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johnsyweb / telstra "security"
Created March 12, 2014 06:03
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johnsyweb / gist:9612632
Created March 18, 2014 02:44
IEx LOLz
iex(2)> v()
1: h()
#=> :"do not show this result in output"
:ok
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johnsyweb / mix_tape.rb
Created June 11, 2014 13:00
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# encoding: utf-8
IDEAS = [
%Q(Bar uvg jbaqref' bgure fbatf),
%Q(Gurl jnag gb oernx serr: Gur zhfvp gurl znqr jura gurl yrsg gur onaq),
%Q(Nhfgenyvnan: Fubjpnfr lbhe snibhevgr angvir onaqf gb arjpbzref gb guvf ynaq tveg ol frn ),
%Q(Sbervta ynathntr fbatf),
%Q(Xrrc ba Ehaava': Zhfvp gb zbgvingr zr gb trg cnfg gur 8xz znex),
%Q(Zhfvp bs gur zbivrf: Abg gur gurzrf… ohg fbatf znqr snzbhf ol gur zbivrf),
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johnsyweb / boot2docker-port-forwarding.sh
Created June 17, 2014 09:50
Port forwarding for boot2docker, based on https://github.com/cameron/docker/commit/49b928c0b05852b58881ce8ebdb164db92befd3a
#!/bin/bash
boot2docker down
for i in {49000..49900}; do
for protocol in 'tcp' 'udp'; do
VBoxManage modifyvm "boot2docker-vm" --natpf1 "${protocol}-port${i},${protocol},,${i},,${i}"
done
done
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johnsyweb / broken-git
Created August 5, 2014 05:21
Oh. Great(!)
$ git fetch
remote: Counting objects: 4467, done.
remote: Compressing objects: 100% (2616/2616), done.
remote: Total 4467 (delta 2569), reused 2859 (delta 1665)
Receiving objects: 100% (4467/4467), 3.87 MiB, done.
Resolving deltas: 100% (2569/2569), done.
fatal: bad object 932319fa81372b23ab80b4fd8c99947b83322f3c
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johnsyweb / paj_binary_search.py
Created April 25, 2010 05:30
def binary_search(elements, required):
if 1 == len(elements):
if required == elements[0]:
return required
else:
return None
else:
midpoint = int(len(elements) / 2)
if elements[midpoint] > required:
return binary_search(elements[:midpoint], required)
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johnsyweb / scoped_cout_redirector.cpp
Created January 20, 2011 22:13
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3667201/redirecting-in-c/3667321#3667321
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
class scoped_cout_redirector
{
public:
scoped_cout_redirector(const std::string& filename)
:backup_(std::cout.rdbuf())
,filestr_(filename.c_str())
,sbuf_(filestr_.rdbuf())
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johnsyweb / lie.cpp
Created February 5, 2013 08:41
Comments are lies!
// --------------------------------------------------------------------------
// Method Name: CProtocolField::setValue
// Definition: This method sets the value attribute of the CProtocolField.
// Qualification: none
// Export: public
//
// Return: void
// Parameters: double value
//
// Preconditions: none
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johnsyweb / noise.cpp
Created February 5, 2013 08:47
Comments are noise!
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//
// Function Name: ExcCxlCached::~ExcCxlCached()
//
// Definition: Destructor for the ExcCxlCached class
//
// Qualification: virtual
//
// Export: public
//
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johnsyweb / mtr --report github.com.md
Last active December 16, 2015 08:48
10% packet loss in rackspace.

From Work [115.146.71.1]

[Fri 13/05/10 08:14 EST][s009][x86_64/darwin12.2.0/12.3.0][5.0.2]
<paj@pajimac:~>
zsh 3013 % mtr --report github.com
HOST: pajimac.local               Loss%   Snt   Last   Avg  Best  Wrst StDev
  1.|-- 192.168.0.1                0.0%    10    5.2   4.2   3.3   5.2   0.7
  2.|-- lo-1-pe1-mel-dc2.firenet.  0.0%    10    2.5   3.0   2.3   5.2   0.9
  3.|-- ge-0-0-0-bdr1-mel-dc2.fir  0.0%    10    5.2  10.8   4.4  60.5  17.5