php[tek] ReactPHP chat server

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$ telnet 192.168.13.14 2014
Trying 192.168.13.14...
Connected to 192.168.13.14.
Escape character is '^]'.
hello
192.168.12.221: ohai
192.168.13.89: GET / HTTP/1.1
Host: 192.168.13.14:2014
Connection: keep-alive
Accept: text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/webp,*/*;q=0.8
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 4.4.2; Nexus 5 Build/KOT49H) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/34.0.1847.114 Mobile Safari/537.36
Accept-Encoding: gzip,deflate,sdch
Accept-Language: en-GB,en-US;q=0.8,en;q=0.6,sv;q=0.4

192.168.15.112: hello!
192.168.15.112: GET / HTTP/1.1
Host: 192.168.13.14:2014
Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate
Accept: text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_9_3) AppleWebKit/538.35+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/7.0.3 Safari/537.75.14
Accept-Language: en-us
DNT: 1
Connection: keep-alive

192.168.15.3: 
192.168.12.221: Hello web browsers!
192.168.13.132: lol
192.168.12.221: node.js roolz; php droolz
192.168.15.112: GET / HTTP/1.1
Host: 192.168.13.14:2014
Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate
Accept: text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_9_3) AppleWebKit/538.35+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/7.0.3 Safari/537.75.14
Accept-Language: en-us
DNT: 1
Connection: keep-alive

192.168.12.233: te192.168.15.3: nice
192.168.12.233: st192.168.12.233: 
192.168.15.112: 
192.168.15.112: 

192.168.15.112: test
192.168.15.112: Is this working?
192.168.13.207: test
192.168.13.207: 192.168.15.3: 
192.168.15.3: 192.168.13.121: GET / HTTP/1.1
Referer: 
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 4.4.2; Nexus 5 Build/KOT49H) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/34.0.1847.114 Mobile Safari/537.36
Cookie: 
Accept-Encoding: identity
Host: 192.168.13.14:2014
Connection: Keep-Alive

192.168.13.132: MEEP MEEP
192.168.15.142:     )     )       (    (     
192.168.15.142:  ( /(  ( /(       )\ ) )\ )  
 )\()) )\())     (()/((()/(  
((_)\ ((_)\  ___  /(_))/(_)) 
 _((_)  ((_)|___|(_)) (_))   
| \| | / _ \     |_ _|| _ \  
| .` || (_) |     | | |  _/  
|_|\_| \___/     |___||_|    
                             
Year 2014, ASCII still Sexy.
192.168.12.221: 
192.168.13.132:       wWWWw
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     / \X/ \
    |   V   |
192.168.13.132:     |   |   | 
192.168.12.221: 8888888888 888 88888
88 88 88 88 88 88
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88 88 88 888 88888 888888
88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88
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192.168.13.121: GET / HTTP/1.1
Referer: 
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 4.4.2; Nexus 5 Build/KOT49H) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/34.0.1847.114 Mobile Safari/537.36
Cookie: 
Accept-Encoding: identity
Host: 192.168.13.14:2014
Connection: Keep-Alive

192.168.13.132: 192.168.15.142: 192.168.12.233: 192.168.13.132: 
192.168.13.132: 192.168.13.132: 
192.168.12.233: 192.168.15.142: 192.168.12.233: 192.168.15.142: 192.168.13.132: 192.168.13.132: 192.168.13.121: GET / HTTP/1.1
Referer: 
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 4.4.2; Nexus 5 Build/KOT49H) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/34.0.1847.114 Mobile Safari/537.36
Cookie: 
Accept-Encoding: identity
Host: 192.168.13.14:2014
Connection: Keep-Alive

192.168.15.142: 
.
192.168.15.142:     )     )       (    (     
 ( /(  ( /(       )\ ) )\ )  
 )\()) )\())     (()/((()/(  
((_)\ ((_)\  ___  /(_))/(_)) 
 _((_)  ((_)|___|(_)) (_))   
| \| | / _ \     |_ _|| _ \  
| .` || (_) |     | | |  _/  
|_|\_| \___/     |___||_|    
                             
192.168.15.142: Year 2014, ASCII still Sexy.
192.168.13.121: GET / HTTP/1.1
Referer: 
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 4.4.2; Nexus 5 Build/KOT49H) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/34.0.1847.114 Mobile Safari/537.36
Cookie: 
Accept-Encoding: identity
Host: 192.168.13.14:2014
Connection: Keep-Alive