Print a random fortune from an array.

randfortune.c

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <string.h>
const char* x[] = {
	"limerick", "fortunes2", "linuxcookie",
	"freebsd-tips", "osfortune", "startrek",
	"zippy", "debian-hints"
};
const size_t FORTUNES = sizeof(x)/sizeof(*x) - 1;
int cool(int Size) {
	int k;
	k = 0;
	srand((unsigned)time(NULL));
	k = rand() % Size;
	return k;
}
int main()
{
	execlp("/usr/games/fortune", x[cool(FORTUNES)], "-l", NULL, NULL);
	return 0;
}