawsuits.",Albiny,FALSE
2609,2,2,35,This guy does it all.,Michael,FALSE
2610,2,2,35,"[to Albiny] 'Scuse me, I'm sorry. [to Michael] Michael. Mr. O'Malley is your lawyer.",Jan,FALSE
2612,2,2,35,"Mr. O'Malley is our Corporate lawyer. We have him on retainer. To protect the company as well as upper level management, such as yourself.",Jan,FALSE