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jmmastey / gist:cf60d9edfb5b420cd522ece1e5b06f50
Created January 20, 2017 19:12
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Dear Joseph
I came across your resume on an online job board and wanted to reach out to you to see if you or someone you know might be interested in a contract opportunity in Roseville, MN.
My client is looking for a Senior Software Engineer to join their team on a contractual basis.
Please carefully read the Job Description below, and if you would like to pursue this opportunity please email me an updated MS Word version of your resume to brahmdeep.singh@talentburst.com at your earliest convenience. If you're not interested feel free to send me your resume and let me know what type of positions I can help you with. I appreciate your time and look forward to hearing from you.
NOTE- ONLY W-2 CANDIDATES / WE DON'T WORK ON CORP-CORP OR WITH H1B OR OPT-EAD CONSULTANTS FOR THIS OPENING./THIS IS A 100% ONSITE JOB..
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jmmastey / suggestions.md
Last active March 29, 2016 01:54
70+ Team Outings That Aren't Centered Around Drinking
# C-b is not acceptable, make it C-w
set -g prefix C-w
bind C-w send-prefix
#bind-key C-w last-window
# navigate windows
bind-key -n F11 previous-window
bind-key -n F12 next-window
# start numbering at 1
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jmmastey / Percentage Non-Male by Programming Language
Last active August 29, 2015 14:24
Derived Stats from SO Programmer Survey
Language | % Non-Male | % Other | Total | Male | Female | Other
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TOTALS | 5% | 0.56% | 190942 | 181170 | 8705 | 1067
JavaScript | 5% | 0.35% | 20219 | 19150 | 999 | 70
SQL | 5% | 0.39% | 14526 | 13739 | 731 | 56
Java | 5% | 0.36% | 14107 | 13270 | 786 | 51
C# | 4% | 0.32% | 12634 | 12056 | 537 | 41
Python | 4% | 0.51% | 10957 | 10441 | 460 | 56
PHP | 5% | 0.48% | 10283 | 9679 | 555 | 49
Android | 5% | 0.41% | 9759 | 9191 | 528 | 40

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jmmastey / illusion.js
Created April 6, 2015 23:25
optical illusion
background(0,0,0);
var radius = 1;
var drawCircle = function(rad) {
translate(200, 200);
for(var r = 0; r < 360; r += 2) {
fill(20, mouseY, mouseX);
rect(rad, rad, 20, 20);
rotate(2);
}
def auth_by_token(email, auth_token)
user = User.find(email: email)
if user && Devise.secure_compare(user.auth_token, auth_token)
session[:current_user] = user
end
end
def show_account_label
puts "#{client_count}, #{last_connection_time}"
end
def clients
@account.client_list
end
def client_count
"#{clients.length} #{"client".pluralize}"
def create_customer_leads(posted_data)
Array(posted_data).map do |lead_params|
extract_customer_lead(lead_params)
end
end
def extract_customer_lead(lead_params)
AcquisitionClient::CustomerLead.extract_customer_lead(posted_data)
end