avro_lulz.rb

if !defined?(JSON)
  require 'yajl'
else
  require 'json'
  module Yajl
    LOOKUP = %w[null boolean string bytes int long float double].
      inject({}){|h,k| h[k.inspect] = k; h }
    def self.dump(obj)
      JSON.dump(obj)
    end
    def self.load(string)
      LOOKUP[string] || JSON.load(string)
    end
  end
end