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Cards Against Humanity - Custom Cards
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| Black Cards | |
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| * Given the choice between _____ and _____, I will always choose the latter. | |
| * What I wouldn’t give for ten minutes alone with _____. | |
| * It was more uncomfortable than a _____ at a _____ convention. | |
| * When I think about _____ I touch myself. (must sing) | |
| * My parents were shocked to learn that I like _____. | |
| * It wasn’t until they pulled out _____ that it got really embarrassing. | |
| White Cards | |
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| * An uncomfortably attractive pre-op tranny. | |
| * Second-hand adult diapers. | |
| * Your mom. | |
| * Giving a rusty trombone. | |
| * Daytime strippers. | |
| * Two knuckles deep. | |
| * A busted hemorrhoid. | |
| * Sleeping in the wet spot. | |
| * Dead baby jokes. | |
| * The Morning-After Pill. |
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