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perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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#!/usr/bin/env bash | |
echo 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spinner() { | |
local proc="$1" | |
local message="$2" | |
local frames="⠋ ⠙ ⠹ ⠸ ⠼ ⠴ ⠦ ⠧ ⠇ ⠏" | |
local delay="0.1" | |
tput civis # hide cursor | |
while kill -0 ${proc} 2>/dev/null; do | |
for frame in $frames; do | |
printf "\033[1;34m\033[s\033[u $frame \033[0m%s\r" "$message" | |
sleep $delay | |
done | |
done | |
wait $1 | |
local code=$? | |
[[ $code -ne 0 ]] && local status="\033[38;5;124m⨉\033[0m" || local status="\033[38;5;28m✓\033[0m" | |
printf '\033[s\033[u%*s\033[u\033[0m\r' $((${#message}+3)) " " # return to normal | |
echo ' '$status' '$message | |
tput cnorm # restore cursor | |
return $code | |
} | |
infinitystones() { | |
printf ' Gathering infinity stones • • • • • •' | |
sleep $(( RANDOM % 3 + 1 )); printf "\r Gathering infinity stones"; | |
printf ' \033[38;5;33m•\033[0m • • • • •' | |
sleep $(( RANDOM % 3 + 1 )); printf "\r Gathering infinity stones"; | |
printf ' \033[38;5;33m•\033[0m \033[38;5;226m•\033[0m • • • •' | |
sleep $(( RANDOM % 3 + 1 )); printf "\r Gathering infinity stones"; | |
printf ' \033[38;5;33m•\033[0m \033[38;5;226m•\033[0m \033[38;5;160m•\033[0m • • •' | |
sleep $(( RANDOM % 3 + 1 )); printf "\r Gathering infinity stones"; | |
printf ' \033[38;5;33m•\033[0m \033[38;5;226m•\033[0m \033[38;5;160m•\033[0m \033[38;5;99m•\033[0m • •' | |
sleep $(( RANDOM % 3 + 1 )); printf "\r Gathering infinity stones"; | |
printf ' \033[38;5;33m•\033[0m \033[38;5;226m•\033[0m \033[38;5;160m•\033[0m \033[38;5;99m•\033[0m \033[38;5;40m•\033[0m •' | |
sleep $(( RANDOM % 3 + 1 )); printf "\r ✓ Gathering infinity stones"; | |
printf ' \033[38;5;33m•\033[0m \033[38;5;226m•\033[0m \033[38;5;160m•\033[0m \033[38;5;99m•\033[0m \033[38;5;40m•\033[0m \033[38;5;202m•\033[0m' | |
} | |
infinitystones & | |
spinner $! | |
sleep 2 & | |
spinner $! 'Loading stones into gauntlet ...' | |
$(sleep 3; exit $(( RANDOM%2 == 0 )) && code='1' || code='0') & | |
spinner $! 'Attempting server snap ...' && { | |
echo " \033[38;5;237m→ Successfully removed 50% of server contents\033[0m" | |
} || { | |
echo " \033[38;5;237m→ Avengers are pissing me off\033[0m" | |
} | |
echo ''; | |
printf " \e[3mPerfectly balanced, as all things should be\e[0m\n" | |
printf " — \e[3mThanos\e[0m\n" |
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To use it from here:
sh -c "$(curl -sSL https://gist.githubusercontent.com/jordanbrauer/cc5c5305100620076cb0872c403878e3/raw/1451c7284fbf112d73f244de749bbe807a3dfa4f/thanos.sh)"