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jonkemp / ago.js
Created June 5, 2011 21:32 — forked from gf3/ago.js
Super small relative dates
module.exports = (function(){
const MS =
{ seconds: 1000
, minutes: 60 * 1000
, hours: 60 * 60 * 1000
, days: 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000
, weeks: 7 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000
, months: 30 * 7 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000
, years: 365 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000 }
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jonkemp / snippet.js
Created March 8, 2012 16:29 — forked from necolas/snippet.js
Optimised async loading of cross-domain scripts
/*
* Updated to use the function-based method described in http://www.phpied.com/social-button-bffs/
* Better handling of scripts without supplied ids.
*
* N.B. Be sure to include Google Analytics's _gaq and Facebook's fbAsyncInit prior to this function.
*/
(function(doc, script) {
var js,
fjs = doc.getElementsByTagName(script)[0],
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jonkemp / OSX-junos_pulse_listenToMe.sh
Created March 8, 2016 15:31 — forked from Andrewpk/OSX-junos_pulse_listenToMe.sh
wtf juniper. Anyone else find it irritating that junos pulse services and pulse tray must always running in OS X regardless of whether or not you're currently connected? Yeah, me too. I added the following as aliases to my shell to fix this problem. Be sure to change your /Library/LaunchAgents/net.juniper.pulsetray.plist file to reflect the `Kee…
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# start and stop the vpn from the command line from now on with these two commands
# or rename the aliases as you see fit.
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alias startvpn="sudo launchctl load -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/net.juniper.AccessService.plist; open -a '/Applications/Junos Pulse.app/Contents/Plugins/JamUI/PulseTray.app/Contents/MacOS/PulseTray'"
alias quitvpn="osascript -e 'tell application \"PulseTray.app\" to quit';sudo launchctl unload -w /Library/LaunchDaemons/net.juniper.AccessService.plist"