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Dear Livvy,
You and I have been together for some time now. Yes we’ve had our ups and downs, but in the end, you’ve been true and dear to me. You never let me down when I really need you the most. I know I’ve made promises I wasn’t exactly able to keep in the past, and I know you’ve forgiven me more times than I deserve. I just need to tell you, I do love you, and I really do have the best of intentions. I mean the things I say when I tell you it will never happen again, and I really intend for them not to. When I told you I was over the Mexican one, I meant it, but she just kept calling my name, and egging me on, and the next thing I know, I’m in Tijuana, and she’s in my mouth. When I told you no more Russians, I meant that too, but it gets cold at night, and I need comfort. I know, time and time again, you don’t fail me. You’ve never let me end up in the hospital, well not intentionally. Sometimes I just push you too far, and things happen. I take the blame for that. Oh, the Irish one. She gets me in Vegas every time. Thankfully, there, you don’t lose control, and I’ve been able to stay out of the hospitals while traveling. I know you that when it counts, you don’t let me down.
Well, it’s New Years Eve of 2015, and we’ve got a lot to look forward to and celebrate. I’m asking for your forgiveness ahead of time, because this is a time to rejoice and celebrate. Michael J Fox gave us hope as a child that one day, there would be hoverboards. Well Livvy, that dream has finally come true. We have to sell our home to obtain this dream, but isn’t it worth it? Don’t we need to live life? Back to the future taught us nothing if it didn’t teach us to follow our dreams. I ask that you bear with me this eve of the future, and just let me let loose one last time. I’ve already called upon the Irish one, and Mexican is waiting patiently downstairs. I promise it will not lead to me forsaking you with a Peruvian, or god forbid the Chinese. I do vow that I will never again venture into Chinese darkness. Chasin the dragon is just not worth it. The Peruvians always sound like a good idea, but they bite you in the morning.
My dear dear Liver. Alcohol poisoning is just not fun, and control is not my strong suite. I ask you now, let me drink, let me celerbrate, and I promise, one day, we with both go out in a blaze of glory!!! You, me, and our memory will fade away into nothingness laughing thinking to ourselves “DAMN! We had a good run”. So I toast to you, our past, our dreams, and our future full of hoverboards and living in an airstream trailer.
With love,
The idiot making poor decisions
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