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node-and-npm-in-30-seconds.sh

set -o verbose
echo 'export PATH=$HOME/local/bin:$PATH' >> ~/.bashrc
. ~/.bashrc
mkdir ~/local
mkdir ~/node-latest-install
cd ~/node-latest-install
curl http://nodejs.org/dist/node-latest.tar.gz | tar xz --strip-components=1
./configure --prefix=~/local
make install # ok, fine, this step probably takes more than 30 seconds...
curl -L https://www.npmjs.org/install.sh | sh

xgd-freedesktop.org-style.sh

set -o verbose

# Eval tilde ASAP
eval PREFIX=~/.local
eval BASHRC=~/.bashrc
eval SRC=~/node-latest-install

echo 'export PATH=$HOME/.local/bin:$PATH' >> $BASHRC
echo 'export npm_config_userconfig=$HOME/.config/npmrc' >> $BASHRC
. $BASHRC
mkdir $PREFIX
mkdir $SRC
cd $SRC
curl http://nodejs.org/dist/node-latest.tar.gz | tar xz --strip-components=1
./configure --prefix=$PREFIX
make install
curl -L https://www.npmjs.org/install.sh | sh