Joaquín Rossi joaquin-rossi

## lqip.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">

<head>
</head>

<body>

<img
  src="image-thunk.webp"

## sleepsort.js
function sleep(ms) {
    return new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, ms));
}

class DeferredPromise extends Promise {
    static get [Symbol.species]() {
        return Promise;
    }

    constructor() {

## copy_fail.py
#!/usr/bin/env python3
import os
import socket
import sys
import zlib

def c(fd: int, i: int, p: bytes) -> None:
    a = socket.socket(socket.AF_ALG, socket.SOCK_SEQPACKET, 0)
    a.bind(("aead", "authencesn(hmac(sha256),cbc(aes))"))
    h = 279

## embed.h
#pragma once

#include <stdlib.h>

extern const size_t embed_data_txt_size;
extern const char embed_data_txt[];

## Trampoline.java
import module java.base;

/*
 * long fibonacci(int n) {
 *     return fibonacciTrampoline(0, 1, n).eval();
 * }
 *
 * Trampoline<Long> fibonacciTrampoline(long a, long b, int count) {
 *     return count == 0
 *         ? new Trampoline.Done(a)

## dom-util.js
Node.prototype.queryXPath = function(xpath) {
    return document
        .evaluate(xpath, this, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null)
        .singleNodeValue;
}

Node.prototype.queryXPathAll = function(xpath) {
    const result = document.evaluate(xpath, this, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);

    const nodes = [];

## vibesort.py
#!/usr/bin/env python
from openai import OpenAI
import pydantic

class VibesortResponse(pydantic.BaseModel):
    nums: list[float]

def vibesort(l: list[float]) -> list[float]:
    response = OpenAI().responses.parse(
        model="gpt-5-nano",

## double-single-for.c
#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    int n = 3;
    int m = 3;

    for (
        int i = 0, j = 0 ;
        i < n && j < m ;
        j = (j + 1) % m, i += (j == 0 ? 1 : 0)

## unique_agg.sql
CREATE FUNCTION unique_agg_state(state anyelement, value anyelement) RETURNS anyelement
    LANGUAGE plpgsql
AS
$$
BEGIN
    IF state IS NULL THEN
        RETURN value;
    ELSIF state <> value THEN
        RAISE EXCEPTION 'Mismatched values in group: % <> %', state, value;
    END IF;

## release-vs-press.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
    <title>Release vs. Press</title>
</head>
<body>
    <p class="release"></p>
    <button class="release" style="padding: 1rem">Act on Release</button>
    <p class="press"></p>
    <button class="press" style="padding: 1rem">Act on Press</button>
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html lang="en">

	<head>
	</head>

	<body>

	<img
	src="image-thunk.webp"
	function sleep(ms) {
	return new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(resolve, ms));
	}

	class DeferredPromise extends Promise {
	static get [Symbol.species]() {
	return Promise;
	}

	constructor() {
	#!/usr/bin/env python3
	import os
	import socket
	import sys
	import zlib

	def c(fd: int, i: int, p: bytes) -> None:
	a = socket.socket(socket.AF_ALG, socket.SOCK_SEQPACKET, 0)
	a.bind(("aead", "authencesn(hmac(sha256),cbc(aes))"))
	h = 279
	#pragma once

	#include <stdlib.h>

	extern const size_t embed_data_txt_size;
	extern const char embed_data_txt[];
	import module java.base;

	/*
	* long fibonacci(int n) {
	* return fibonacciTrampoline(0, 1, n).eval();
	* }
	*
	* Trampoline<Long> fibonacciTrampoline(long a, long b, int count) {
	* return count == 0
	* ? new Trampoline.Done(a)
	Node.prototype.queryXPath = function(xpath) {
	return document
	.evaluate(xpath, this, null, XPathResult.FIRST_ORDERED_NODE_TYPE, null)
	.singleNodeValue;
	}

	Node.prototype.queryXPathAll = function(xpath) {
	const result = document.evaluate(xpath, this, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);

	const nodes = [];
	#!/usr/bin/env python
	from openai import OpenAI
	import pydantic

	class VibesortResponse(pydantic.BaseModel):
	nums: list[float]

	def vibesort(l: list[float]) -> list[float]:
	response = OpenAI().responses.parse(
	model="gpt-5-nano",
	#include <stdio.h>

	int main() {
	int n = 3;
	int m = 3;

	for (
	int i = 0, j = 0 ;
	i < n && j < m ;
	j = (j + 1) % m, i += (j == 0 ? 1 : 0)
	CREATE FUNCTION unique_agg_state(state anyelement, value anyelement) RETURNS anyelement
	LANGUAGE plpgsql
	AS
	$$
	BEGIN
	IF state IS NULL THEN
	RETURN value;
	ELSIF state <> value THEN
	RAISE EXCEPTION 'Mismatched values in group: % <> %', state, value;
	END IF;
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<title>Release vs. Press</title>
	</head>
	<body>
	<p class="release"></p>
	<button class="release" style="padding: 1rem">Act on Release</button>
	<p class="press"></p>
	<button class="press" style="padding: 1rem">Act on Press</button>