Solution for "fastest number series generator" article on sqlperformance.com

gistfile1.txt

DROP TABLE IF EXISTS dbo.GetNumsObbishTable;
CREATE TABLE dbo.GetNumsObbishTable (ID BIGINT NOT NULL, INDEX CCI CLUSTERED COLUMNSTORE);

GO
SET NOCOUNT ON;
DECLARE @c INT = 0;
WHILE @c < 128
BEGIN
	INSERT INTO dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	SELECT TOP (1048576) @c * 1048576 - 1 + ROW_NUMBER() OVER(ORDER BY (SELECT NULL))
	FROM master..spt_values t1
	CROSS JOIN master..spt_values t2
	OPTION (MAXDOP 1);

	SET @c = @c + 1;
END;

GO

CREATE OR ALTER FUNCTION dbo.GetNumsObbish(@low AS BIGINT, @high AS BIGINT) RETURNS TABLE
AS
RETURN	
	SELECT @low + ID AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE ID <= @high - @low

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(134217728 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(134217728 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(134217728 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(268435456 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(268435456 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(268435456 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(402653184 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(402653184 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(402653184 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(536870912 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(536870912 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(536870912 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(671088640 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(671088640 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(671088640 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(805306368 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(805306368 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(805306368 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(939524096 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(939524096 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(939524096 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(1073741824 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(1073741824 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(1073741824 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(1207959552 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(1207959552 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(1207959552 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(1342177280 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(1342177280 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(1342177280 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(1476395008 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(1476395008 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(1476395008 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(1610612736 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(1610612736 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(1610612736 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(1744830464 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(1744830464 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(1744830464 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(1879048192 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(1879048192 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(1879048192 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2013265920 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2013265920 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2013265920 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2147483648 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2147483648 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2147483648 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2281701376 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2281701376 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2281701376 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2415919104 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2415919104 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2415919104 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2550136832 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2550136832 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2550136832 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2684354560 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2684354560 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2684354560 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2818572288 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2818572288 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2818572288 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(2952790016 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(2952790016 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(2952790016 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(3087007744 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(3087007744 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(3087007744 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(3221225472 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(3221225472 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(3221225472 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(3355443200 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(3355443200 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(3355443200 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(3489660928 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(3489660928 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(3489660928 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(3623878656 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(3623878656 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(3623878656 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(3758096384 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(3758096384 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(3758096384 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(3892314112 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(3892314112 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(3892314112 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(4026531840 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(4026531840 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(4026531840 AS BIGINT)

	UNION ALL

	SELECT @low + ID + CAST(4160749568 AS BIGINT) AS n
	FROM dbo.GetNumsObbishTable
	WHERE @high - @low + 1 > CAST(4160749568 AS BIGINT)
	AND ID <= @high - @low - CAST(4160749568 AS BIGINT);
GO